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We're handholding for the newly graduated viroids and handing out hooyahs to badly behaved miroids. Between womble pains and boobs with veins, some of us are still managing to shag! It's JS Grads 47!

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fruitlovingmonkey · 04/04/2016 09:04

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 47th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 46th grads thread is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 60th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

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SockQueen · 26/05/2016 21:51

Sorry your scan wasn't good, Kate, I hope that BabyBeckett is doing ok and you manage to get out of there soon. Flowers

Home birth - not a chance for me. Too many horrible experiences from the other side. Plus I probably feel more comfortable in hospital (with lots of machines that go beep) than most people just because of my job, so it's not like it's a stressful alien environment to me.

Just been to pregnancy yoga, feeling all lovely and relaxed, and got home to find the state DH has left the kitchen in Angry

Ain626 · 27/05/2016 00:25

Thought I'd pop in as I haven't in a while, can't believe you are so far along Lil !!! Exciting!!!

Canters15 · 27/05/2016 10:14

Hope everything turns out ok kate. Thinking of you.

I'm glad it's not just me. I think that's part of it- the expectation that I will be so happy and in love and positive all the time. There's a cow and gate advert that keeps popping up on my Facebook and is really pissing me off, probably because I don't feel particularly in love with my foetus. All my pregnancy symptoms have gone along with much of my bump, which clearly was just bloat. So I don't even feel or look pregnant now. Maybe the bump will appear soon and the baby will start kicking and I'll feel better.

lildottie · 27/05/2016 14:15

Hi ain, neither can I!! 9 days to go!!

canters movements definitely help make it seem more real.

kate i hope all is ok. Hopefully it was just a rubbish sonographer and baby is A-OK in there. Flowers

FeatheredTail · 27/05/2016 16:09

Hi viroids

Sorry for the radio silence.....I did my baby on Saturday! A gorgeous GIRL weighing 7lb.

The shortened version of my birth story: regular contractions started in earnest around 4am on Wednesday morning. Went to hospital on Thursday morning but was disappointed to be told I was only 1cm. Came home, did my breathing excercise and rotated on my ball. Pain was getting a lot worse and I was contracting 3 in 10 minutes. Returned to hospital where they asked about foetal movements - I couldn't remember when I last felt my baby move so they made a note of that, examined me again (STILL 1 shitty cm) and told me to come back in the morning. Went home again and started worrying as to how bad the pain could possibly get if I was still only 1cm.

Went into hospital again on Friday morning and was given a nice private room with a TV to "relax" in. Got examined again, confident I was at least 7cm due to the - now extreme - pain. 3...cm....dilated. Each contraction was now unbelievably painful. Due to my reduced movements/history of reduced movements I was told the midwife led unit - and my water birth dream - was officially over. I really didn't give a shit by this point. I was mooing and stamping and shouting out with each contraction. I accepted some oromorph and got nicely high, although this didn't touch the pain.

Hours went by and I accepted more oromorph and then a shot of diamorphine. Oh Christ I was high. High as a kite. I wanted to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. I genuinely started to understand why people become heroin addicts. Yeah, the drugs had still not touched the pain - not even taken the edge off - but as I was on another planet I simply took it with good grace and rolled about/shouting bit with a much improved mood.

By 3am however, I was no longer high and wasn't allowed any more drugs until I was in "established" labour and could go to the labour ward. Got examined and HOORAY! off I went to the labour ward, where I was immediately put into the care of two wonderful midwives. I was offered an epidural and took it immediately. Never. Ever. Have I felt such sweet sweet relief. I has been contraction for 72 hours by this point and hadn't slept for more than 5minutes since Tuesday.

Spent the next few hours dozing, chatting with midwives and having a lovely time abusing the entonox and enjoying the fact I wasn't in constant excruciating pain.

My next blow, however, came when I was told my baby was back to back. And there was meconium coming out of me. Fuck. Apparently back to back makes the pushing harder and longer. The meconium meant my baby might be distressed. I really wish they hadn't told me, although I needed to know to make sense of what happened next - which was a failed ventouse, episiotomy and shallow forceps. All a bit traumatic. I was hysterical and couldn't stop crying during and after the birth of my girl. When she was born I couldn't look at her/acknowledge her. I just felt flat. DH was amazing and managed to not leave me whilst engaging with our daughter.

