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you have got to read this!!!!

82 replies

liahgen · 27/03/2008 14:31

classifieds.ritzinteractive.com/js/mi/2134841.html

Go figure!!

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cadelaide · 27/03/2008 16:48

life's too short.........

constancereader · 27/03/2008 16:49

She is obviously very disturbed, I think she probably needs help.

StealthPolarBear · 27/03/2008 16:52

if that wasn't so sick it would be amusing
" Diluted home made fruit juices and vegetable soups well sieved and put in a bottle are all part of a baby's healthy diet"
liahgen - a doula wrote that? Or did I misunderstand your post?

StealthPolarBear · 27/03/2008 16:54

well I have replied
I wanted to think up an argument but didn't even know where to start so I just said "what a load of crap"
I think that sums it up

liahgen · 27/03/2008 17:09

SPB, nope that wasn't me, twas Lulu, but she was raising her eyebrows at the comment, as you have done. She corrected herself in her next post.

Lol at your reply to her. We are struggling to come up with an intelligent response as the whole thing is so proposterous.

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princessmama · 27/03/2008 17:21

Surely the author cannot seriously believe that tosh it must be some sort of (rather ill-thought out) joke.

StealthPolarBear · 27/03/2008 17:27

quite a sick joke
Glad it wasn't a doula

hiccymapops · 27/03/2008 17:31

I'm more shocked that a shocked thing on a stick!!!!!

You can tell she's never breastfed, because although i always enjoyed the closeness with my little one, cracked and bleeding nipples never turned me on! Or feeding all night! And is it just me or is this orgasm thing kept really private?!?!

In all seriousness this was really scary to read, and i'm fuming that someone basically called me a paedophile!!!!!

pruners · 27/03/2008 17:31

Message withdrawn

StealthPolarBear · 27/03/2008 17:39

personally never had orgasm while feeding
call me odd

berolina · 27/03/2008 17:47

That is bloody barking, but horrible too. Yuck.

Sabire · 27/03/2008 18:33

That's mad
Really, really mad

Bonkers

As I was reading it the words 'don't let them touch your dirty pillows' popped into my mind.

Can't think why!

LynetteScavo · 27/03/2008 18:50

This has to be a wind up.

I was going to reply, but was too angry. [angy]

ib · 27/03/2008 19:02

She clearly has some ishoos with her body....presumably all babies must also be born by c-section and conceived by IVF?

ib · 27/03/2008 19:02

She clearly has some ishoos with her body....presumably all babies must also be born by c-section and conceived by IVF?

If my legs are my erogenous zone, am I not allowed to sit my baby on my lap?

bb99 · 27/03/2008 20:03

I think she must be taking the pee...or a bit raving...

It did cheer me up, only just managed to pick myself up off the floor, ludicrous to the humorous.

To think that such extremism could exist

Who was it that was obsessed with those dirty pillows?

Cocobear · 27/03/2008 20:12

I can't believe some of you stopped reading at point 4, because it gets better. I particularly appreciated point 8.

ImPinkThereforeImSpam · 27/03/2008 20:15

Saw a programme on the telly about this American guy who starts these things as big spoofs, I've got complete fudge brain and can't remember the name of the guy...it was on the True Stories strand on Beeb 4. He's started campaigns for all sorts of mad things and the Anti breast feeding thing was one of them. I'll google it and see if I can come up with the name of him. I don't think this is a genuine campaign. I'll be back.

ImPinkThereforeImSpam · 27/03/2008 20:22

Alan Abel.

ImPinkThereforeImSpam · 27/03/2008 20:25

Oh...and it was the mad mum in Carrie who called them 'dirty pillows'!

chunkychips · 27/03/2008 20:38

christ almighty, she is bonkers. Obviously a dried up old prune, who hasn't had a shag in years and it's finally getting to her.

IorekByrnison · 27/03/2008 20:44

lol at dirty pillows - that's spot on. Hope it is a spoof and not a crazy person.

mama4 · 27/03/2008 20:51

Well I must say after reading that I was thinking do they give internet access to people in the looney bin???

I am bf my 2 month old at the mo....I am gob smacked to think any one would come up with all that crap....bf is just a natural thing to do.

orgasms....I aint had none....sleepless nights and hectic days.......plenty.

Washersaurus · 27/03/2008 21:02

Why is it posted on an 'ads' site?

I couldn't read it properly as was ROFL.

BumperliciousAteTooManyEggs · 27/03/2008 21:02

This is absolutely awful. I wonder if there is some way to complain to the host.

The sad thing is that arousal during bfing is something happens and is very rarely discussed. It is a natural feeling designed to make bfing pleasurable to mothers. it does not equate to abuse, and tosh like this and the fact that it is never discussed just make things more uncomfortable for the mothers that it happens to, to the point where they may give up