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Due April 2009 - Chapter 30: Orbit Has a Real Name AND Springy Has Sprung!! Fanjo Warriors Form Birth Battle Formation!!

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NuttyBlowUpEasterBunny · 11/04/2009 22:43

a title everyone will be happy with may you all post and be merry

may we have many labours and births on theis thread!!!!!

Come on Girls!!!!

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conkertree · 16/04/2009 20:31

surprise - this lo is doing the same thing about moving vigorously for hours at a time (certainly since tea time about 5.30) - think i am having fairly strong bh as well as bump keeps going tight and sometimes sore.

Think I will go and have a bath after Holby City finishes - pelvis still really sore.

Bleu - hope the feeding gets easier but agree that you should ask for help - plenty out there.

Have more viewers for our house tomorrow - cant believe it - one set in 9 or 10 months, then 2 in a week - really hope they like it. Will get to clean the toilet again tomorrow - cant wait.

conkertree · 16/04/2009 20:32

and nutty - great to see you so cheerful despite the pain - must be great knowing the end date is so close.

soon2befamilyof4 · 16/04/2009 20:42

I keep getting confused with who has and hasn't had their babies! I have to keep going back to the list every time somebody posts without mentioning either a newborn or being desperate for labour!

Had sex last night - didn;t do anything and it was really uncomfortable. Didn't enjoy it at all. Quite painful at times. I would have stopped but wanted the baby out!

Does pineapple juice help towards labour? Or just fresh pineapple? I have just drunk a litre without even really noticing and could have happily drunk a few cartons of the stuff! I like it so its not forcing it. Wondering if I should go and buy some tomorrow? If it won't do anything though then I won't bother.

LaurenIsMoreThanReadyToPop61 · 16/04/2009 20:53

thank you nutty and BB -

have been next door to my neighbour who has two LO's so knows how i feel and had a proper big moan to her =] feelin bit better now, keep thinking of it like my baby doesnt want to see me thats why hes not budging!! very silly

nutty you are a ray of sunshine to say your still pregnant too!!

SpringySponge · 16/04/2009 21:14

I went two whole days without checking in It's been a very long time since that's happened

I'm expecting lots of good news, so you'd better not be about to disappoint me!

Excellent! Congratulations to Ju, bronze (one of my fave names!) & purlease!

Auld, Alex is gorgeous

Puzzle, sorry that DH couldn't be there

Boff, so good to hear about the SPD improvement! Really, really pleased for you. & I'm impressed with the chiro helping Felix, too - I wouldn't have thought that that sort of thing would make too much difference, but great that it has

Nutty, I'm not surprised you'd be dubious about your MIL giving you a sweep

Happy birthday to WFH's DS1

Bleu, sorry to hear it's so difficult

BB, I've had burps in the face, been weed on & had my bra filled with sick on multiple occasions. You're doing well so far

MM, LOL at the fake crying to get moved That's the Fanjo Warrior spirit. Massive congratulations again

bronze, he's gorgeous!

chicka, sounds great about the flat! Yay! for MLU though.

bumpalump · 16/04/2009 21:23

Hi all sorry my post to let you know baby was here was short but I was sooo tired anyway...Registered birth today, baby is called 'Jacob'.
Birth story in brief, woke up at 3am with cramp in tummy, 3.20 had contraction and at 3.40am went to loo and found I was bleeding slightly so I rang the hospital who suggested I come in, by the time my mum got to our house to look after the two year old and we got to hospital it was 4.50. I was 9cm dilated so taking straight to delivery room baby was born 6.19am (woohoo 3 hrs start to finish). Now for the bad news, I got a 3rd degree tear the local midwife led unit couldn't 'repair' so baby and I had to be transfered to a main hospital in an ambulance when he was 1 hr old. I found this really upsetting and by the time I was out of theatre (went through child birth with just gas and air and then had to have a spinal for the repair) and on a ward it was 12 noon. Anyway all fine now if not a bit tender in the nether regions.

surprisenumber3 · 16/04/2009 21:56

wow bump - that was quick!

Love the name...same as DS2!

Baby has quitened down here now, just got loads of brown discharge.

