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Where is Natalie Jane and Is She in Labor?

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MKGnearlyimmaculateconception · 07/12/2006 22:43

Here we go with thread III

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MKGnearlyimmaculateconception · 07/12/2006 22:59

We do need to add to the newcomers that we haven't heard from NJ so we are just coming up with theories as to what has happened.

I think she is sunning in Cancun.

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christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:00

I love MN.

The blokes have no idea do they!

whensantagotstuckupAITCHimney · 07/12/2006 23:00

i cannot quite believe the vulgar depths to which i am about to plunge, but here goes...

hunker, that shampoo wouldn't be called Wash and Go, but Come and Go. (i was going to spell 'come' in the Slade manner but couldn't bring myself to...)

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:02

The smell might put shoppers off don't you think?

whensantagotstuckupAITCHimney · 07/12/2006 23:03

i haven't seen sales of smokey bacon crisps take a dive...

BahHunkBug · 07/12/2006 23:04

PMSL!

I have that effect on people, Aitch - here

whensantagotstuckupAITCHimney · 07/12/2006 23:05

actually i'm enjoying it here. great view of the stars.

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:06

Do you think Aitch?

It always reminded me of peanuts and bleach??

Can I have a hand too please Hunker?

whensantagotstuckupAITCHimney · 07/12/2006 23:06

both of which are very successful products.

whensantagotstuckupAITCHimney · 07/12/2006 23:07

bleach? jesus! don't fancy yours much.

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:08

How do you get from....
"Has she had the baby yet" to
....."what do you think spunk smells of" in such a short time!!!!!

Bloody amazing!!

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:09

He's very clean though!

whensantagotstuckupAITCHimney · 07/12/2006 23:10

in just 37 messages. it makes the other 2000 seem like a waste of time and effort now, doesn't it?

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:12

LOLOL

I think we may have scared some of the others away with our base tone!!

Made me PMSL though.

TheEnglishPatient · 07/12/2006 23:13

christmas2ndtime, is that you 2ndtime?

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:14

Yup. Who is you TEP?

whensantagotstuckupAITCHimney · 07/12/2006 23:15

you and your intergalactic ectoplasm, 2ndtime...

chocolaterobin · 07/12/2006 23:15

Sorry was washing my hair. Hane to leave now as dp wants to play poker.

chocolaterobin · 07/12/2006 23:15

Sorry was washing my hair. Hane to leave now as dp wants to play poker.

TheEnglishPatient · 07/12/2006 23:15

hah-hah, am in disguise!!

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:16

Thats right, blame the change of tone on me Aitch.

I was all nice and mumsy til you came along and started talking about spunk!!

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:16

Bobo! Is that you?

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:17

C'mon! Reveal yourself!

christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 23:18

Not you Aitch. Put your clothes back on!

TheEnglishPatient · 07/12/2006 23:18

it's bob. have been reading this thread and becoming increasingly mystified, can i have some of what you are all on please?