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Where is Natalie Jane and Is She in Labor?

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MKGnearlyimmaculateconception · 07/12/2006 22:43

Here we go with thread III

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christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:19

Hello lovey!

What have you done with Mum?

Got her pissed and sent her to bed?

It's what happens when you spend every waking hour on M/n.

It fries your brain!

TheEnglishPatient · 07/12/2006 23:22

no, she is still here, and very confused when i tried to explain that i was on here with you. and she asked me what you were talking about..so i said, "oh, you know, mum's stuff.." if she only knew..!

so has anyone had any babies yet??

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:23

No. Thats the problem.

I have to stay on MN every waking moment because I know the second I turn my back they'll drop them!!

TheEnglishPatient · 07/12/2006 23:24

just to spite you..

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:24

Take her glasses away so she can't see how debauched her DD is!

She'd never get it would she?

themulledSNOWMANneredjanitor · 07/12/2006 23:25

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TheEnglishPatient · 07/12/2006 23:25

sorry, have we hijacked this thread with a family reunion?

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:26

Tell you what, Ask her what she thinks it smell of!

Second thoughts don't.

I dont want to know!!

TheEnglishPatient · 07/12/2006 23:27

she said, "what's spunk? is it a perfume?"

TheEnglishPatient · 07/12/2006 23:28

JOKING!!

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:28

TMSMJ,
Does your tap water smell of spunk? Or bleach?

I'd get bottled water if it's the former!

For the record, I never use the word spunk, Aitch started it, and it would look prudish of me to start saying spematazoa!

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:29
themulledSNOWMANneredjanitor · 07/12/2006 23:31

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TheEnglishPatient · 07/12/2006 23:32

your tapwater tastes of spunk??

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:32

OMG TMSMJ!!

That's a conundrum!

Can't get my head round that at this late hour!

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:33

TEP,

Been there already!

See below.

themulledSNOWMANneredjanitor · 07/12/2006 23:34

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christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:34

Oh,
I need a wee!

Please come back Lulu or MGK and restore sanity!

TheEnglishPatient · 07/12/2006 23:34

sorry, trying to keep up!

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christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:35

You are TMSMJ!

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:35

I think not.

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:36

So do you think we can clock up another 1000 without mentioning babies or labour and just by being crude?

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:37

comfort break.

themulledSNOWMANneredjanitor · 07/12/2006 23:38

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