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Due April 2009 - Episode 13 - Springy's getting married in the morning, Ding Dong the April mums will shine (or at least swell some more!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 17/02/2009 16:46

here we go

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 17/02/2009 22:02

Schulte - gwaaaaaannnnnnnn you cant leave us nosey blighters hanging like that!!! tis mean!!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 17/02/2009 22:03

Springy im sure you will make up for lost time on the weekend

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SpringySunshine · 17/02/2009 22:04

We'd better I've made it clear that I don't care how ill he suddenly gets with what I've had, we're still having honeymoon sex. If I have to knock him out, that's too bad - but there will be honeymoon sex!

Schulte · 17/02/2009 22:06

No honest, I only do missionary position with the lights out. Ha ha! Night night.

SpringySunshine · 17/02/2009 22:07

I miss missionary position

I hope we've not scared you off, Schulte! Night night xx

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 17/02/2009 22:07

Go CaveGirl too right to honeymoon sex is non negotiable!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 17/02/2009 22:08

Night Schulte xx

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Schulte · 17/02/2009 22:10

I am not that easily scared just really tired as it's way past my bedtime! x

SpringySunshine · 17/02/2009 22:17

Now everyone's gone quiet, just as it was getting interesting

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 17/02/2009 22:23

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 17/02/2009 22:25

i like doggy best missionarys cool though.

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BoffinMum · 17/02/2009 22:26

I am only just here but I think I will go off and read my book - Bel Canto by Ann Patchett, btw. Very good book indeed. Getting a bit boring on the nappy thread now. In a loop. Washasaurus - evangelical comment. Rest of us - reasoned comment. Washasaurs - kicks off again.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 17/02/2009 22:28

night boffin xx

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 17/02/2009 22:30

am going to go off as well methinks too much excitement for one day lol

sweet dreams xxx

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BoffinMum · 17/02/2009 22:30

Night Nutty xx

SpringySunshine · 17/02/2009 22:33

Night all xxx

mathsmummy27 · 17/02/2009 23:03

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoh I've missed the smut again.

And I was being virtuous and working and everything. For what it's worth, here's some random obscenities so I can PRETEND I was part of it

pissflaps smurfing bibblinggolden showers

tee hee hee.

Night

SpringySunshine · 17/02/2009 23:45

mathsmummy

Bleuravin · 18/02/2009 06:39

ooH Ive been up for ages... And my belly button has disappeared! Belly was incredably tight and sore last night and again early this morning so I did not sleep so well...now I see in the growing light that my belly button has disappeared...only the shallowist dimple where it once has been...surely that cannot be right, surely the belly could not have grown so very much in 36 hours!

Boffin- I shake my head in amused dismay at you and your leading threads.
And the rest of you encouraging her!

It is rather amazing how snippy people get though isn't it? And how hearsay gets transfered around like fact...

Springy I had a dream last night about your wedding. It was very pretty, and we were all hanging about in our own flowing dresses laughing because we had handed our DHs/DPs the babies..so THEY were the ones with big bellies.

I missed the smutty talk again! Shucks, I just have bad timing it seems. I do think it a little strange that Dh is not overly fond of bjs (I've never had complaints from anyone) I think he thinks they're a bit uncomfortable for the woman though and so... shrug...It's been a gradual process getting him to relax a bit though in all honesty- and don't tell him I said so- I think it's only just occurred to him (despite my constantly saying so) that perhaps he's actually a good lover and I'm not going to leave because of any sex issues. (He didn't have particularly good relationships before me because there was a huge lack of understanding- I think on all sides... But that just means that I've made huge gains and they've all lost out)

Anyway, I'm off for some brekkie before Sprite finds his way out of the womb to get his own...
My goal today is to paint the hall while DH is at work so he'll be super surprised when he gets back from that and his bike ride. I'm doing a little quiet prep work now so I can get right at it when he leaves.
Have a pleasant morning everyone!

LuLuBai · 18/02/2009 07:39

at mathsmummy!

I have NO idea what most of those things are but they sound suitably filthy. (Is smurfing something to do with sex when you are covered in blue body paint and wearing a nappy?)

Bleu - I'm still recovering from the shock that you're DH doesn't like bjs. Most unusual.

Off to have a quick read of last night's nappy thread (so naughty Boffin!)

LuLuBai · 18/02/2009 08:07

Goodness - that nappy thread went on a bit. I like NorthernLurker - she's funny.

Schulte - I am still reeling from the fact that they go through bins in Germany. Really? Looking for what? What a hideous job, and what an infringement on your privacy.

And feeling guilty about all the poo I have NOT scraped out of disposables.

Going to have to have another go at potty training DD. We've completely regressed back into nappies after a promising start.

To be honest I'm more interested in sleep training than potty training right now. DD was obviously just teasing me with her ability to go through the night cos last night she was awake at 10, midnight and then for good just before 5am. Yaaaaaaawn.

PuzzleRocks · 18/02/2009 08:22

I didn't get a chance to read any of the posts on this thread last night because I went to bed early. Have just had a read through Boff's nappy thread. Fantastic stuff. Sorry I missed the fun.

Now to catch up ....

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PuzzleRocks · 18/02/2009 08:35

Right, where's the urban dictionary? Must find out what smurfing means.

PuzzleRocks · 18/02/2009 08:39

Aw Lulu, it's rough when you have a good night followed by a bad one. DD slept from 8 until 4 last night so I fully expect her to waker a few times in between tonight.

BoffinMum · 18/02/2009 08:41

Yeah, I have to say I guessed what pissflaps were but have no idea what the other rude words mean.

I am very innocent having been to an all-girls' school, you know ...

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