Due in June - Prostaglandin Smoothie Anyone??!!

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New thread!!

I'd buy it too TA - I must be crap at DH training - he still shits on the seat occasionally!!

Hi Doggus! Must be nice to be back home?
If you need any help with internet shopping for the LO - I'm sure we'll find you what ever you need!!

Stop it
I am now giggling so much I think a bit of wee has come out

I am not totally innocent though, I shouldn't complain about him too much... we were travelling a couple of years ago and I was really tired in Africa, we had had a really long day, and I was happily dreaming and needed the loo, and I dreamt I was sitting on the loo but it didn't feel quite right, and I remember dreaming "hmm, if I just let a little bit come out to test"... anyway so I let a little bit out and I remember thinking AHHHH that feels better so I bore down, pushed the rest out and then woke up mortified that I had WET THE EFFING BED at 26 years old!!

I laid there for 10 minutes trying to decide, do I confess to DH, or do I just not tell him and hope he doesn't roll over for a cuddle?!

LOL

Ok then this might make you feel better!!!!
I had a night out with my girly mates and got very very drunk ..... I woke up in the morning freezing cold to find I had peed the bed and had been lying in it - for how long I don't know - but it had gone cold!!
I was living on my own then - thank god!
Had to throw the matress away tho!

PMSL
Ok one more (although I have lots)..
I was driving home from work a couple of years ago and got stuck on the M25, it was closed because of snow, and I REALLY needed a wee...
I didn't want to get out the car because I was paranoid so I found a carrier bag and I thought YES, I can pee in this!
The guy in the car behind me must have been laughing so hard as he saw me drop my trousers in the car, climb with my big white naked butt on the centre console and pee in a bag.

Of course, the bag had holes in it, and I leaked pee all over the floor of the car anyway.

Note to self...next time just get out the bloody car

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
In a bag!!!!
Climbing on the centre console!!!! PMSL too much now!!!

I'm about to take the dog out for a walk and am worried I'll have to pee in a bush half way round - but that's nothing to pissing in a bag on the M25! That's brilliant!!!!

Rofl!!! Thats hilarious!

You dirty bitches!! I wet myself the other day going for a wee in the middle of the night. I thought my waters had broken !

Does anyone want to borrow a small girl for a couple of days? She is doing my head in. She wouldn't go to sleep in her bed last night because her pillow was in the wash, so she insisted on sleeping with me. She didn't go to sleep til 10.30 and was up at 7. Now she won't bloody have her nap! Grrrr....I'm hoping I may be able to pursuade grandma that it would be a really good idea for her to stay over there tonight!

sounds like mine yesterday. had to keep her going all day, then she had 4 tantrums in a row.

Keep her awake, put her to bed at 6 and enjoy the evening!!

I might wait til dp gets home and have a sleep! I'm shattered! She has worn me out!

Is anyone else extremely hungry? I am starving today, gonna have to go and make myself another sandwich before I faint!

No, no appetite today. Very thirsty though.

But feel like I've been up all night.

Oh. I have.

You poor thing foxy! Can you have a nap when dp gets home? Sainsburys are doing BOGOF on Ribena atm and I have drunk a whole bottle in 3 days! I suppose our bodies are getting ready for the serious business of birth!

Hiya Doggus, really good to have you back.

Bored. Think I will go make brocolli quiche.

Lol I made quiche wednesday! I lurve homemade quiche!

oooh me too, love it, and DH hates it so I get to eat it all.

what sort did you make?

Luckily my dp loves my quiche and calls me the quiche queen (I really should go and join the WI)!! I only made a plain cheese and tomato one with some sweetcorn in, but it was yummy! We had it with potato salad and salad. Delish! I don't think I'll be cooking tonight though, I can't stand up for more than a couple of mins, my hip is killing me!

That's crappy

Put your feet up and get him to bring you ice cream. Medicinal dairy therapy.

Is it too early for a glass of wine??!!

I think it'll be oven chips for tea tonight!

Domesticgrumpess - are you STILL hanging on in there?? I thought your waters went days ago.

Could you be our birth for today?

Hi everyone

I've been reading your threads and having a chuckle at the prostglandin advice. I'm ready to try anything at this point, although with my body currently resembling that of an ancient road map, I may have to pay my dp to indulge me (grin)

I'm due tomorrow,( my first) and ready to crawl under a rock and give birth- feral style. I'm practically housebound as I find driving so uncomfortable, and as for nesting, whats that exactly?
I had a mw appt this morn and hinted at the possibility of having a sweep (already!) but she wasn't having it.
I've had a few v.mild period-type twinges this last few days, but nothing you would call painful. Baby is also fully engaged, but is showing no other signs of making an appearance. Oh well, I'll just have to maintain my current assault on ice-pops and haribo jellies.
(I've had 4 icepops today already- seriously)
I hope you're all well

pingu x

congrats Derlor!

Well my due date has arrived and rather predictably, nothing has popped out yet! No twinges, nothing.

Brownsuga, of the 5 of us due today (according to the stats list) you are the only one who is cuddling their LO!

hope you are all feeling alright and have lovely things planned for the weekend x

Hey Twinkle - me too! Feeling of Brownsuga.

Had m/w appt today. She offered a sweep but I declined as have had no twinges or pains or any signs that baby ready to come out.

Been given another appt a week today - will take sweep then tho'. Booked in for induction on Sat so hopefully won't come to that.

Hey Tallulah!

I have mw appointment on monday but will resist any sweep/induction talk for a while yet I think. Like you, I have had no indication that LO is ready to come yet so probably should leave it be!

still impatient though...