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Due April 2007 - buddies galore

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EllieKwithaHUGEbump · 27/02/2007 15:00

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Tili · 27/02/2007 15:53

I suppose id better head off I have a nice pile of ironing waiting.
Have fun !!

Will try and pop back tonight xx

octopussyintummy · 27/02/2007 15:55

Think have successfully emailed EllieK (smug)

A friend said to me today that giving birth to a big baby was like shitting a turkey

DS1 home from school early today with cough and temp - bring on the calpol!

Have thought about calling my pussy myself recently as don't get to see much of her anymore !

Tili · 27/02/2007 15:56

If im going now can you all keep it simple from here on in its not hard to lose me completely you see

maveta · 27/02/2007 16:05

Oh Tili.. ironing is preferable to us?? I am hurt

Octopussy, good luck.. I think she´s been neglected so long she may not return the call

mammyjo · 27/02/2007 16:07

OMG, confusion or what!

My buddy is ooggs so will be off to find out when she is due in just a minute. Will email you ellie, best of luck sorting that lot out. Well done 1b3 on getting the list together. Dont think many of us on here would have managed it judging by this thread so far!

Cant remember who had bought the focus but I can highly recommend them. Boring family car I agree (got a new one in december) but fab for space and a nice big boot for buggy. Nice to drive and mine is pretty damn fast!

CaptainDippy · 27/02/2007 16:09

@ shitting a turkey!!

Birdiebump · 27/02/2007 16:10

I've lost my pussy....

Hellcat · 27/02/2007 16:13

octo, what do you call your pussy??

oh no hang on, don't we get into trouble for that kind of chat?

octopussyintummy · 27/02/2007 16:13

Have some fanjo questions - look away if feeling faint

  1. Do orgasms tone up your pelvic floor to the extent you don't need to do exercises and does this mean you would need to have an orgasm everyday to tone up properly?
  1. The oil thing - where exactly are you rubbing it in?

Think if I treat pussy she may call me back

Must go feed the kids - back later for your pearls of wisdom

weeonion · 27/02/2007 16:13

LO LOL LOL what are we like???!!

octopussy - rofl - so that is what you have named yours then. LOL that you havent been in contcat with it of late and at mavetas suggestion that yr pussy has its own phone number.. mine must think that i am offended given how little communication there has been between myself and it. either that or it is huffing.

sorry - i think the confusion of octopussies, confused boiled eggs, lost buddies and general eh??? onthis new thread has caused my hysteria.

octopussyintummy · 27/02/2007 16:14

Hellcat - we have had a few names for pussy so far - hamburger was the best by far!

geordiemacminx · 27/02/2007 16:15

Focus will be fast enough for me, with 6 points and an accident under my belt I will be driving a lot more carefully... its just not going to be as fast as my 2.0 coupe, or dp's 3.0 supra...still if it makes me safer then I'm all for it!!

Cant wait to experience shitting a turkey..

Also this might sound like a mad question but can babies break your waters by kicking?

Hellcat · 27/02/2007 16:16

is there not some way we can have different threads within our ante natal club?

like

washing machine
nipples
cars
s***g turkeys

then we might be less confused than with 27 people having 7 simultaneous conversations??

1becomes3 · 27/02/2007 16:17

My poor pussy has tried to call the RSPCA it is so neglected.

octopussyintummy · 27/02/2007 16:17

we're pregnant - how on earth could we cope with more than one thread??!!

octopussyintummy · 27/02/2007 16:18

oooh braxton hicks coming on - ouch!

maveta · 27/02/2007 16:18

There´s no helping us Hellcat - the only result would be people accidentally talking about cars when they should be talking about nipples or cars.

Octopussy - I take it this is all fairly academic seeing as both you and yours know fine well you´re stuck with the pelvic floor exercises as the ONLY exercise either of you are getting for a while yet!

octopussyintummy · 27/02/2007 16:19

err wasn't planning to include dh in this!

geordiemacminx · 27/02/2007 16:20

It makes it more amusing and more random...

Like I was talking to dp yesterday about some books that I had been reading, I said that as I had read 3 or 4 by the same author they were becoming a bit "samey" to which he replied, well play the sausage and mash game"

Cue much confusion from me, but apparently you replace every word that begins with an s with sausage and every word that begins with an m with mash... YEAH OK THEN!!!!

still it wouldnt come close to the random-ness of this thread

octopussyintummy · 27/02/2007 16:20

does anyone else need to breathe through their braxton hicks?

1becomes3 · 27/02/2007 16:20

Hellcat- just talk about what ever takes your fancy, is an unusually frantic on here thanks to me and all the confussion my..... ahem "fantastic" idea has caused.

octopussyintummy · 27/02/2007 16:21

I thought he was going to put his sausage in your mash rofl rofl rofl

AngeG · 27/02/2007 16:21

A new thread and I'm lost already.

I have emailed EllieK, is that right?

Haven't managed to retain anything I've read so lots of love to you all. xx

weeonion · 27/02/2007 16:22

i think i might call mine madge for while. thats about as attractive i think she is. (apologies to anyone called madge - bet there is someone lurking onthis thread just reading to start a new one complaining about hormones and being madgist!)

i think we woudl need to be having multiple orgasms a day in place of pelvic floor exercises. now if yours was as taut as a trampoline in the first place - you might be ok. otherwise - might be best to aim for orgasms and PF exercises. must tell dp i need them - purely medicinal!

octopussy - re the oil - i think we are meant to be rubbing it both on the outside and inside??

geordiemacminx · 27/02/2007 16:23

yes, when he mentioned the sausage game I got all excited...