Due April 2009: Episode 15 - Barbarellys Babies Break free & BB waits paitiently (LOL not!!)

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

Sorry BB Love you really xxxx

There is absolutely no way I would feel my sister's cervix. EEOOOUGH!! Except in a survival situation with only 1% of the world's population surviving if there were no mw present.

Really?! Just me then. I think pregnancy and birth tends to blur the boundaries though, def wouldn't NOW...

I should develop cervix cam for the squeamish, and go on Dragon's Den with it! It would be worth doing just to see Duncan Ballantyne's face.

Oh I am not freaked out by that at all - wouldn't openly offer it up but if I had to then I probably would.

I think the general way they observed her was odd - when I was in, there were really big spikes on my monitor and I was hooked up for a good 2 hours then immediately checked out as soon as the monitor was off - as the only way they could tell if they were real or not was to check m cervix - poor springy seems to have just been left there!

I think it is very wrong that I am taking my laptop with me while I have a bath in case there is news of springy -

They sounded completely understaffed to me. When I went in I got onto a monitor after 20 minutes, and they checked the readings regularly, also checked my wee and BP, and then after an hour a doctor came and did an internal. I was home by lunchtime.

I actually MN on the loo sometimes.

at Duncan Ballantyne's face - I offer myself as the medical model

Agreed that not examining cervix seems strange. Surely the idea is they're either productive contractions or not...

I can't picture the laptop/bath scenario without some hideous domestic accident - I'm sure you have it all worked out though...

MN on the loo - of course. otherwise you might get bored/miss something LIKE THIS!!

Have you seen the MN classic thread on extended MNetting??

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/534907-extended-mumsnetting

MN the first time I did this I tried to position the laptop on the bath with DEVASTATING consequences (including a very very expensive bill to my bosses to try and get all my data back!) Now, Laptop on loo, me in bath, towel near by for hand drying!

FGS if Nutty doesn't wake up soon, we will have gone through about 3 more threads.

I cannot belive you were using your laptop in the bath!!!! You are mad bad and very dangerous.

I woke up 3 times last night and the first thing I thought of was springy so had a quick log on and then back to sleep!!!

I know!! it was perched on the side at the time, although in close proximity to the running tap.... hmmmm!!

Were you Mnetting? Was it plugged in at the mains??

COOOOOOME OOOONNNNN NUUUUUTTTTYYY! WAAAKE UUUUUP!

Shall I threaten to let MathsMummy loose on Nutty's cervix if she doesn't give us news soon??

Lol she'd probably like it.

No we don't have a plug in the bathroom - no I wasn't actually mning I was watching a DVD! as I wanted a long soak - I am MNING now tho whilst waiting for my face mask to set (while taking very very good care of my laptop!!!) You would think I would learn my lesson

There is the strong possibility Springy is at home curled up in bed with no contractions at all, on the other hand she could be curled up with little George - I WANT TO KNOW!!!

I am saying nothing.

you may be right!!!

Hee hee!!

I have also contacted her via FB but I imagine logging on isn't a priority for her right now.

I think it's appalling someone may be giving birth and not be in constant social networking software contact. I mean, this is the 21st century FGS.

I would make a pretty hot nurse..

Yes how frustrating! George could be HERE!!!

NUTTY get up pleeeeeeeeeeeeease