Due April 2009 - Chapter 27: Waters Have Broooooken.............Like First Stage Laboooour

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

Here we go again, may we birth more babies on this thread!!

Ohhhhh we're on our way to birthing day!!!!

The baby list...
12 Feb: Skiingone: MARIANNA 4lb 4oz
20 Feb: Glaskham: RUBY MARIE 4lb 3oz
04 Mar: Barbarella: ESTELLA, ROSANNA, OTIS
05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Babypringle: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
28 Mar: Claireykitten: VIOLET ROSE 7lbs 9oz
29 Mar: WhatFreshHell: BABY FRESHHELL 10lb 5.5oz
31 Mar: Mumblemum: ORSON XERXES

Still yet to hatch...

30 Mar : BabyBolat: 1st timer
01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Juwesm: 1st timer
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer, lives in Scandinavia (but too shy to say where!)
04 Apr : Bleuravin
04 Apr : Bumpalump
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
06 Apr : pintofstella: DS 5.7
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Oddeyes (30): GIRL! DS 17 mths, 1 mc. London
09 Apr : Minush
10 Apr : hopeful1
10 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
14 Apr : Woody2shoes: Second DS
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : Lauren61
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 22mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
23 Apr : FatandFedup DC3
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

this is great! Live from the hospital
Go BB!!

BB are you going to go back and finish tiling the bathroom later this evening when you've finished??

You still have two walls left to knowck down, if I remember correctly.

Don't say that Boff - she's so bored she may just get up & leave to get on with it

BB - good luck with the monitoring xx can you see what the numbers say or is the machine too far away?

Boff - unbelieveable isn't it

Springy & Boff - Shhhhhh it was hard enough getting her there in the first place!!

God Springy that chat website is wierd. Like MN without emotions, fanjos and norks. And mums.

Yes, it's most bizarre.

You: how are you?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: sorta cool
Stranger: Keeping my virginity
Stranger: ya know
Stranger: same ol shit
Stranger: you?
You: tired & uncomfortable
You: I should've kept mine - I'm 9 months pregnant & it's rubbish :P
Stranger: why, man?
Stranger: why?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 20
Stranger: O...
Stranger: my last gf
Stranger: was pregnant bysome other guy
Stranger: fucked me up
Stranger: I hate pregnant ladies

OMG?!?! lol

It's like being in a rough pub on a Friday night but pregnancy-safe

ROLF wierdos and roughage from the comfort of your own sofa

Oh gosh, I forgot to tell you all! We went to the pub last night & people were so rude! I got loads of (drunk) comments about how I shouldn't be there, etc. I was only drinking a diet coke! It's not like I had a bottle of wine in my hand!

Well they're knobheads, aren't they, Springy?

Have you seen the thread about the woman thrown out the pub in Hove? 400+ posts.

Oh, absolutely. I wasn't upset by it - but know a lot of people who would've been in my situation! Luckily I have a thick skin

I told one of them that if he didn't shut up he may find my waters breaking on his shoes. It's a good job it didn't kick off, really - imagine that in the local news

Blardy Cheek! what like pubs are purely for drunks and idiots??

I saw the start of it, but haven't been following it. About the pint & a half of lager? At least she was actually drinking! I was minding my own business with a soft drink...

LOL you should have just made yourself sick over him

I think the idea of bits of baby goo on his shoes nearly made him sick on himself

Stranger: I keep seeing these videos
Stranger: where theres a guy
Stranger: and a girl
Stranger: at a party doing doggiestyle
Stranger: infrontof everyone
Stranger: It makes me feel weird
You: how do you mean?
Stranger: like. This guy's having sex
Stranger: in front of everyone
Stranger: Andhe's good
Stranger: He's great
Stranger: he's a pro
Stranger: and i'm watching him with a hard-on
Stranger: alone

Classic

LOL serves him right!

wonder whats going on with Beebs now??

surely they should have told BB how dilated she is?

aaaaaaaaaah Springy step away from the weirdo!

awww bless sounds like hes lonely LOL

He's actually quite sweet. He's a confused 17 year old virgin who's fascinated & disgusted by my pregnancy in equal measure

& I'd have thought that they'd have told her, yeah. Having said that, my hospital never tell me anything, either. They always leave me hooked up to monitors for ages & shove speculums up me & then don't bother explaining anything.