Due April 2009 - Chapter 27: Waters Have Broooooken.............Like First Stage Laboooour

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

Here we go again, may we birth more babies on this thread!!

Ohhhhh we're on our way to birthing day!!!!

The baby list...
12 Feb: Skiingone: MARIANNA 4lb 4oz
20 Feb: Glaskham: RUBY MARIE 4lb 3oz
04 Mar: Barbarella: ESTELLA, ROSANNA, OTIS
05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Babypringle: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
28 Mar: Claireykitten: VIOLET ROSE 7lbs 9oz
29 Mar: WhatFreshHell: BABY FRESHHELL 10lb 5.5oz
31 Mar: Mumblemum: ORSON XERXES

Still yet to hatch...

30 Mar : BabyBolat: 1st timer
01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Juwesm: 1st timer
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer, lives in Scandinavia (but too shy to say where!)
04 Apr : Bleuravin
04 Apr : Bumpalump
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
06 Apr : pintofstella: DS 5.7
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Oddeyes (30): GIRL! DS 17 mths, 1 mc. London
09 Apr : Minush
10 Apr : hopeful1
10 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
14 Apr : Woody2shoes: Second DS
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : Lauren61
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 22mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
23 Apr : FatandFedup DC3
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

I know springy - that was my favourite bit, 'let's dance it out' - swoon . Isn't the denny / izzy thing just really annoying though?

Now don't get excited, but I think I may be having contractions, I am no expert in this area, but I have a constantly painful back and every 20 minutes or so I seem to get a kind of skin tightening from my sides round my bump (low down not from the top). some of them make me stop, some of them are just a bit uncomfortable.

Haven't been timing them at all as have been chatting with my dad so am going to have a sit down and try and concentrate!

Again knowing me it is probably nothing so am not going to think about them until they become much more regular...

back to the chat!

ROFL yeah right only sex at weekends Springy Really i Mean we are talking about you here

love you really

MM he was your teacher / professor wasn't he (if I can remember back to those early threads!!!) LOL at MM going all britney on her professor!!

Use this, BB - & now you have an excuse to sit at the computer all day Have you spoken to someone about the blood?

& I know! I love him so much. I'm allowed to swoon here, though - DH is always practically licking the television when McSteamy's on, so...

& yes - I love Denny. Love him. But I wish he'd go away - & it makes me sad to say that, because he really is fantastic

Nutty, it was only weekends! We lived 200 miles / 3 hours in the car apart!

MM seduced her Year 2 teacher
Only kidding.

I know for a fact that MM is a dead ringer for an early Britney. Including those socks things.

Pants to MM and her fluff-free-ness... my tummy looks very fluffy and I'm having a GIRL! (apparently - maybe the sonographer was lying??? )

Where is this £%*^ midwife??? They seem to love keeping you waiting all day around here... and this is particularly annoying cos she was supposed to come on Weds and forgot, meaning that I have to stay home the whole day today as well! (I'm nipping out at 13h30 for a reflexology appt though - I've let them know, if she arrives then I'll be seriously miffed...

Can anyone tell that I'm a right grumpy cow today?? This is so unlike me!!

Aaah that's better...

Springy - ok will let you off then

woohoo go BB

Ode to Maths and MrMath. Smoooooooth.

Like the name ChickaLegg!!

We did make up for it though, in fairness.

He worked Saturdays, but came down straight after work & we had a hotel for 2 nights every weekend (it was an expensive relationship). We just about managed to get to our hotel room before ripping each other's clothes off & had crazy sex within about 5 minutes of seeing each other. Then we'd compose ourselves, go out to the Sainsbury's around the corner & buy loads of bits of food to eat in bed together, like some sort of sexy picnic.

Then there'd be more sex & we'd fall asleep. & wake up in the middle of the night & probably have more sex. Then more in the morning, when we'd go out on the Sunday & have lunch somewhere / go shopping. & because it was Sunday, everything shut fairly early, so we had nothing better to do than go back to the hotel & have more sex

& then I was meant to go to work first thing on Monday morning, but stopped being quite so reliable at that & developed a mysterious medical condition that required Monday morning hospital appointments every week I eventually got sacked

They were good times, though

Maybe I will change my name to BabyBunnyBolat!!

I just have to pop to Homebase and then I will be back and monitoring these little beggers - promise!!

BBx

TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, YOU MANIAC.

Great name Chickalegg

Juw

Springy - good times indeed

BB - WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! you have lost your mind with your waters woman!!

oh I have so much to do and don't want to do it. Have tonnes of washing and drying and ironing.

Need to download some KS2 SATS papers for DS1 to do, need to sort some Easter crafts for DS2 to do to keep him out of mischief while DS1 does his papers!

Need to do an online shop and tidy up the house and..and...oh loads

If the baby came now though, I wouldn't have to do any of it

I will pop back later to see about Bleu and if BB has popped (if she pops in Homebase will her purchase be free?!). Would be nice to come back to a few babies actually!

BB - If you give birth in Homebase, don't say we didn't warn you!

(Do you get your shopping free if you do???)

Suprise - i think thats just in mothercare

BB - you may need to do a slight detour to mothercare on your way to/from homebase i cant believe you are still doing DIY!! seriously you're nuts!!

surprise, maybe just try pushing a little bit on the off-chance?

& seriously, what's wrong with BB?! Did she phone the MW about the whole 20 pads thing? Did I miss that? I must have done, because surely she's not ignored it?

I havent seen a post on her MW call at all Springy, so goodness only knows??

She posted that she'd called but they were engaged.....