Scandal??
Like the very religious college organist who shagged a member of the college choir and got her pg out of wedlock, much to the confusion of the rest of the college??
Like the research associate who got her contracts, shall we say, the old fashioned way??
Like the professor who lied embellished the truth on his/her application for a chair by pretending he/she had had a visiting professorship at an Ivy League institution, when in truth he/she had pestered them to let him/her give one (poorly attended) talk at his/her own expense and also have permission to use the library for a fortnight?? But nobody dared pull him/her up on it because his/her DW/DH is an Important Person and too important to get on the wrong side of??
Like the college who allowed a contractor to put in a chit for £15,000 for 'repairs' even though they had never done the work, because it was too much bother to cancel the invoice compared to the ease of actually paying it??
Like the college fellows who surf the internet all day at the taxpayers' expense, and haven't produced any research in two decades??
Like the librarian who was found secretly living in the basement of the college library because he was an alcoholic and had drunk his home away?
Like the acommodation officer who went round routinely evicting pg students from their college accommodation as a matter of principle??
Like the researcher who was able to tyrannise female members of staff and fondle himself in front of them in 1:1 meetings he made them attend behind closed doors, but who was never thrown out despite the tribunal findings, whereas the women ended up leaving out of frustration??
Not that I know where any bodies are buried, of course ....