I passed out twice after the birth - I just didn't have an ounce of energy left.

Before I had a chance to completely check out of bonding with my new born, one of my amazing midwives came along and plonked her on my breast where she latched on amazingly well and got feeding. Voila - my self pity/short stint in hormonal hell was over.

I don't have enough good things to say about how well looked after I was. The midwives I had were actual saints and I'll be forever thankful for them for being such an amazing support all the way through.

My injuries were limited to the episiotomy. I don't know how I avoided tearing with the forceps, but I did. Recovery is pretty painful but I can't complain.

I just cannot believe this beautiful baby came out of me. She's so lovely. I'm so excited for all you viroids to get your babies too!!

lildottie · 27/05/2016 16:57

Congratulations feathered!! So after all that worrying about being transverse the lil bugger was b2b!! Grrr! Good job she's adorable I imagine!

Ain626 · 27/05/2016 22:48

Congrats for doing a baby feathered ! I bet she's gorgeous!!! Grin Flowers

SockQueen · 28/05/2016 09:36

Huge congratulations Feathered, you are a hero and she is lovely!

Last night was supposed to have been my final night shift, but the person doing tonight pulled out at the last minute (because locum rates have been slashed, thanks Jeremy!) so I've got to do one more. Fortunately they're paying me quite nicely for it, so it'll be a good contribution towards the travel system/other baby Socklet crap fund.

lildottie · 28/05/2016 09:44

Boo for another night shift sock but yay for extra spends!

I think dh is nesting...Hmm

FeatheredTail · 28/05/2016 11:05

Thank you ladies. Lil - tell me about it! She turned during labour, the imp!!

Ain lovely to see you....I need to do am epic catch up on the UG thread to see how you've been. Also been thinking about Just and Tink. Sending love.

Sock : encourage that nesting!!!!

justtheonethen · 28/05/2016 16:04

feathered congratulations!! That's amazing. I'm so happy for you! Sounds like you were a birthing warrior. Go you!

MimiDiddy · 29/05/2016 12:11

Hi, got a proper bfp yesterday, mind if I join from ug board?

FuzzyOwl · 29/05/2016 13:40

I need to do lots of catching up. Smile

Congratulations Feathered that is fantastic news.

Welcome and congratulations Mimi. I hope you have an uneventful eight months ahead of you.

MimiDiddy · 30/05/2016 11:39

Thanks Fuzzy, this is my 4th pregnancy in 2 yrs, hopefully I'll get to hang out with you guys past 11 wks this time but forgive me if I waiver on the PMA front every so often. I also feel like a bit of JS-fraud, we only managed to dtd 4 times last mth Blush but there was no talk of fertile windows or use of contraband involved, J intermittent S Smile.

lildottie · 30/05/2016 11:59

Congrats and Gx for a sticky one Mimi. If you're a jsing fraud god knows what I am....all the contraband and 2 rounds of ivf does not a true user make Grin

ZylaB · 30/05/2016 15:06

Hi, stil here. Had bleeding start yesterday and had to go to a&he. Saw an obs/gynae doc who said he thought I was ok but needed a scan but they couldn't scan me there. Went to my hospital this morning and they did a scan. We saw a heartbeat and its measuring the right size but I've got a bleed next to the sac. And am still bleeding, so we need to hope it's just a small one and stays small!

lildottie · 30/05/2016 20:26

Eek zyla, gx bleed stops. Plenty of rest for you. Flowers

lalalalaa · 31/05/2016 06:29

Hey grads - thought I'd pop in and say hey.

Zyla sending you lots of love and hand holding

Lil not long to go now!!!! Argh!!!! Very exciting

Mimi congratulations and gx for your little bean to be sticky. You'll get tonnes of support here

MiniLa is 10 months now and a crawling standing menace who's into everything. So much fun though, he's such a cheeky wee soul

MimiDiddy · 31/05/2016 10:57

Lil JS is a state of mind 😁. The 9 long mths between preg2 and 3 I flitted between many threads incl mc support and post-35s ttc#1 where lots of ivf chat was happening, and for me it made me feel quite helpless and low. I like the JS-ing approach, whether you're JS or not, way more relaxed 😎.

I'm only 4+3 and I think I'm experiencing pregnancy nausea already, bloody early but I'll take it as a good sign. Hope no one notices my constant grazing.