Soon2be - I am allergic to pineapple so haven't really read up on it but I think it's the middle bit of the pineapple and you have to eat 7 or 8 or something.

conkertree · 16/04/2009 22:01

hi bumpalump - was about to say what a great birth, but obviously the tear and the transfer weren't ideal and can see why you'd be upset. But great name - hope things are going well now apart from the pain.

springy - how is George? And how is dh getting on? Has he got a lot on at uni just now or is he able to be around the flat a lot?

soon2be - as far as I know its just the fresh pineapple rather than the juice but there is quite a lot of about how much the fresh pineapple actually does anyway. Think the sex and walking etc are meant to be more effective cause think you need about 8 fresh pineapples a day to make any difference at all. But the juice is very tasty .

conkertree · 16/04/2009 22:15

no no no - just had a very quick look on the May thread, and there are comments about birth stories. No no no - there is a queue May people - do you not realise?????

No jumping the queue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

soon2befamilyof4 · 16/04/2009 23:17

I knew it was a lot of pineapples you needed to eat - which is why I thought juice might be better, I Know with oranges there is meant to be able 10 oranges per glass of juice - so thought if it was the same sort of thing for pineappples then juice might do the trick. Oh well.

Yer I am doing walking and sex too - but sex was just so uncomfortable last night - I didn't enjoy it at all and I am sore from it now.

BoffinMum · 17/04/2009 07:49

BB, IME they always do the maternity pay in weeks, so it just means you will get five weeks next month, if that makes sense. Why not ask HR for a statement of what you can expect over the course of your leave?

to everyone still waiting. It's tough, it's hormonal, but we are the fanjo warriors, and we will all get there in the end. No woman left behind. I personally guarantee that by Christmas nobody on this thread will still be pg.
Well maybe just Lauren.

LaurenIsMoreThanReadyToPop61 · 17/04/2009 08:07

boff you best be ducking, big fluffy pillow coming your way!!

my d-day tomorrow, muahahahaaa!! buut theres only 5% that come on due dates so im not hopeful lol i swear my waters have gone but they wont believe me, they keep saying its discharge which is was a few weeks ago.. this is without examining me btw, when i sit down for ages then stand up theres loooads of fluid but they wont send anyone to check me and havent asked me to go in to be assessed ... and i dont want to keep pushing it because if it isnt waters this time they wont believe me when it is... iyswim

ooh stressssssss

bronze - booootiful baby boy

LOL just seen on gmtv that woman that had 8babies is home and is trying to trademark the name 'octomum' LOL

Schulte · 17/04/2009 08:15

Good morning everyone! How are you all today?

WFH, thanks for reassuring me re. CP, what you said made a lot of sense so I am now much happier.

Bumpalump, thanks for birth story - sorry the end was so difficult. It seems that most second timers on here have had fairly quick births so far so I am starting to wonder once again about my childcare arrangements... Have told PIL it's fine for them to go back to Sheffield tomorrow as I feel nothing is going to happen here until the end of next week at the very least, but maybe that was a bit optimistic. Oh well.

Have borrowed a pair of fantastic corduroy trousers from a friend so am feeling much more presentable today - makes such a difference to actually have something to wear!

So, looking forward to maybe a couple of birth announcements today? Puzzle? Juw?

Schulte · 17/04/2009 08:16

Octomum sounds like octopus! Why would anyone want to be called that?

conkertree · 17/04/2009 08:33

morning folks - yes some birth announcements/stories are surely due today.

just had lots of lovely pancakes for breakfast and now about to tidy and clean for these viewers at 11am. dh is home - things are good. (that means you are welcome any time baby)

i now have no real plans after a couple of quite busy weeks so need to make some plans for week 40 so i dont start going crazy.

hope all the babies slept well last night.

BabyBunnyBolat · 17/04/2009 08:47

Morning all - wow bumpalump what a story sorry the end was rubbish but yay for quick labour!!

Schultes, yay for feeling good, once I have tidied the house and glossed the bathroom I am going to have a really good shower and get dressed and wait for it - put make up on as yesterday I felt so bad just dossing around in my joggers!

