Due April 2009 - Chapter 27: Waters Have Broooooken.............Like First Stage Laboooour

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

Here we go again, may we birth more babies on this thread!!

Ohhhhh we're on our way to birthing day!!!!

The baby list...
12 Feb: Skiingone: MARIANNA 4lb 4oz
20 Feb: Glaskham: RUBY MARIE 4lb 3oz
04 Mar: Barbarella: ESTELLA, ROSANNA, OTIS
05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Babypringle: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
28 Mar: Claireykitten: VIOLET ROSE 7lbs 9oz
29 Mar: WhatFreshHell: BABY FRESHHELL 10lb 5.5oz
31 Mar: Mumblemum: ORSON XERXES

Still yet to hatch...

30 Mar : BabyBolat: 1st timer
01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Juwesm: 1st timer
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer, lives in Scandinavia (but too shy to say where!)
04 Apr : Bleuravin
04 Apr : Bumpalump
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
06 Apr : pintofstella: DS 5.7
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Oddeyes (30): GIRL! DS 17 mths, 1 mc. London
09 Apr : Minush
10 Apr : hopeful1
10 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
14 Apr : Woody2shoes: Second DS
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : Lauren61
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 22mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
23 Apr : FatandFedup DC3
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

Oooh ice cream yum!!!!

BB - yay for iphone theft!!

Springy - havent you had your bush trimmed yet???

Nutty - nowhere near - that would be very much west of here!

springy - ROFL at NL in your bush

And Springy ...Hull???? Am insulted!!

NL - oh LOL i'm so crap at geography

My bush is actually quite well trimmed at the moment. I should probably keep an eye on it seeing as I'm having my baby in the next week, though

& NL, York? York's lovely.

My bets York

Now I really am going (which is it?)

BB are you going to update us through the pushing stage as well? 'Head is hanging out and am bored waiting for next contraction.' Good luck and hope it all happens fairly quickly! x

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Springy - you can see down there still?!?! im in awe >

I hope so! & then 'just having skin to skin... I'm a bit bored, really. Thought it'd be more dramatic...'

come on already BB....... PUSH!!!! lol

Have they given you an internal yet? do you know how dilated you are? xx

God no. I have a special mirror & a lot of patience.

NL, I nearly went to uni in York instead - if only I'd have known you were there, my whole life could've been different as I based my future plans on my secret internet love for you... [wistful]

HOW is she still posting!! The woman's mental!

(love you BB!)

Springy - is that BB lol ??

oh dear..

"your baby will be born at 4am on July 18th this year. It will be a girl and she will be beautiful."

I KNEW IT! damn cervix

Hahaha, not that I know of, Nutty It wouldn't surprise me if she started doing her own internals though - she's clearly still very much in control!

& MM, you need to up the EPO dose!

MM crikey!!

lol MM - that's crazy

This is fun. It sets you up with an MSN-type conversation with a total stranger. It's like speed dating, but on the internet. I'm currently talking to a complete mental

Stranger: for example i dont trust the goverment
Stranger: and that alone is enough to make my dad mad at me
Stranger: and right now im confused
Stranger: what should i do
Stranger: i cried for hours lasti night
Stranger: and im a fucking 18 year old man!
Stranger: they only want quiet obidient citisens
Stranger: oh god..
Stranger: did i just hear voices in my head

& so on

Just had internal they didnt say just hooked me up to monitor and will be back in 20 mins - sure i have a lot worse to come!!! Lol at head hanging out though!! Dh is so tired so letting him sleep for a bit. Dont think it will be til the early hours though!!

Blimey, not only is she lounging around languidly whilst in labour, but also she is counselling us over the phone.

I simply do not believe BB sometimes!

What's the trace looking like on the monitor? How spiky is the bottom bit?