Lol sal that made me laugh but please no more funny stories because it HURTS to laugh.
CVS went well, the professor doing it was great, and a real expert in the field (he's written some of the articles on the rcog website). He said he's a champion of the harmony test but in my case the CVS was the better option as it was the only way to be certain.
The procedure bloody hurt, even with a local anaesthetic. Stubbing toe like pain so I dread to think how much it would hurt without it. But it was over pretty soon and he got a good sample. Baby was jumping around lots during and after. My mum came with me and she was chuffed to see the baby on screen but not so thrilled about watching the procedure. Even one of the visiting doctors observing was wincing as he did it.
On the ultrasound everything looked good. Baby has grown since the last scan too which is positive.
Apparently it was a low papp-a score that made me high risk. Results should be in by Monday. Even if not downs I will be under consultant care with regular scans as low papp-a can mean failing placenta, iugr, prematurity, and pre-eclampsia. Fingers crossed for none of those.