Lauren fingers crossed for another due date baby

Has anyone heard from puzzle yet - hope all is ok xx

Nutty 4 more sleeps

Boff, that is a really good idea I will do that - thanks - glad you are getting things sorted - how is the SPD? Still better?

I woke up this morning and realised how in just a few months my life has completely changed! It used to be the case that I would go to sleep and wake up in DH's arms all cat like and we would get up, shower, have breakfast and each go off to work in real clothes!

This morning, I woke up leaking from everywhere, I had 7 muslin clothes surrounding me, one down my top, some under my head, my top was wet through, Dh was on the other side of the bed, you could fry chips in my hair! I pulled apart 7 pooey nappies soaking in water (FYI wet baby poo makes me want to vom!!) I used to do one load of washing a week, I was things every day! I am amazed at how one little person can reek so much havoc!!!

That being said I love him to bits even when he decides to wake up at 3.30, not wanting any food or change, just to wake up and snuggle for 2 hours finally going to sleep 30 mins before DH and I get up for work.... ooooohhh

lou031205 · 17/04/2009 09:19

Just popping in... Isla is now 6 days old & doing well. The nights are long but slowly improving.

Babybunnybolat - why are you pulling apart soaking nappies?. DD2 is in cloth, is 20 months old and has horrendous poos. We give them a quick sluice to get the worst off, then dry-pail. The nappies then go on a rinse, 60 degree wash & rinse every two days, and come out great. I'd consider switching especially with newborn poo, because it is mostly liquid anyway.

purplemonkeydishwasher · 17/04/2009 09:19

morning all!

bumpalump - that's what happened to me with DS. just G&A for delivery, but 3rd degree tears and spinal for that. it'll be tender for a while but it will get better. welcome Jacob!!
xx

BB - it took your body NINE MONTHS to get that way. it'll take a little bit to get back to normal too. (probably not nine months but more than a couple weeks)

sooooo...i had one hell of a day yesterday! (this is LONG...sorry)

had MW appt at 2:30. left DS with my friend who lives just around the corner from the office. (i should point out that we walked there. probably not my best idea but i don't drive so i don't really have a lot of options)
went into appointment (eventually...they were running 20 minutes late and it was hot in the waiting room. i almost fell asleep) so my BP was up. 140 over 85 i think. and trace of protein in my urine (had that 2 weeks ago as well but BP was fine then) so she said she'd listen to the baby's heart and check BP again (because you know hearing that my BP is up is going to HELP and relax me and it'll go down within 3 minutes...)
so checked again and (surprise suprise) still up. when this happened with DS i was sent to the day care unit the next day so i was thinking that's fine DH will take friday off we'll go to the hospital for a while then do lunch have a nice day together....oh no. they want me to go. immediately. so i phone DH and tell him (he was just leaving the office anyway but with trains it's takes him an hour to get home)
then i walk to my friends to get DS (mostly i just want to sit down and have a cup of tea and a chat which was always the plan!) MIL phones...i'll come get you and take you to the hospital. no ihave to go home and get my back etc. so she says she'll take me home to do that. i try to get DS ready he's having a blakk and doesn't want to leave. screams and cries (totally helping my BP).
so get home try to throw a few things together for DS (So unorganized. i've been menaing to do his bag for ages and haven't got around to it.)
House is a TIP BTW. i've been doing odds and ends but generally it's horrible. HUGE pile of laundry in the dining room that i have to claw through to find stuff for DS. while MIL (who is, or course, a domestic goddess and her house is always tidy) hovers (at one point she asked if the clothes in the basket were clean ) so i get my stuff to gether. phone my mom in canada to let her know what's going on (i'm sure my BP must have been sky high at this point because i was trying to get everything ready and MIL was pissing me off to no end...having a go at me because i put salt on my dinner the other night...)
so DH gets home, we get going to hospital. i'm on the verge of tears because i am a) stressed b) pissed off at MIL c) worried about DS who is still upset about leaving his friend's place. DH tried to reassure me by telling me how much ds loves his gran and loves going to her place and would rather be there than home... (is THAT hleping?? um NO)

