The PESH Deli for updiffed BESHes who love prunes and smell of wee wees

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BESH BABYWIN STATS

This isn't a fucking list - right?

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, Bay Amaryllis born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April 12

UPDIFFED
FannyPriceless, her pelvis went menkul, due June 14
CUNextTuesday, takes no shit from the Daily Mail, due June 28
IggyPiggy, The one who loves BUMSEX, due July 20
CurlyCasper, hospital botherer due July 21 (girl)
Skihorse, cradle snatching web geek, due July 22 (boy)
Carrots, organic hippy hunter, due July 25 (boy)
Cosmosis, the one that likes a good ride, due August 22
backinthebox, she bought a racehorse, due September 6
skatergrrrl, the one that overtook the rest, September ??
VAG, lives in De Nile, due 19 September
Honeymoo, no it's not fucking indigestion, due November 2
silversky, the biggest farter, due 21 October (first baybee)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November
ReginaMonologue, must-get-the-goss-from-ski, due November 20

Massive correction laydees!! That says correction.........

I was not "sniffing" his face as that would be darn weird. Bloody predictive text. Course I was snogging his face off! Oh and the feeling was mutual. Don't want you thinking this poor chap was not participating in the activity!!!

LOL at 'sniffing the face off'. I was thinking, that's a new one.

I am eating pate. Nom nom.

Beg horse was fantastic, lady was mad as a hatter, and they got on very well indeed. She had asked last night on the phone if he would jump a 5 bar gate, so we whacked a jump up to gate eight and she squeaked 'I don't want to jump THAT! It's huge!' So the girl who rides for me atm just popped him over it and he barely even noticed it was there. Then we swapped saddles and put the lady's side saddle on and sent her out for a hack, where apparently he was as good as gold. When they got back she popped him over a little cross pole side saddle (which was a first for him) and he was was perfect. So she is bringing the baronet and her groom to see him next week, and subject to the grrom approving (well, she will be the one doing all the scrubbing and dealing with his foul stable habits) the husband will cough up. She wants a trial period, but will stump up the cash first as she is assuming he will be as lovely as he is - naturally! So fingers crossed!

The lady was very glamorous and was telling us about yesterday's modelling job and also a weird story about her MIL's dog, which made us think the whole household is a bit strange, but that's posh people for ya!

DD was amusing during the viewing. She yelled 'Yay! jump jump jump! Every time big horse took off.

OH is home with my unit of alcohol for the week and has put DD to bed, so I am feeling rather less stressed now.

Just had MEGA row with Husband.

do we need to poke him with sticks???

Was not implying you were actually "odd" Silver and you are certainly not odd for sniffing snogging face of some bloke in the Clapham Gland, I too have done it, ohh those were the days. I used to live just up the hill from there so it was a mere stagger home too.

What is your post code area. I thought the most of us were SW area. Hope you can still make it. Clapham Common is that big green space, you can't miss it!

cos I prefer if you would beat him actshalleee.

okie I knew what you meant by odd! I live outside London so would have to commute in to Marylebone then tube so would take forevah to get to meeting point.

But we're worth it non?!

Fair doooos if you can't make it. Next on has to be central or norf or evening.

Will have to sort logistics and stuff will come back to you. For me central London tis mucho easio than the Clapharm locality.

I haz emailed silver with okie's plan from the other place - would be nice if she were able to make it and absorb some PESH goodness.

I'm 32 weeks today and there is now no hiding this pregnancy. At all. This bump is getting bigger and bigger and bigger... I'm finding it difficult to comprehend that in fewer than 2 short months I will be literally carrying the baby. I had a bit of bother getting my knee-high boots on yesterday (raining) and think my feet have started the infamous swell - of course I'd not noticed over the last few weeks as I've been in walking-flops type shoes. Good luck to all of you whom will require "real" shoes in the winter.

