Due April 2009 - Chapter 27: Waters Have Broooooken.............Like First Stage Laboooour

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

Here we go again, may we birth more babies on this thread!!

Ohhhhh we're on our way to birthing day!!!!

The baby list...
12 Feb: Skiingone: MARIANNA 4lb 4oz
20 Feb: Glaskham: RUBY MARIE 4lb 3oz
04 Mar: Barbarella: ESTELLA, ROSANNA, OTIS
05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Babypringle: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
28 Mar: Claireykitten: VIOLET ROSE 7lbs 9oz
29 Mar: WhatFreshHell: BABY FRESHHELL 10lb 5.5oz
31 Mar: Mumblemum: ORSON XERXES

Still yet to hatch...

30 Mar : BabyBolat: 1st timer
01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Juwesm: 1st timer
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer, lives in Scandinavia (but too shy to say where!)
04 Apr : Bleuravin
04 Apr : Bumpalump
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
06 Apr : pintofstella: DS 5.7
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Oddeyes (30): GIRL! DS 17 mths, 1 mc. London
09 Apr : Minush
10 Apr : hopeful1
10 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
14 Apr : Woody2shoes: Second DS
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : Lauren61
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 22mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
23 Apr : FatandFedup DC3
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

Evening All,

Any news on Bleu?

Nope, no news on Bleu. But BB is in labour & finding it boring

I've just caught up. Only BB could be bored. I wonder if she thinks that the room she's in needs a bit of a makeover before she gives birth. I'm sure that she could manage to swing a mallet inbetween contractions and knock through a wall creating an en-suite

I want to know what her toco reading is.

Just checking in before bed - am loving Orbit Buttonhole! Shall make appt with registrar first thing tomorrow.....

NorthernLurker so nice to see you, you can bring your knitting any time.

Can't believe BabyBolat is texting while in labour - mind you the bits inbetween contractions are quite dull. Our delivery room didn't even have a telly, tsk.

Speaking of bushes, if you have a c-section you get a free NHS bikini wax. And let me tell you, they are classy. I caught sight of myself in the mirror getting out of the bath and nearly cried with laughter. Tidy yourself up before you pop, ladies, that's my advice.

Night night now - DS2 is asleep in our bed, DS1 is asleep in his bed, DP's watching some rubbish telly in our bed, all's right with the world xxxx

oh, where's Auld when I need her?

SPECULA!!!!!

phew

I also want to know why they've felt the need to hook her up to a CTG. Surely that isn't necessary given that she is term and sounds like she is having a normal labour.

WFH, that sounds idyllic

I hope you appreciate that I'm letting you have Orbit Buttonhole. That's a real gesture, let me tell you.

I'm very of your NHS bikini wax

Night night xx

& Swali, I want to know as well! I want to know what's going on! It's too exciting!

MM, that was just for you

Maybe BB is behaving herself and turned the phone off so that it doesn't interfere with the CTG.

I'm going to go & test out some formulas

MM at your spectacular shouting

WFH - aww sounds fab night night x

Right, this link is not safe for work / around children. Nor is it for the easily offended. But it won't half keep a few of you entertained for a brief time - it's one of the strangest things I've ever found on the internet.

Can you guess what a woman's fanjo looks like based on how she dresses?

Springy you loon!

The 17 year old internet virgin reckons that the clues are in the (head) hairstyle more than the clothes. He is, of course, the expert

Stranger: Bushy eyebrows..bushy vag

Those are some words of wisdom to keep with you for life

ROLF why would you put your fanjo on the web for a furry guessing game??

I really couldn't even hazard a guess

..even I wouldn't do that....

lol i will treasure that pearl of wisdom!!

Hmm, I've had my eyebrows threaded but I wouldn't subject my bikini line to that treatment. I draw the line at waxing in that area and the last time I bothered with a wax was....

the funniest thing is they have all sort of dressed up fot the nekkid shot and just not bothered with the natural shot?!? make up, psuedo sexy come to bed face and some have funky underwear??

lol what is with that??

I'm running out of patience with waiting for the toco reading from BB. I wonder if anyone lives close enough to go and gatecrash the hospital.

I suppose they figured that nobody would be interested in what they looked like dressed

& I pluck my eyebrows, but have never braved a wax. Always shaved. I have epilated the bikini line, but not the more sensitive bits. I'm too much of a coward!

might have to slope off to bed...night all. Sending my magical cervix dust to BB, here's hoping for a smooth happy birth

..and since I'm not having my baby until 18th July, I'm not even going to bother to wake up if I have any twinges...

i shave, waxing hurts like hell!! i prefer childbirth to waxing tbh!!