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Due April 2009 - Sod the thread title, we will need a new one in a week.

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PuzzleRocks · 16/01/2009 13:50

Welcome new joiners, lurkers, occasional updaters, prolific posters, and Nutty and Springy .
I say this one wont last a full 10 days.

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PuzzleRocks · 20/01/2009 10:34

Oh god now my head is filled with Titchmarsh related double-entendres about bushes and seeds. Arrgh.

Nutty - Love the moulded penis pants.

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PuzzleRocks · 20/01/2009 10:35

Alan's big tool.

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NuttyTaff · 20/01/2009 10:38

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BoffinMum · 20/01/2009 10:40

I would be quite prepared for Alan to do a bit of ladygarden work with his pruning knife. I have given up with anything below nork level now and could do with the help, frankly.

BabyBolat · 20/01/2009 10:55

Morning girls

Springy, firstly, I have to apologise, you have been blamed for egging on the naughty talk on this thread but you are no where to be seen and yet look at the conversations!!!! Clearly you are not the only bad influence!!

Alan Titchmarsh??? Alice Cooper??? really??? I would go more for Tommy Lee if I had to chose a rocker type!

Puzzle, you have revolutionised my catch ups! such a simple yet effective plan!

Clement is a lovely name Rachel and MM love amelia, We have decided on Alara we think for a girl but are no where closer to deciding on boys names (and springy yes unfortunately we are still debating caravan!! It is not going to happen but we just can't find another one we both like!!!) Kind of wishing I found out now! (although am sure I wont be saying that when I finally find out and get the surprise... 9 weeks and 6 days to go....

PuzzleRocks · 20/01/2009 10:57

Me too but pruning wouldn't really do it, deforestation more like.
My legs are like chewbacca at the moment so pj trousers are the order of bedtime. DH gives me a foot rub each night and i've taken to shouting at him. "Just the feet, just the feet. For the love of god stay away from the ankles."

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PuzzleRocks · 20/01/2009 10:59

BB - I knew you would appreciate my method.
Oh, and I know why Tommy Lee. I've seen the "home video".

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Bleuravin · 20/01/2009 11:02

Morning all,
Sorry your poorly Boffin, up at 3:30 no wonder you're feeling ill. Try to take it easy today inbetween writing and talking...(in a professional capacity- not on MN ) I could help with the literature review...however it's been a good 7 years now since I've written one.

Glad you're ok Maths I kept wanting to interupt the thread/rush it along as I was catching up to see how you were doing.

BB glad you've managed with your work over the weekend and sorted people out.

Puzzle- I too was wondering at your efficiency at writing comments for everyone, sneaky...And brilliant

Kitty glad things are getting sorted for you with the law, hopefully everything moves along quickly so you don't need to worry past this week.

Cannot remember the rest I wanted to say... (because I'm not as efficient as Puzzle) but hopefully everyone has a good day today.

I woke up feeling better than yesterday. Breasts are still burning, but it's a little easier today so far. I think the paracetamol helped last night, as did the damp socks I stuffed down my bra before going to bed (I had just taken them out of the washer and felt lazy so used them instead of damp cloths). I slept pretty well too so this morning is better, only woke up 3 or 4 times... So now all I do have to get on with all the things I didn't finish yesterday...

P.S. your accounts of sexy dreams recalled my very first one which was of River Phoenix in an overgrown garden under a lilac bush...

BabyBolat · 20/01/2009 11:03

Ha ha - I haven't seen that but I love the moody/tattoo/arrogant thing! although am sure the other thing would be a bonus !

See my hair growth has rapidly decreased, hair, leg and other areas - Only need to do it once every two weeks or something (if I was not PG I would probably do it a bit more but really thin and blonde so just leave it!). Does that mean anything

Bleuravin · 20/01/2009 11:08

I was complaining to Dh about shaving the other day, how it was getting to be nigh impossible; he offered to do it for me...I got all sorts of crazy ideas from it and giggled as I swatted his hands away as he tried to take the razor from me. He suggested perhaps and eletric one would make it less likely that I would cut myself if I couldn't see what I was doing...

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BabyBolat · 20/01/2009 11:19

Oh see I was thinking that Springy mentioned she was so hairy now she was filled with testosterone, maybe that meant I was having a girl but now you are saying you were more hairy with DD??? This trying to guess thing is rubbish!!!

BoffinMum · 20/01/2009 11:23

If you go into the newsagents, look at p100 of the current Men's Health - article on gardening and associated erotic fantasies. Need I say more.

I am dark blonde so the hair thing isn't too bad for me, but I don't like having rodents poking out of my swimming costume.

Bleuravin · 20/01/2009 11:28

Lol Boffin- rodents lol

I used to read Men's health regularly for interesting tidbits like the ones I'm assuming are in that article.

Bleuravin · 20/01/2009 11:54

It is amazing how the smallest things can set me off into a strange world of stress and worry... I cannot wait until the hormones return to 'normal'

BabyBolat · 20/01/2009 11:56

What are you worried about bleu?

Bleuravin · 20/01/2009 12:02

Dh is not so good with money/paying bills... but is self employeed... He has a terrible habit of putting things off and then we get notices in the mail... and since I am home I get to open them...
I do not know how to help him sort things out properly because he gets quite defensive about the topic and hates discussing it...avoidance is his method...which means often we lose money we wouldn't have to... I canot help/ take over the money issues because he does not ever want to sit down and explain and sort it out...

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Bleuravin · 20/01/2009 12:09

crazy thing is we have one to sort out all the financial stuff; they tell him exactly what he needs to send out... but they don't pay the bills for him...

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phdlife · 20/01/2009 12:18

hello, I'm the numpty who didn't know she was pg until 18 weeks but the scan EDD said I was due early April - didn't come and join you then as I was right in the middle of moving from UK to Oz, just thought I would stick my head in and say hi. Really I don't have a lot of time (got a 21m old and still unpacking) so I won't be here much, but did want to pass around the TimTams. If you're anything like me og just makes you want 'em...

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Bleuravin · 20/01/2009 12:22

I would say wrap a few little things together
i.e. the jewlery in a little pack, the hair stuff in another, if you have the paper handy, then just put it all in the bag.

Bleuravin · 20/01/2009 12:25

Hi phdlife, I cannot imagine the bliss of not knowing until I was 18 weeks along...my first ones were killer...
Enjoy the unpacking -I found it a joy when I moved over here from the States, like rediscovering lost friends...

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