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Due April 2009 - Episode 13 - Springy's getting married in the morning, Ding Dong the April mums will shine (or at least swell some more!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 17/02/2009 16:46

here we go

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SpringySunshine · 17/02/2009 21:43

I wasn't suggesting it, OddEyes I'll be using disposables, but you know... If that's how you feel you want to deal with the issue, that's fine by me

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 17/02/2009 21:44

hahahahaha we know what boff was doooing lol

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SpringySunshine · 17/02/2009 21:44

Oh, but there are so many questions that need answering, Boffin

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 17/02/2009 21:45

How long you honeymooning for springy?

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SpringySunshine · 17/02/2009 21:46

Just the two nights - I'll be back with a full report on Sunday evening. It's probably not long enough to get lockjaw

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 17/02/2009 21:46

Pssssst springy i think it was lockjaw from too many bj's were you about 37 weeks preg at the time by any chance Boff??

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SpringySunshine · 17/02/2009 21:47

Oh, I gathered as much, but he'll be lucky to get that many in that amount of time - I love a good BJ as much as the next woman, but there are better places for him to put it

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 17/02/2009 21:48

Indeed there are Mrs Springy

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BoffinMum · 17/02/2009 21:50

No, only about 18-20 weeks, AS YOU ASK!

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OddEyes · 17/02/2009 21:50

oh no springy, wasn't replying to you at all, just read back and saw that you had already mentioned the no nappy thing, opps hope that i haven't sounded offensive to you, thats why i retreated back here in the first place

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OddEyes · 17/02/2009 21:53

lockjaw

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SpringySunshine · 17/02/2009 21:53

Haha, don't worry, I'm harder to offend than that

Unless you're my DP, then you just need to breathe a little loudly or glance at me at the wrong angle & there's hell to pay

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Schulte · 17/02/2009 21:54

What is it with BJs? Why would they be fun, unless you're the man?

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OddEyes · 17/02/2009 21:54

phew

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BoffinMum · 17/02/2009 21:55

Sort of sexy and a bit naughty, and the bloke is soooooo grateful!!

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SpringySunshine · 17/02/2009 21:56

Oh yes. & the noises they make...

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BabyBolat · 17/02/2009 21:57

Boffin you are so naughty, but you do make me laugh!!!

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Schulte · 17/02/2009 21:58

Ah but there are so many other naughty things that are much more enjoyable...

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 17/02/2009 21:58

there's something really erotic about bjs, same as a bloke performing cunnylingus i guess.

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 17/02/2009 21:59

dont forget the facial expressions

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BoffinMum · 17/02/2009 21:59

Go on, Schulte ....

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BoffinMum · 17/02/2009 22:00

Sex faces can be quite funny, admittedly.

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 17/02/2009 22:00

Lol boffin definatly in the horny part of the first trimester then lol

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Schulte · 17/02/2009 22:00

No, too

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SpringySunshine · 17/02/2009 22:01

I never left the horny part of the first trimester I've been feeling too ill since Saturday to do any rudes & have been seriously missing it!

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