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EllieKwithabigbump · 02/02/2007 20:38

had a flash of inspiration from Katy!
and seeing as our usual topics are quite , seemed appropriate somehow

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weeonion · 02/02/2007 23:52

so where does the grapes fit in with kieron fallon or am i letting my imagination run away with itself again....

EllieKwithabigbump · 02/02/2007 23:53

life is deffo too short for ironing, unfortunately i'm too anal to let spelling mistakes go in my posts, am often tempted to re-post if i spot i've made an error!

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Katy44 · 02/02/2007 23:53

I think they could fit in quite a lot of places - you just need to use your imagination

weeonion · 02/02/2007 23:55

katy lol lol lol lol - i do not have a blooming st bernard....... pmsl it was a giddy notion one day and the next thing i know - i find myself looking for images and creating a whole life for him! i live in an old tenement flat so cant quite see a st bernard thundering around!

glad you felt comfortable enough to eventually ask.......

while we're at it - i used to think your name related to bra size....... am i right???

EllieKwithabigbump · 02/02/2007 23:55

katy was being a bit daft
when she went to create her mn profile and it asked about grapes in the supermarket, well, just read her profile

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weeonion · 02/02/2007 23:56

i got confused again - thought you meant kieron fallon could snort..

Katy44 · 02/02/2007 23:57

No way! I'm quite a respectable 36C normally, have gone up to a 38D / 40C according to the nice lady in M&S.
Am quite sorry that BigOnion isn't actually real - let's keep that to ourselves. Think we'll need a new thread again by the morning anyway!

EllieKwithabigbump · 02/02/2007 23:57

maybe he can wo

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EllieKwithabigbump · 02/02/2007 23:58

so why 44?

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Katy44 · 02/02/2007 23:58

The 44 is just because when I try to create an account, 'Katy' is normally gone , and 'Katy2', 3 etc, one day I stuck in 44 and it worked so I've just used it ever since for this type of thing.

Katy44 · 02/02/2007 23:59

Well that's what I call service!

EllieKwithabigbump · 02/02/2007 23:59

that's boring! can't you make up something more exciting

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weeonion · 03/02/2007 00:00

i thought i would play a joke on dp earlier whilst in bath. screamed loudly for him - poor bugger came running only to find me like a bubble covered beached whale in the bath smiling and saying - do i look pregnant to you??
he didnt find it funny and now is in a huff.
ah well....

Katy44 · 03/02/2007 00:00

This thread was created at twenty to 9.
It's now midnight and has 89 messages.
And actually, most people carried on posting in the old thread for a while

EllieKwithabigbump · 03/02/2007 00:00

men

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EllieKwithabigbump · 03/02/2007 00:02

you liar Katy
by most people you mean you! SOL x-posted with me and you were being dippy!

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Katy44 · 03/02/2007 00:03

wo - am sniggering at that image!
I'm fairly clumsy so tend to shout out in pain fairly regularly. The first few times I did it since becoming pregnant DH almost gave himself a heart attack racing to where I was in a total panic, assuming I'd fallen down the stairs or something like that.
We now have a signal to indicate whether it's related to bump, or whether I've slammed my finger in the door again!

Katy44 · 03/02/2007 00:03

EllieK - yes, OK

EllieKwithabigbump · 03/02/2007 00:03

pmsl

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weeonion · 03/02/2007 00:03

maybe they came on here - spotted piffle and giddiness a mile off and went back to the old thread......

katy - i think we should create the rumour that your bazookas are 44 and thats were the name comes from. nought wrong with your still immpresssive sized real life ones but u want 44d as your virtual ones???

EllieKwithabigbump · 03/02/2007 00:04

no wo, gotta be 44f at least

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weeonion · 03/02/2007 00:05

ellie - what vital stats do you want for this thread???

i quite fancy a 46 , 48, 34 body? what do you reckon that might look like??

EllieKwithabigbump · 03/02/2007 00:06

tbh i have no idea wo, i only know one of my measurements! no man has ever asked me for the others

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weeonion · 03/02/2007 00:07

44f - i like the way you are thinking!

At one stage in real life - i actually was a 44ee!!!!! i dont know how i managed to stand upright!

Katy44 · 03/02/2007 00:08

44f will do me nicely.
Am def going to bed now as DH is too! Wonder what he'll think of my new figure
Good night (and this time I'm not going to be talked out of it!)