Peenut · 31/05/2016 15:45

Oh wow Feathered! That's a LONG time to have been contracting for –the oromorph sounds fun! (I'd not read about that gem before!) Glad you had some sweet relief post epidural –I'm not surprised you were comatose by the time you lovely little girl arrived –that sounds like some serious effort you put in!!! How amazing that she just found the boob though and that your body knew what to do, hats off to your DH to!

Thanks for sharing and wow ... you've totally had a baby! Well done you! High fives all round!

Eeek, hope the bleeding stops Zyla. Fingers crossed it will.

Hello Mimi and much good luck to your bean, may he/she grow into a large melon in the end. JS fraud? Oh well ... may I confess to being obsessed with peeing on sticks. Those smiley faces just made me feel so good!

Hi La and Ain! Hope you are goooood! Nice to have visitors to say hello!

Hooray for the last night shift Sock, even though it was one more than you thought it would be. Socklet crap fund – ha ha!

The Peanut's Mamas and Papas mass order arrived earlier. I put together the Armadillo Flip with my Dad who was visiting – it was a beautiful moment. DH now has seven boxes of flat pack nursery fluff to assemble! I'm having a baby, yeek! Actually feeling quite excited today rather than stressed!

lildottie · 31/05/2016 18:47

Evening all.

Yay for furniture pee, bet dh loves you right now! Lol

Hey la! No not long at all. Can't believe I'm into counting days rather than weeks.

How are you doing zyla?

Had mw this morning. Couldn't do sweep even though baby was engaged as she could easily move it's head. She did say she could feel it's hair, and that my cervix is already 1cm dilated, and is high and mid way forward. All good news so even if I am induced it should just be a little push needed to get things going. Also gave to have a scan as I'm now measuring below 5th centile rather than over 95th! Different midwife so not too worried. Baby is still wriggling well so I'm sure all is fine.

Kate hope all is well with you too?

MyBlackCat · 31/05/2016 19:19

Had 12 week scan today, it was very wriggly and still there. Looks like a proper human I was hoping for a kitten still not believing that it's going to happen Hmm

FuzzyOwl · 31/05/2016 19:25

Don't worry Mimi I still waver on PMA and was a massive fraud the month I conceived as we only dtd once and it was because I had a positive opk. Blush

How worrying Zyla. How are things now?

Great news MyBlackCat.

Hope everyone else is doing well.

SockQueen · 31/05/2016 21:42

Yay for good scan news MyBlackCat! So excited for you.

Welcome and congratulations to Mimi, will keep gx for a smooth ride for you.

Peenut very exciting about all the baby stuff arriving. We are nowhere near even ordering yet, the house is still full of junk that really ought to be e-bayed/thrown out, and we might have to move again. Sad

lil almost there! Think stretchy cervix thoughts!

KateBeckett · 31/05/2016 22:13

Hi all, I went mia sorry! Wrote a huge post after we had seen the consultant last week, lost it all and was too stressed and worried and silly to re-write it...

Babybeckett has dropped from the 10th to the 5th centile, and consultant in MAC seemed fairly concerned. Wanted a Doppler study and another growth scan and talked about induction- apparently I won't be allowed to go overdue and she thought I was likely to be induced a week or two early.
I was in hospital for about 5 hours altogether and it really freaked me out!

Was back today for the follow up scan and had the same nice sonographer who did my 20 week scan :) she measured him at just above the 5th centile, and the doc we saw today thinks he's just a small baby, so back to 2 weekly growth scans- at my next one I will officially be term Shock and they will discuss possibly inducing earlier than due date depending on how he is doing then.

Glad your scan went well blackcat ! He or she will be here before you know it! My 12 week scan feels like it was last week!

Congrats mimi ! Gx everything goes nice and smoothly. I had really early sickness too- nearly vomming in the banana aisle in asda is what made me test!! Hopefully it won't be too bad for you.

Yay for baby stuff pee :) we got our flip last week. Dp still need to put up the cot though. How is your nct going?

lil yay for 1cm! Have they said when they are likely to induce? Good that you are already part way there! Was it your bump measurement that has gone down to 5th centile? Maybe something to do with having the gd under control? Hope all is well x

sock our place is chock full too! Our fault for buying somewhere so teeny, but it was either a small place or rent forever!