Due April 2009 - Festive bumps explode into crimbo, April mums wait in limbo

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New thread here (I hope!!)

Bleuravin, I wish my nesting phase would kick in. Lots of us here suffered really badly with sickness - I'm sure more than is average!

Boffin, I'm not sure that I can see your latest photos? I want to see your sexy national costume

Ha ha Springy, you say that but right now, I am in baggy black trousers, a spotty PJ vest top (with leaking marks - NICE) and an oversized grey zip up hoody with spotty skin and a giant belly!!! And as I sad, holiday and wedding pictures relaxed and sunkissed! I say no more!!

DH is very pretty - it upsets me - you know last year for valentines day we were in a restaurant together and some hussy actually walked up to him and gave him her number - while I was there!!! Clearly she didn't see me as a threat!!! COW This year we are staying in!

Blueravin do you want to come and nest at my house - it looks like a hovel and DH is cooking roast lamb as I seem to be stuck to the sofa (or glued to MN!!)

Boffin help us out - people must have told you that you look like people before... I am currently googling as many people as I can think of to solve the riddle!!!

I just did a big laugh of shock at that woman! What a bitch! On Valentine's day, too! How rude. I told DP & he got all outraged. & I was all '& you should see her!' & showed him what you look like & he's even more confused

I'm currently in my underwear having never managed to get dressed today. I'm such a catch

& the Boffin identity mystery is confusing me! This is who Nutty means, I think. But I'm thinking of someone else

God we are all so utterly gorgeous. And there we were muttering about looking like heifers the other day. There is no way a bunch of women so amazing looking could ever look like heifers.

They used to say Anthea Turner or Victoria Wood (when I was at school) but now they say Kate Humble. I am not convinced though.

& yet somehow, Boffin, I'm managing it

Ooh, yes, I see Kate Humble! That might be it!

I have actually slept in the same bed as Emma Thompson ... a few weeks apart though!!

I would like to meet Kate Humble because she does a lot of outdoorsy things that I like to do. However I am not sure I could put up with Bill Oddie though.

I saw an episode of Buzzcocks with Oddie not that long ago. He certainly lived up to his name. Very strange man.

She puts up with him so well.

I am secretly a bit jealous of her TV career, but I think it has meant not having kids, and she's 40 now so it may not happen for her.

I look like some sort of bloated lump! (I think DH may be wishing he kept that number hee hee!!)

It was hideous - seriously, in DH's defense he did say 'thanks but I'm not interested I am having dinner with my wife' but still (needless to say we spent the next few hours talking about it - well I ranted, DH nodded a lot and agreed!!!)

Well I can see the resemblance to Kate Humble but that is not who I am thinking! (and I do not see a Victoria Wood resemblance at all!!)

It's someone really healthy and outdoor-sey! grrrr - have got DH looking now as well!! Come on Nutty you are the internet queen!!!!

This is good fun. I am glad we did the photos now. I don't normally post much up on the net.

It's so nice to put faces to names - the only one who looks quite different to my initial thoughts is Springy (who for some reason I imagined to be blonde / strawberry blonde!)

Everyone looked pretty similar to what I expected only even more glamorous.

Oh, BB, I was happy to say 'yes, it's Kate Humble' & stop obsessing about it! You're right though, there is someone else.

I'd still be ranting about that woman on a regular basis now - that's so unbelievably rude! It doesn't matter how attractive you think someone is, they're off-limits when they're out with their wife for Valentine's! It's hardly difficult to see that.

& nope, I've never been light-haired at all. Sadly - it makes my tummy 'fluff' even more attractive

I agree about the photos - it's really good to see what people look like I'm glad you've all entered into the spirit

Ah Boffin - you are the nicest person!

Has anyone heard from baublerella? I know she has a scan Xmas eve and probably another one since then!!

It's so strange - Now I have seen you SPringy, i can't imagine you ever having light hair, you look much more like you (which I know sounds stupid!)

I was wondering about Bauberella too. I just assumed she was havign a fun Xmas with no time to MN.

Not SJP, please! She looks like a horse.

DH says I look a bit like Michelle Pfeiffer but I thought he was being somewhat overly flatering.

I thought Gillian Anderson at first but don't think that is it!

DH thinks you look like Cameron Diaz Boffin x