Rolf- V confused by gerbil-nipple comparison, but glad I don't have that symptom. Can you explain? (I am also having a few less than ideal bowel movements- I think it's purely mechanical though) Bless your DD for tea-cups in loo situation, how nice to have a naughty secret for guests who outstay their welcome.
Speaking of guests who stay too long for a visit after birth- I saw on another thread that people react differently if you answer the door in your dressing gown...
Ernest- impressed that you've hoovered your car too. I found a fluffy chocolate-covered raisin, lots of rice cake crumbs and a v old samosa wrapper for which I will blame DH. 4 mins of vacuum at petrol station was woefully inadequate so have added this to DH's weekend list, alongside checking tyres, water, oil and petrol.
Aberdeen & Spongebrain- LOL at the image of pregnant ladies on the seesaw. Try a pilates ball. Spent a couple of hours pre DD1's arrival on said ball, playing tetris to keep mind from wandering...
Dramaqueen- re: thread title I like LauraT's best.
Systemaddict/ Penguin- DD1 didn't become real for me until she was born. Having felt pregnant for so long, I'm slightly embarased by my shocked reaction when she was born: "OMG it's a whole new person!" But it was so wonderful realising that there was suddenly one more of us in the room; a beautiful, very new and small person with a life of her own, naked and pink and crying, and needing lots of love and care.