Due April 2009 - Chapter 27: Waters Have Broooooken.............Like First Stage Laboooour

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

Here we go again, may we birth more babies on this thread!!

Ohhhhh we're on our way to birthing day!!!!

The baby list...
12 Feb: Skiingone: MARIANNA 4lb 4oz
20 Feb: Glaskham: RUBY MARIE 4lb 3oz
04 Mar: Barbarella: ESTELLA, ROSANNA, OTIS
05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Babypringle: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
28 Mar: Claireykitten: VIOLET ROSE 7lbs 9oz
29 Mar: WhatFreshHell: BABY FRESHHELL 10lb 5.5oz
31 Mar: Mumblemum: ORSON XERXES

Still yet to hatch...

30 Mar : BabyBolat: 1st timer
01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Juwesm: 1st timer
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer, lives in Scandinavia (but too shy to say where!)
04 Apr : Bleuravin
04 Apr : Bumpalump
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
06 Apr : pintofstella: DS 5.7
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Oddeyes (30): GIRL! DS 17 mths, 1 mc. London
09 Apr : Minush
10 Apr : hopeful1
10 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
14 Apr : Woody2shoes: Second DS
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : Lauren61
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 22mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
23 Apr : FatandFedup DC3
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

I ask, because the only Real Life person I've spoken to about it was just disgusted by him & made me feel even more weird about my sympathy...?

was on my name list but DH vetoed it sadly

Lolita or Humbert, Nutty?

Really am going to lie down, now.

It is a pretty name, but I think the connotations could've been troublesome.

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Pfft, I love the idea of a little girl called Humbert

& yes, Auld! Go & nap - you must be REALLY tired.

Or even BritneyMathsBunny

I think the book reads sympathetically too, Springy. It's a very carefully drawn portrait of an obsession and love affair, internally consistent. But probably too emotive for our times, like reading Lady Chatterley in days gone past.

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BoeuffinMum?

you're supposed to sympathise with him though thats the point really

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I refuse to be associated with Britney. My methods are so much subtler

Lolita of course but yep the connotations are a bit dodgey.

Fair enough. You probably got your logarithms out.

Did you perform that Moebius strip for him???

Ooh, I like that Ju. BoeuffinMum. Very clever.

& I'm glad you agree, Boff. I feel slightly less perverse now

Ohh, you're all going to be doing maths puns now & I don't know anything

i dont either am crap at anything mathsy

Nope, cos I'm off for a short walk to the Post Office...(note to self, buy lots of chocolate)

See you later ladies

See you later

the sad bunny should have one droopy ear methinks....

I agree.

& why is the different to the ?

Springy, it's like Mapplethorpe nudie photos. I wouldn't put them on the front of my Xmas cards but it does constitute an art form worthy of analysis and comment. That does not make one a perve.