Due April 2009 - Chapter 27: Waters Have Broooooken.............Like First Stage Laboooour

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

Here we go again, may we birth more babies on this thread!!

Ohhhhh we're on our way to birthing day!!!!

The baby list...
12 Feb: Skiingone: MARIANNA 4lb 4oz
20 Feb: Glaskham: RUBY MARIE 4lb 3oz
04 Mar: Barbarella: ESTELLA, ROSANNA, OTIS
05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Babypringle: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
28 Mar: Claireykitten: VIOLET ROSE 7lbs 9oz
29 Mar: WhatFreshHell: BABY FRESHHELL 10lb 5.5oz
31 Mar: Mumblemum: ORSON XERXES

Still yet to hatch...

30 Mar : BabyBolat: 1st timer
01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Juwesm: 1st timer
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer, lives in Scandinavia (but too shy to say where!)
04 Apr : Bleuravin
04 Apr : Bumpalump
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
06 Apr : pintofstella: DS 5.7
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Oddeyes (30): GIRL! DS 17 mths, 1 mc. London
09 Apr : Minush
10 Apr : hopeful1
10 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
14 Apr : Woody2shoes: Second DS
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : Lauren61
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 22mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
23 Apr : FatandFedup DC3
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

I think we have a serious case of Head In The Sand...

I read that about Homebase too. I wonder if the same applies in the Audi showroom near my Mum?

Worth a try.

Just checked back and other than that they were engaged there's nothing ........it's going to be a case of head out of the fanjo soon if shes not careful

Puzzle oooohhh thats gotta be worth a try!!!

BB, I think you are winding us up now with your trip to Homebase. Actually, you had a baby three days ago and are stringing us along in some elaborate and very warped April Fool's joke.

Right, just back from taking DS to school, going to have a nap and then hopefully waddle to the PO to post that book, Boff, prior to collecting DS again.

Today I have walked: to school and back 3 times; to the market and back with a heavy basket; to the hospital and back.
Am feeling like a wee lie down, surprisingly.
Saw the MW, who was v reassuring (or do I mean dismissive?), I have taken sachet of vile granules to cure gardnerella and she says there are v few staph. aureus cells so I should calm down. I bet DH agrees, as I collapsed in a gibbering mess last night and he wasn't up to dealing with it, what with him having a shite day at work, a blinding headache and then, apparently, after I'd gone to bed, a delightful flow of pus from one eye. Something tells me the tension is getting to us both...

I'm back from the hairdresser and I am ridiculously please with my haircut. I almost cried when she had finished it because it's the first time that I've felt vaguely attractive in months.

I'm off to get DD from nursery now so I'll see you all later.

hello

still nothing happening here

going to bed now, night night

Auld - Have a Nice nap glad everything is not as bad as it seemd to be yesterday xx

Swaliswan - Photos?? glad you feel better

PHD - have a nice sleep

oi Springy..less of the big harlot..

27 is an almost perfect number, which I like as I am too...

Haha, I like the idea of the April Fool's joke

Auld, you must be exhausted! & DH's pussy eye sounds delicious I hope the stress is reduced a lot very soon!

Swali, yay for your nice haircut! Am very , though. I don't remember the last time I felt attractive & it'll be a good while yet until I do.

Night phd xx

'Big' was referring to the degree of your harlotry, not your physical size

can you overdose on chocolate???

today i have eaten

6 chocolate biscuits (only that many left in the pack)
1 galaxy egg (small one)
Drank 2 bottles of mars milkshake
3 chocolate dohnuts
and a nuttela sandwich

must stop scoffing chocolate now!!

Oh I see. HUUUUUUUUUUGE then.

Juwes...we prefer the one by The Police....

When we've had the babies and are sitting around bfing (HA!) then I'll tell you all..(as long as you promise not to tell the GTC...Boff..I mean you...)

No, not possible. All good healthy energy food to prepare body for childbirth. Good mixture of instant energy, and slow-burning stuff. Plus milk for calcium. Plus Nutella is practically a health food, the adverts say so.

Nutty - didn't you know that chocolate is a vegetable? It's made from beans so is actually very healthy... you're definitely getting your Five-A-Day on your current diet!

lol Juwes...it's full of hazelnuts after all...

but we're all sitting around now ......waiting for babies ...we will have forgotten by the time we've all popped and are sat round BFing

tis unfair as you know the female brain goes a bit mushy post chilbirth

I promise
I think the GTC are a waste of space anyway, tbh. I'm embarrased to be associated with it.

oh and Nutty..I've made some little knitted chicks to put on mantelpiece that have Creme Eggs inside...and have discovered I can eat all the eggs and just 'fluff them up' a bit so no-one notices...[grins]

I've not had any chocolate yet today, so you can count my portion in that Nutty - it's much more reasonable if you share it out

Young teacher, the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be...

Not quite 'like the old man in that book by Nabakov', though. That's a little different.

thats ok then >

ah bliss

the bunnies are back YAY!!

Think you should change your name to BritneyMathsMummy

MM - Genius!!

ooooohhh now i love Lolita!!! film is good too.

The bunnies are ace!

& now I'm thinking about Lolita again. I found that book so disturbing. Mostly because I sympathised with Humbert Humbert. I guess that's a testament to how good the book is, but it just made me feel so uneasy. Tell me I'm not the only one who kind of liked him & could almost justify his actions?