We're marvelling at bucket fanjos, peeing while we vom, trying subsistence farming and staying incontinent. Keeping our GX and firmly holding the hands of viroids having a hard time - JSing grads 36!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 36th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 35th grads fred is here.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

I never like anything to drink. I have to keep chopping and changing what I have to keep my stomach on its toes.
I had some cherry coke the other day and it was FABULOUS.
Today I have had a lots of cartons of juice.

OH goes mad. Yesterday he said he felt sorry for the blob, said it would be swimming in treacle! Oops

I'm drinking pints of Orange and mango squash made with ice cold fizzy water. Am comfortably getting thru 6 pints a day!

Not had dinner tonight...feeling a bit green.

I've only had 2 meals today

Late Breakfast: Fruit and nut bar and 2 slices of toast with butter

Dinner: Beef brisket tortillas with portion of truffle and parmesan fries and may have finished off mr bat's lasagne

Snack: Cake and coffee (totally doesn't count as a meal)

Just finished off the day with a burger and chips, with about a kilo of melted cheese on top. I was actually having to cut away vast wedges of the bloody stuff! It's rare that I eat meat really so let's hope it's boosted the iron reserves!

For those struggling to drink enough, maybe try getting into the habit of just carrying a bottle of water/sugar free squash/whatever you like around with you? If it's sat there in front of you, it's easier to remember, and you can easily see how much you've got through.

Pregnancy has morphed me into part fish - I have to drink near constantly or feel weird and "fake thirsty". "Actual thirsty" = fainting though, so best avoided!

*batfish - totally jealous of your coffee and cake.

Auf I'm getting all my symptoms much earlier this time. Not fair!

Water makes me nauseaus, fizzy slightly less so. Putting a splash of oj helps a bit. I need to remember to drink more though... Oh and I absolutely loathe cherry coke.

Anyone got itchy scars? My BCG jab scar is very itchy. Never ever happened before

PB&J sandwich here!

I'm terrible with water, struggle to drink even 1 litre and I'm living in a country that is currently enjoying 40+ degree temperatures However in my wine drinking days I could happily guzzle a litre of wine in an just an evening, just can barely manage that much water in a whole day!

carrot unfortunately I've got tons of scars, but they're not itchy. Itchy tummy sometime but I guess that's the skin stretching. Sorry I can't be more help!

gouda same I easily drink 3 litres of water a day, literally feel like I need it. I always did before getting pregnant but it's definitely worse now!

I too am a thirsty viroid!
Today I have eaten....
Half a tuna salad
A biscuit
A cornetto
2slices of pizza
Garlic bread
A biscuit

For none FB viroids...i got my new house keys today yay its all mine!

I'm with gouda and looking on this one. I'm drinking pints of squash each day and frequently craving more drinks. Perhaps I'm having a dolphin rather than a baby?
As for itching, I'm permanently itchy, and have had blood tests to make sure it is nothing sinister, and all was well - told it was just hormones. Had eczema as a child, and thereafter and seems that pregnancy can make it flare up again. Happy happy joy joy!

WTF HONEY YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO GREGGS?!

Has panic attack and falls of Northern person's chair

To be fair, it's not actually that nice, it's just somewhere that you think is nice but it leaves a bit of a greasy film in your mouth.

Those bacon bites are heaven in a paper bag though

I have an itchy tummy/bump too Pretzel, going to mention it to the MW in a couple of weeks as it is not 'severe' itching so I just presume it is sensitive skin.

Ooh pud let us know what she says. I've heard moisturising can help as keeps the skin supple and therefore stretchier, but I haven't tried anything yet.

Will do, I have found using moisturiser quite soothing.

sneaks in and whispers

You can get macaroni cheese pies in Scottish greggs

backs away slowly

Tink when I got the blood test results back the prolactin level was higher than the normal range but not by as much as I'd been led to believe (around 750). My GP was more concerned about the FSH to LH ratio discrepancy that showed up in the bloods and referred me for a scan, but I got my BFP before I got the call from the scan service to make an appointment!

pickle! Welcome!

You can indeed get macaroni pies in Scottish greggs! My dh is particularly fond of them!

Hello mummy la!

Macaroni cheese pie... Sounds a bit odd, but I still would.

Just woke up with reflux, needing a wee and hips of lead.
#pregnancyproblems

This is me filing my application for the 5am club what is this ungodly hour

in the voice of Eddie Murphy in shrek "I'm all alone, there's no one here beside meeeeeeeee"

Macaroni cheese pie?! dribbles

Morning Jellly!

Morning pud. I hope your mornings better than mine so far. I've thrown up twice, got told off by DP and sneezed a load of crap everywhere