I can't have chocolate in the house. It's a medical condition I think. I have strange symptoms that I'm too embarassed to admit to my GP. I try putting it in the cupboard but I just lurk outside the cupboard until I get the choc!
I used to put it in the fridge, thinking I would be less likely to want hard choc. Then I realised that hard choc lasts even longer - yum
So you did the deed many times already. Hmmmm (dubious emoticon), perhaps it's not worth the trauma of me trying.
You see, the dilemma is this....
I didn't ever get around to an effective session of hair removal along the old bikini line. Am like a gorilla. By the time I thought about it seriously, I couldn't see the offending area. and am so ashamed as used to be very pristine.
So now I'm thinking that having a quick shave is kind of part of my birth plan. It's all worked out in my head...first contraction, second, third...straight into the shower, shave gorilla area ready for hospital admission.
And we all know it will go all stubbly and uncomfortable within 24 hours so that's my window of opportunity to squeeze out the baby without being laughing stock of whole maternity unit
But if we do the deed, or if my mw wants to do an internal at my appointment on tuesday, then I may need to consider some contingency shaving plan. That will leave the aforementioned stubble and ichiness....all befor eI get admitted.
I mean, what's a girl to do???