Due April 2009 - Chapter 27: Waters Have Broooooken.............Like First Stage Laboooour

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

Here we go again, may we birth more babies on this thread!!

Ohhhhh we're on our way to birthing day!!!!

The baby list...
12 Feb: Skiingone: MARIANNA 4lb 4oz
20 Feb: Glaskham: RUBY MARIE 4lb 3oz
04 Mar: Barbarella: ESTELLA, ROSANNA, OTIS
05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Babypringle: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
28 Mar: Claireykitten: VIOLET ROSE 7lbs 9oz
29 Mar: WhatFreshHell: BABY FRESHHELL 10lb 5.5oz
31 Mar: Mumblemum: ORSON XERXES

Still yet to hatch...

30 Mar : BabyBolat: 1st timer
01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Juwesm: 1st timer
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer, lives in Scandinavia (but too shy to say where!)
04 Apr : Bleuravin
04 Apr : Bumpalump
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
06 Apr : pintofstella: DS 5.7
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Oddeyes (30): GIRL! DS 17 mths, 1 mc. London
09 Apr : Minush
10 Apr : hopeful1
10 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
14 Apr : Woody2shoes: Second DS
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : Lauren61
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 22mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
23 Apr : FatandFedup DC3
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

So there you go, Nutty. We all told you that.

Nutty - I got the EXACT same message!!!

NL - stay as long as you like

Springy lol

I'm still waiting for my reply to when he'll be born.

I asked why I was still pregnant:

'There are a number of reasons why you are still in the gestation period, such as slow development of the foetus. Induce by eating spicy food.'

Well I've already had a curry tonight, but thanks for trying to scare me about my underdeveloped foetus!

Hahaha, I get:

'You will have your baby in the next week. It will be worth the wait and a relatively easy labour. An elephant's pregnancy lasts for 22 months.'

Well I guess that puts it all into perspective

Springy - lol see i'm textually irresistable

Suprise - we may have been had!!

Boffin - xx

NL - if you find a spare book lying around can you send it BB's way

NL, where in the north are you?

Springy - ROFL arent you glad you're not an elephant???

At least I'd have an excuse for these thighs if I was

& my grandma told me earlier that she had a 'feeling' that I'd have the baby in the next week. It's clearly unanimous & I'm going to be most displeased if I don't after these promises!

still pregnant....think I'd like the baby to be born just to get rid of awful indigestion and wind! Not sure what I can possibly eat that won't make me feel miserable...nearly at the point of not wanting to eat anything! Certainly can't have any snacks at all after dinner! Anyone else feel like this, or do you all get to eat whatever and as much as you want??? (Don't say yes! lol)

Springy - about 60 miles north east of you!

Rachel, it varies for me. Could you just manage some toast? That's what I have to do if I can't face much else.

& She's stalking me! NL knows where I live!

rachel- ice cream and lots of it is what you need!!!

Springy - next week it is then!! am a bit gutted i only get mine one day early!!

lol it says on your profile springy

Northern - my brother lives in morcambe, lancaster is that close to you??

I really need to go to bed but want to know about BB
maybe it would be doing her a favour because of how the law of sod always applies to me

Right thats it I'm going to bed to help BB have her baby
Have a nice evening people

LOL - don't think I could cope with ice cream! Well....maybe...wonder if there's any left in the freezer! Usually when I feel miserable I drink something fizzy - like Dr Pepper - seems to help belch up some of the wind - yes, rude I know - but sometimes I feel like I'm dying inside otherwise!

Don't disappoint me, bronze. I was secretly hoping that NL was hiding in my bushes.

So to speak

& to be fair, Nutty, if I have him next Friday that's only one day early for me, too - & still 'next week'.

Hello i stole dh's iphone to post. Boff it is time to get rid sorry but a day of tears is simply not worth it! Yes am bored - contractions hurt a lot but not unbearably so! Enough to stop writing for a bit so this message is taking a while!

Springy lots of waters all day its like a leaky tap!

Schultes u ok?

Right am off to find a mw be back soon

Night Bronze

I think it must be closer to Hull that NL's from?

Night bronze xx

BB just posted from hospital with contractions that are 2 minutes apart... I'm impressed

Wow BB you're making this look like the easiest thing a woman can do!
Well done, get pushing!