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Due April 2009 - Chapter 25: Come Out, Come Out, Wherever you are!!!!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 27/03/2009 22:52

a little something for the weekend?????

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 30/03/2009 13:13

Boffin - oooohhhh i cried with laughter when i saw the Vagina Monalogues!! bloody fantastic!! DH sat there very po faced (he got tickets for my birthday one year) and i thought he was going to ask to leave half way through

Good on your DD and LOL at the Head

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SpringySunshine · 30/03/2009 13:14

What a great thing to ask to do - I wish I'd thought of it

& Bleu, I don't know - my bump's definitely lower, but a bit longer too, I think. But then my baby is still breakdancing in my pelvis & flipping from left to right every few hours, which he apparently shouldn't be able to do anymore, so I have no idea what's normal

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 30/03/2009 13:15

Bleu - i dont think i noticed a drop at all til labour, then it was very apparent!

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BoffinMum · 30/03/2009 13:17

I have never seen it myself. Do they talk about vaginas a lot??

Bleuravin · 30/03/2009 13:17

right nothing to worry about then...

I feel like someone keeps sticking an ice pick up me... most unpleasant...especially when I'm trying not to choke on my food in the first place...

BoffinMum · 30/03/2009 13:17

Or min mins?? ROFL!!

surprisenumber3 · 30/03/2009 13:19

OMG I am crying with the funniest bits of childbirth thread. Have laughed so hard I have stitch at the bottom of my bump!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 30/03/2009 13:20

Boffin - Yep and the clit, penis and how the vagina triumphs over the willy and ooooh loads of stuff, lots of biological facts thrown in there too as well as lots of womens stories, birth you have to see it!! soooooo funny.

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tristaleejac · 30/03/2009 13:22

ginger - the hypnobirthing CD is definately helping me so far with my attitude towards labour. MW has been a big help too just by supporting me with the choices I've made in my birth plan.
bleu - I sometimes get a bit sore after wiping there too. There's a lot more blood flow to fanjo just now so it's a lot more sensitive.
Beware that when numbness in your mouth starts to wear off it'll feel weird too, like tingly and possibly itchy and cold. That's always the bit that I find strange anyway! Might be a couple of hours yet, everyone's different.
springy - I read somewhere that being tearful/pre-menstrual is one of signs of things progressing, but don't know timescale, sorry!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 30/03/2009 13:23

Boff - it's a bit like MN/ this thread really

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BoffinMum · 30/03/2009 13:26

Wow, can you imagine this thread on stage????

BoffinMum · 30/03/2009 13:27

Boff in costume

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 30/03/2009 13:27

i would pay to go see it!!!

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BoffinMum · 30/03/2009 13:28

Surprise, have you found the min min bit yet????

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 30/03/2009 13:28

SuperBoff

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BoffinMum · 30/03/2009 13:30

Nutty's costume

Bleuravin · 30/03/2009 13:32

Oy vay. I'm going to for a little walk
...and then get out a really good book. I'm suddenly feeling very agitated with these pains...
May be because I'm trying to eat with a numb mouth and my food's hotter than I think it is...

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 30/03/2009 13:33

Fanjo/min min costume

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BoffinMum · 30/03/2009 13:34

Springy

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 30/03/2009 13:34

Boffin lol

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OddEyes · 30/03/2009 13:35

Hurrah WFH! So pleased you have such a healthy little boy! Big babys are great in my experience - bigger stomachs so sleep longer Hope you heal up nicely.
Just a quickie as off to gp to collect HiP form - arrived this morning , then to hospital for a sweep. Am so hoping I don't get the huge fat doctor with huge hands; bit nervous as have no one with me today.

BoffinMum · 30/03/2009 13:35

They are sooooo grossss!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 30/03/2009 13:36

Good luck at the doctor's & Hospital Oddeyes

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surprisenumber3 · 30/03/2009 13:38

Good luck oddeyes!

Boff - no haven't seen the min min bit yet, is it near the end? There are 24 pages, am only on page 4!

SpringySunshine · 30/03/2009 13:38

Eww at the fanjo costumes! I think we know what MM will be wearing to the next fancy dress party she's invited to

Good luck with the sweep, OddEyes xx

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