so we get to the hospital. about 4:30. another urine test (still trace protein) check BP (still up) put me on a trace at nearly 5. baby's heart rate is fine. take bloods. Doctor comes to chat. he's about 12 (conker - cute greek doctor at stirling! ) basicaly tells me what i already know, that they are checking for PE. (the place is packed BTW - everyone has high BP and suspected PE) he then gets called away to do an emergency section.
we're undone from the trace. at 7 we#re sent to the waiting room to wait to see the doctor with blood results.
TWO uncomfortabel hours later (hard chairs, feet are swollen up even more) i go to see the MW to see if there's any chance of seeing a doc that night... asnd doc walks in. eventually she comes to talk to us and we are sent home. no PE. but BP is raised so i need to be careful and watch for warming signs. and my iron is low so i'll need tablets.

phew. leave hospital. go pick up some KFC and head home.

we pick up DS get home and DS starts in about me donig to much, and then about the house being a mess and i shouldb't have taken DS out because he's getting a nasty cough and... WTF? thankfully i nkow that this is what he does when he's stressed and worries about me. he has a go at me. but he's lucky i didn't punch him in the nards.

he lewft for work this morning before we were up so when ispoke to him at 8 his mom had already phoned him an hour before to see how we were. oh and to go on and on about how she should do my ironing for me. (THAT'S that bit that bothered her the most...not the possible PE but that i'm shit at keeping house!)

arrgfgggggggg. sorry. this has been epic-ly long. i just needed to get it all out. i'm basically house bound so i have no one to talk to (my 2 best friends - ones working today and uncontactable and the other lost her phone) and i need to rant. and i think i'll probably be crying a lot today.

purplemonkeydishwasher · 17/04/2009 09:21

sorry. that really was stupidly long.

BoffinMum · 17/04/2009 09:27

Oh Purple my darling, that does sound incredibly stressful. You coped pretty well considering, IMO.

Personally speaking I would set domestic goddess MIL to work sorting out the house for you. You are hugely pg with nothing to prove. Then she would be kept busy and out of your hair.

LaurenIsMoreThanReadyToPop61 · 17/04/2009 09:47

oh purple you're doing really well holding it all together, dont forget our silly hormones make everything a zillion times worse. dont worry about the house chick that stuff will be sorted eventually its you, ds and baby that matter most

your mil sounds like my mum, any stress or problems and she'll get hoover out and clean lol =p

if you need a cry your allowed and rant on here alllll you like will make you feel better to get it off your chest

that was a bloody long wait at hospital just to send you home, no wonder bp was high!

keep smiling

soon2befamilyof4 · 17/04/2009 10:09

BB - I second what lou said about nappies, are you soaking them? You really don't need to. I shove all mine in a big nappy bucket (dry) and every 2-3 days I shove in the wash. I do a rinse cycle first to get all the poo and wee off and then do a 60 wash with one washing tablet. Sometimes I do an extra rinse at the end, to make sure all the powder is defiantly gone.

Nutty and purple - whats PE . I am having a mind blank!

purplemonkeydishwasher · 17/04/2009 10:14

pre-eclampsia (which isn't in predictive text BTW!!)

soon2befamilyof4 · 17/04/2009 10:53

Oh of course!! .

Does anybody know much about reflexology to help bring on labour? Somebody is advertising on my local netmums that she does massage and reflexology and I have heard it is good? Anybody know what they do? Just in so much pain now I want this baby out . I was hoping last nights extreme back pain and uncomfortablness was a sign baby was about to arrive but no such luck.

BabyBunnyBolat · 17/04/2009 11:15

thanks lou and soon2be -was following the instructions but will try it dry as the wet soggy smell is vile!!!!

i second what boff said purple leave your mil at home for the day to clean at will and take yourself off for a nice day out

Have been running a round like a crazy person today trying to get the house at least presentable for my friend who is coming down this afternoon and just got a text to say she is not coming - am relieved as still have half the glossing to do, bathroom, dressing room and kitchen to clean as well as hoovering not to mention actually showering but also slightly annoyed as have neglected Kara a bit this morning as I have been trying to get everything done and i know the glossing is rubbish so dh will whinge when he gets home!!!!

kara is a bit clingy today and seems to ned to be attached to me constantly!!!

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