Due April 2009 - Chapter 27: Waters Have Broooooken.............Like First Stage Laboooour

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

Here we go again, may we birth more babies on this thread!!

Ohhhhh we're on our way to birthing day!!!!

The baby list...
12 Feb: Skiingone: MARIANNA 4lb 4oz
20 Feb: Glaskham: RUBY MARIE 4lb 3oz
04 Mar: Barbarella: ESTELLA, ROSANNA, OTIS
05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Babypringle: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
28 Mar: Claireykitten: VIOLET ROSE 7lbs 9oz
29 Mar: WhatFreshHell: BABY FRESHHELL 10lb 5.5oz
31 Mar: Mumblemum: ORSON XERXES

Still yet to hatch...

30 Mar : BabyBolat: 1st timer
01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Juwesm: 1st timer
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer, lives in Scandinavia (but too shy to say where!)
04 Apr : Bleuravin
04 Apr : Bumpalump
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
06 Apr : pintofstella: DS 5.7
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Oddeyes (30): GIRL! DS 17 mths, 1 mc. London
09 Apr : Minush
10 Apr : hopeful1
10 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
14 Apr : Woody2shoes: Second DS
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : Lauren61
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 22mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
23 Apr : FatandFedup DC3
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

awwwwww rats, dh just phoned MIL is coming in tonight after dropping DH & DD home to have her hair cut by DH, oh happy day! [snarly face]

Is your DH a hairdresser too then?

Lucky for your DD's!

the black hole

yep, well he was ........he works with alcohol now

Those would be some excellent cards

Nutty, bribe him into 'slipping' & giving her a distinctly asymmetrical cut

They personally make me feel a bit uneasy, those pix, but they are well taken.

Nutty, get her on the cherry brandy and then get him to shave it all off.

handy for all of us really, we never have to go to the hairdressers or pay to get our hair done i do DD's and DH's hair and he does mine.

Nutty, please can I come & live with you?

Mouth full of chocolate

just eaten half a big easter egg and a load of mini eggs
feel sick now

he will cut it really short cos he knows she hates it, plus it gets him out of doing it for ages its just that she will be in the house for ages causing all kinds of mayhem

course you can

I want a mouth full of chocolate. I'll have the other half of that big easter egg, Trist

& excellent. I shall pay you in chocolate & tea-making. & snide bitchiness aimed at your MIL that you can't quite get away with.

insert (whatever object) here

deal

'Oh, that new haircut really suits you! You don't want anything too young at your time of life, do you? I always think that it's a bit of a shame when older women try too hard & end up with styles that just accentuate their wrinkles - you're keeping the visibility of yours to a minimum, which is really clever '

& so on

I got banned from doing the kids' hair because I was so bad at it. DD called it 'hair rape'. She was probably right. I violated her style.

LOL love it

awww boff, LOL at hair rape though

MM - You don't mean Roxanne?

Puzzle ROFL

ok ladies - need your honest opinion here, what would you do?
Remember awful awful shag hangover I had last week after DP left?
Also, remember last night had back pain anyway and body was deciding whether to have proper contractions or not?
Would you avoid sex this weekend for fear of yukky hangover, or have it loads to possibly bring on labour?
Answers on a postcard please...

I would go with the shag myself.