Due April 2009: Episode 15 - Barbarellys Babies Break free & BB waits paitiently (LOL not!!)

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

Sorry BB Love you really xxxx

Juwesm - buddy system details above just so you can let your buddy know if/when you are in labour and give breif details of baby arriving safely, weight, name etc then your buddy can post on mn for you

its good that you're relaxed about it all most of it is instinct and for the rest you have us we're all more than happy to help if you get stuck or need to know anything, and there is always someone online.

The baby list...
20 Feb: Glaskham: DS, DD, + RUBY MARIE, 4lb 3oz

Still yet to hatch...
29 Mar : WhatFreshHell, DS 2.4 born on Easter Sunday
30 Mar : BabyBolat: 1st timer
01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Juwesm: 1st timer
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : skiingone: DC1
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer, lives in Scandinavia (but too shy to say where!)
04 Apr : Bleuravin
04 Apr : Bumpalump
04 Apr : babypringle: 1 DS 2yrs 1 month
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
07 Apr : Picklelala
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Oddeyes (30): GIRL! DS 17 mths, 1 mc. London
09 Apr : Barbarella: 1st timer, TRIPLETS
10 Apr : hopeful1
11 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
12 Apr : Mumblemumhome4lunch (37, Swindon): DS will be 4 on 11th April, DD 2yrs and 1month
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
14 Apr : Woody2shoes: Second DS
15 Apr : claireykitten: GIRL! DS 12 months
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : Lauren61
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 21mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
23 Apr : FatandFedup DC3
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

Ok updated list (Hope this is the right one - if not Puzzle will sort it out when she is online!!!)

Juwesm, I was very sceptical about MN when I first joined and it has been my lifeline since joining! Tis my first too and have no idea what I am getting myself into but will be fine - I have to be right???!!!

Ooh kitty and they are half price in Tesco too....

thanks BB

and i think its the middle bit of the pineapple you need too

PS plumber is apparently coming this afternoon... we'll see if they can actually sort it out this time...

Oh Kitty, don't tell them that we will be on rude plumber comments all afternoon!!!

Oops - suspect I should have called you Nutty, not Smutty!

Juwesm - uuuuummmmm up to you really either is fine LOL i was Nutty but i got given an extention to my name

you will see why..........

Smutty is much more appropriate Juwesm - (read back on last nights posts and give her until this afternoon when Springy and Boff log on and then you will see why...)

BB the restraint is killing me now!!!

Kitty - thats good news! better get the tissues ready though

Ah, well, if that's the case, Nutty, BB, have a look at this thread:

Dadsnet : First post from a new member - fantasies about DP 'going solo' (long-ish)

Sorry - am sure there is a proper way of linking to other threads but all my tech-savvy has been replaced by amniotic fluid.

Yes... no dirty plumber jokes for me... no nookie AT ALL until 37 weeks, so that's four weeks of celibacy!! Boo hoo! Will have to sustain myself on half-price easter eggs instead, I think...

PMSL at cucumber thread almost as good as the banana thread a while back

But Kitty think of all the fun you could be having with all those "tools" not to mention playing with stop cocks

Stop it Smutty and Juw stop encouraging her!!! Oh dear we have another one on the thread...

Who took my name in vain??

Electrician has been. He tested my current and had a good look at my transformers. The question is where to do the mounting, of course, because of regulations.

What?? What???

Juwesm, welcome to our happy band. We are so chatty we seem to get through a thread a day, practically. I am due the day after you, btw.

But BB, so many things to consider: organic or cheap own-brand? Homegrown cucumbers, I note, tend to be a lot more knobbly. Half a cucumber better value for money. The poor man needs advice. When chilled in fridge, perhaps useful post-partum pain relief device?

tee hee... Welcome, Juw, to our fabulous April Antenatal club! we're all nymphomaniac chocoholics, apparently... 'm sure you'll fit in just fine...

Thanks Boff, pleased to be here. Now I feel I have something legitimate to do instead of making some kind to effort to hoover or dust. This must count as antenatal class, right?

oooohh boffin i do like a good mounting in the morning

have the sparks been flying?

ROFL homegrown

put the hoover away and the duster down!!!

let your ante natal education begin......

Peeled or unpeeled?

Must stop this.

Hi Kitty!

Think my brief 24-hour flirtation with Twitter may be over now I have you!

yeah but what about protection do you leave it in the wrapper and re sheath

or re sheath not and sorry lol

BB sorry xxx gwannn get smutty! you know you want to

Juw mumsnetting is FAR more important than hoovering or dusting!!

Plus you are on maternity leave you cant be expected to do anything more strenuous than chatting to us and you will probably find that some of these lovely ladies can give you much better advice than any ante-natal class so yes I think it counts!!