Due April 2009: Episode 15 - Barbarellys Babies Break free & BB waits paitiently (LOL not!!)

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

Sorry BB Love you really xxxx

Yeah, I've heard it mentioned loads. More direct route for prostaglandins or something. Which seems silly, given that the sex way is pretty direct, but what do I know? My cervix is made of concrete anyway.

& actually, I usually do end up buying a lollipop from one of those strange ladies who want to dry your hands & straighten your hair in toilets for money. It's probably not the most hygienic thing (although they do come wrapped!), but suddenly makes sense as to why I might think it a good idea!

you sooooo have to get some willy ones

We'll have to go out together post-babies & spend the night drinking & sucking on our willypops

and we shall!!!!

I really think there should be a law against such antics where we're involved. I'm very glad there's not, but I'm fairly sure it'd be prudent

Actually, I've just realised what it looks like I've said. For the record I've never given a BJ to a man I've happened to meet in a club, or anything like that. But God help my various boyfriends of the relevant times / a couple of friends after I'd had a few

shhhhhh they may invent one!! lol

I'm looking forward to a wild night of MNers & willypops more than is probably healthy

How exactly does the semen get from your digestive system to your cervix? pffff

Off to bed, have a smutty lovely time in my absence. Stupid work again tomorrow

me too, its going to be such a laugh when wee do finally meet up.

I don't know, mathsmummy - I do reading, I'm no scientist

& you people all need to stop working & get Maternity Leaving! Especially now I'm on bedrest! I demand it! That includes you, BB. Don't think you're exempt with your working from home sometimes now - if you're working, you're not MNing & that's no good to me!

It'll certainly be interesting - how many other people do you know so many intimate details about? Let alone before meeting them

dunno

poor you when you on mat leave? Night Mathsmummy xx

3 more weeks Just thought I'd tempt fate otherwise I'd just be sitting around feeling my own cervix for the next six weeks!

hahahahah it's probably obsene lol we know so much about each others fanjos, bowls, fave bit of sex lol.

well tbh probably 3 other (non MN) people, for some reason people think its ok to tell me intimate details about stuff lol

not long to go, you full time still?

How DO you feel your own cervix? It's still a mystery to me!

& actually, people tend to tell me far too much stuff away from MN, too. The problem with that is it's never people I really like & I never feel inclined to share back. So it just ends up being a bit creepy & accidentally voyeuristic in an odd sort of way.

Night night MM xx

I am not prudish but I never discuss my sex life anywhere else. Only this AN group!!

I don't really have any proper girl friends to discuss my sex life with in real life & DH wouldn't be happy to think that I was discussing his prowess with other blokes.

Springy - i have no idea!! Mathsmummy is going to get to due date and will be giving herself stretchy sweeps daily

Well she can come & do mine if she's so cool about it! I need all the help I can get

Boffin & springy - i dont really diclose mine either (well apart from here and with one mate) i am very open to the whole sex convo though, i'm pretty no holds barred without revealing too much about myself (i think) i know more about other peoples nookie than they know about mine anyway

she's already threatened to have a go at mine lol

Yes, but the general consensus was that you'd enjoy it, Nutty

& I'm a really open person about these things too (" really?", I hear you all cry) but it's a lack of opportunity away from MN that keeps me quiet, I think. I really enjoy talking about sex - it's so interesting to compare things with people, because it's all so very secretive otherwise, particularly in Britain. It's impossible to know what's 'normal', or garner useful tips

wellllll y'know lol

i see what you mean about it being secretive. i think its more about how you get onto the subject rather than the subject itself for most people though.