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Where is Natalie Jane and Is She in Labor?

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MKGnearlyimmaculateconception · 07/12/2006 22:43

Here we go with thread III

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TheEnglishPatient · 07/12/2006 23:39

let's time 2ndtime so we will know if she has been for a number one or a number two...

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:41

A number one!

That's mean.

themulledSNOWMANneredjanitor · 07/12/2006 23:41

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christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:42

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

PMSL!

TMSMJ.

TheEnglishPatient · 07/12/2006 23:45

sorry sis.

so did you have tap water or bottled?

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:45

What will they think when all the lovely ladies check in in the morning and find we have hijacked and thoroughly trashed this lovely thread?

I apologise in advance.

We went through a vortex.

Aitch stumbled in.{with something in her hair)

Lulu left me with the wine (fatal)

And I found TMSMJ and my long lost DSis and DM!!

Got a bit over excited and carried away.

The Virgin Mary is with is now, so order will resume shortly.

TheEnglishPatient · 07/12/2006 23:46

(is bottled water when you have an affair? )

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:46

Spermatazoa.

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:48

I have a phenomenal cold and am sneezing for England TEP.
Tell DM so she brings me a present back from her jaunt!

TheEnglishPatient · 07/12/2006 23:49

she says bless you!

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MKGnearlyimmaculateconception · 07/12/2006 23:50

I go to feed ds and I come back to chaos!!

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christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:51

Sorry MKG.

Now your back I'll behave, I promise!

themulledSNOWMANneredjanitor · 07/12/2006 23:51

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christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:52

Achoo achoo!!

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:53

OOHH I love smack the pony!!

Thanks for the tip!

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:55

TEP, tell ma the london contingent (T&V) are coming here Saturday PM if she's free to join us.

themulledSNOWMANneredjanitor · 07/12/2006 23:55

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christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:56

Night TMSMJ.

Thanks for the laughs.xx

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MKGnearlyimmaculateconception · 07/12/2006 23:56

Alright, I need to step out for a minute. Everyone better behave themselves.

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christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:57

Yes Miss!

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:58

PMSL @ STP

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:58

That's me that is parking that car!!

TheEnglishPatient · 08/12/2006 00:01

2ndtime, she says thanks for the invite. g'night all.

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 08/12/2006 00:01

Thats me too!!!

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 08/12/2006 00:02

Take it you and ma aren't watching Smack the Pony then Bobs!
Night me dears.xx