I'm off to the spa to get my manky feet pampered etc.

boxer Good luck with the lady - it all sounds extremely promising - I'm a bit in awe about the side-saddle though and hadn't realised anybody under the age of 105 still rode like that!

silver What did he do wrong?

reggie Ha! Like you don't do mental/daft things either!

Penultimate day at work. Really cannot be arsed.

ditto cas. And yet so much to do

caspy That's the spirit!

boxy Horse interview sounds very positive. Let's hope the groom is the type resigned to go along with whatever her ladyship wishes. Would be a fab home, I'm sure.

When is kimdeal going to bring her sleeping bag into the PESH deli?

P.S. silver All the best for scan today.

Sorry to hear about the fight with hubby silver - is he not into the sniffing thing, is that he problem? (har har - I found the idea of you sniffing the face off a guy in Clapham Common most hilarious) But I hope you made it up with hubby and that you both have a lovely scan today! Let us know how it goes! I'm sure it will be great.

Well: I am back from the midwife with the news that me and the baby are totally average! "Hey lady", I said, "I won't be paying you until you confirm that my PFB is exceptional". Sheesh. So yeah, I have totally average growth, a clear urine test, average weight gain and bump height and all seems well. The heartbeat was between 150 and 160 so ski, you can interpret that for me: girl or boy? We could hear the baby moving as well. Was lovely

Sounds like the big horse will be going to a new home boxy. Great news. I was also totally gobsmacked at the idea of riding side saddle though. How very Jane Austen of her.

good luck for scan silver.

And Casp & cunty please to be doing nothing at work today and tomorrow.

Wow penultimate day at work! Crazy thought! Don't wear yourselves out Cunty and curly! Courage: think of the very very very long weekend ahead

Wit re size of my tum this is no 2 for me (baybee, not poo poo) so the few tummy muscles I had are already shot to pieces and I popped out around 12 weeks. However I clearly look fat and not pregnant as no one offered me seat on tube or train this morning!

Silver hope there has been lots of sniffing and making up this morning! I had row with Mr C just before 12 week scan and told him he could think again if he thought he was coming with me. Of course that was most irrational.

Ski I was swollen like a balloon last time. It did not go down until about a week post birth (in fact it got a bit worse immediately after the birth - tree trunk ankles - nice!)

Indeed cunty - about six months' work to do in two days??? I know that feeling and it's never going to happen... (But I would love to embrace cossie's demand)

silver I'm sure you and your husband will be sickly sweet with joy and closeness as soon as you see that child on screen - all sins will be dismissed. If not, whack him with a frying pan. (make sure there's nothing yummy in it first though).

ski I, too, am running out of shoe options. Am particularly enjoying a pair of fluffy fat slipper my granny recently gave me!

Ohhh Knitters (ie: Vag and iggy and apologies to the rest of you!):I started the final section of the seed stitch edging on the baby blanket last night. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel! Hurrah!!! At times that darned blanket has seemed to be sapping my will to live. It's just so big! And I am surely doing something wrong as I get a weird pain in the top of back when knitting it. It's been like a fairy tale or something: with me weaving all my strength into the bloody blanket. BUT - despite a few little mistakes in the seed border, it is really lovely. Next project will be something really small: I'm thinking booties. Newborn ones.

Typically it was an argument that came out of nowhere. He took one comment the wrong way (was over food!!) and what with my hormones and my normal lack of rational thinking and blatant moodiness......

I almost threatened him with the punishment that he was not welcome at scan later, but didn't get the opportunity. Drat!!!

Fanks for good wishes, can't wait to see the baybee again!! Hope all is ok in there. Am still not sure if I can feel little'un move or wot.

Dilemma for yoos all. Lots of preggos at work at the mo. If they lay their baybees and steal pick a name you love/like would you still have it or pick somefing else??????????

silver I have two friends due before me. I am dead convinced that one of them will steal our name. We decided ages ago. We are not going to change it.

If it?s just people at work I would ignore it. If it?s close family or friends then I would throw a strop pick something else.