The PESH Deli for updiffed BESHes who love prunes and smell of wee wees

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BESH BABYWIN STATS

This isn't a fucking list - right?

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, Bay Amaryllis born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April 12

UPDIFFED
FannyPriceless, her pelvis went menkul, due June 14
CUNextTuesday, takes no shit from the Daily Mail, due June 28
IggyPiggy, The one who loves BUMSEX, due July 20
CurlyCasper, hospital botherer due July 21 (girl)
Skihorse, cradle snatching web geek, due July 22 (boy)
Carrots, organic hippy hunter, due July 25 (boy)
Cosmosis, the one that likes a good ride, due August 22
backinthebox, she bought a racehorse, due September 6
skatergrrrl, the one that overtook the rest, September ??
VAG, lives in De Nile, due 19 September
Honeymoo, no it's not fucking indigestion, due November 2
silversky, the biggest farter, due 21 October (first baybee)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November
ReginaMonologue, must-get-the-goss-from-ski, due November 20

hahahaha@ iggy

She's got mad pregnancy sex hormones!

Cossie What a lovely thing of TGO to say! It warms the heart when you hear of real men saying things like that - there are too many stories of "my man finds me unnattractive now that I'm pregnant".

cunty DC has such a lovely accent though - although I am slightly peturbed as to how it's morphed itself in to a Home Counties/Monte Carlo drawl over the years.

Sniggering at Fat races for preggos and at the idea of cunty offering blood-covered doughnuts to colleagues (you didn't did you?).

Silver, missing a few meetings would be fairly paltry... but a year sounds great! How very Scandinavian of you. I think I would really like to do the same (hard to know in advance of course) but it won't be an option for me anyway. Have saved up holidays and moolah though, in order to bulk out the statutory 16 weeks to 6 months. Won't be too bad I reckon.

I am not yet at the stage where people offer me seats, but soon (as in from next month on) I shall be entitled to upgrade myself to first class on the train at no extra cost (and not just when it's full, but in general). Very excited about that. Pity I so seldom take the train. vag 'tis a bit crushing when proffered seat is refused, but it would take more than that to stamp out such impeccable manners I reckon.

curly ignore your dad. Or ask him has he ever borne children, hmmm? No? Then less with the pie comments and more with the unconditional support papa dear...

cackle @ iggs - not content with a bumsex fetish she's now graduated to double-dipping. Only with very wealthy sportsmen though, obviously. She's no hoo-er

switty I was on the Eupen-Oostend train (first class 'tuurlijk) a few years ago (2001/2002?) sat in the smoking section. The train pulled in to Brussels-Noord and a differ came lumbering down the carriage. Nobody offered to give up their seats and eventually a smoker stood up and let her sit down. The rest of us groaned inwardly... until she opened her handbag and pulled out a pack of her own.

cunty So true. iggy started young y'see. Rupert Campbell-Black in the pink and Billy Lloyd-Fox in the brown!

Gals!!!! Control ya'sels !!!!!

Tis Friday innit

cunty you know it's true

swits I know it's all affectionate from my dear father! (nooone else would get away with it).

You know, I don't think SFF has once told me anything about looking good while pregnant. Just "you're so big" every now and then...

On the F1 front, there are much tastier pickings out there than Buts and Coult - I'd give Alonso a good go for a start. Though my FIL has worked with Jensen's bum mould... (will explain elsewhere if required!)

Just back from MW - all well on the wobular front.

I finish work 2 months today innit. Not as good as those of you with less to go, but it still pleases me.

Husband has called me fatty.

I didn't take offence but I did recall it as he sat opposite me gobsmacked as I polished off fish, chips and peas with garlic bread, followed by Apple cake and vanilla cream.

I think it was the not pausing for breath that had him in awe !

ah yes, TGO oftan calls me fatty as well.

I would have TSF's guts-for-garters if he called me fatty! Luckily he's so delighted with the growing bump he hasn't been anything other than flattering. Though the other day he commented that I look "normal" from the back Pretended to be annoyed but secretly quite liked!

I wouldn?t kick Jensen out of bed

I have a spot the size of a small country on my top lip - I feel 16 again!

Pol I popped out at 11/12 weeks and then again at 14 weeks. I seem to have reached a plateau for the time being.

Glad to see everyone is in good spirits for a Friday and nice one for Curly and Cunty on last dayz of work!

I got offered seat on tube home yesterday (non in the morning though) but I do look bigger in the evening - anyone else have that?

Ski I am not a knitter or a rider..

VAG I too would be pleased with that. At the spa yesterday one of the differs looked like she could go in to labour at any moment - she must've been in her last few weeks and was enormous from the front and side - iggy you'd have felt most inadequate! Anyway, from the back she just looked like a very normal hourglass in a bikini and it gave me a moment of wondering how this worked in evolution being chased by predators and them not perhaps realising she was the weakest of the herd... then before my brain exploded I went back to my "Queen Camilla".

I am just sat here watching Loose Women and they are talking about keeping girls away from boys and they reckon you should get them a horse and that'll keep them preoccupied and disinterested in boys until about the age of 16. True or False?

okie I'm counting on it being true.

okie True. Although I know boxer says no - because she was thrown roughly on to a haystack and deflowered... on the plus side though, she is still with him!

As for overlapping hobbies, you like gin and cheese right? Dogs?

Okes, yes most deffo bigger in tevening.

OK, if I have a girl I am buying a hoss and moving to the country.

I like cheese, gin (don't we all?), cats and making cakes.

okie deffo true - my teenage years i spend much time on horses - distracting me slightly from boys. Only slightly tho... and I too went through a phase of being bigger int he evenings - now though - I am just always round...

vag my bloke says that i look normal from the back too... am now gonna ponder ski's theory...

Actually - has anyone else noticed that they sweat/ smell less?! I wondered if this was some protection thing so that predators couldn't smell you so easily?!

I definitely look fatter in the evening Okie. And frankly ANYTHING you can do to keep the girls away from boys is a Good Thing. My children are going to have an activity packed schedule. There will be no time for hanging about anywhere doing bad things.

Have been getting seats on the tube except this morning (clapham south to Stockwell) 4 young girls sat there nose in papers. Felt like stamping on their feet. It makes me quite cross actually even though I don't really need one.

Can't believe I've been called a dilettante knitter... I'm a starter finisher actually.

Just went to M&P's and EVERYTHING is yellow, red and bright green plastic. I'd like one of everything in minimal beige please.

Cakes, cheese, dogs = good

Okie, The wise ski has assured me that moving to a horsey village in the middle of nowhere was a very good move WRT my little girl and boys

Yes! I have given up using deodorant, just don't need it. And my body hair is non existant, I'm sure that's becuase nature knows how hard it is to shave your legs.

I also look normo from behind.

iggy now that you mention it - yes! I am usually a sweaty, stinky beast but have not suffered as much, even in last weekend's heat. Clammy nether regions, yes, but not so much with the old smelly pits.

BUT I must smell different, because the dog has decided I need more cuddles. (or maybe it's her that needs them, for reassurance amid all the change and uncertainty?) She spends a lot more time stuck to the side of or weaving between my legs at the mo. She's going to trip me up and kill me one of these days... (I wuvs her, I do)