Fang-tastic fannies, Baywatch Blowjobs and good old british summer (arse) rain). It's JSing Grads 30!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 30th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 48th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: Stats

Haha Bat that's been happening to me for weeks. Thank god for panty liners!

Just checking in! God you lot can talk, I've really missed you! Just realised I posted at 3am when I was in labour and don't recall typing or sending it at all. oh morphine!

Just wanted to say that anyone with the back/spd shitness - I put my own socks on and bent down to pick something up earlier without any kind of related pain (ignoring the birth stuff). It's the first time I've been able to do that since November, so I've just given tiny tee a mahoosive feed and am having a gin and tonic, it's the sweetest thing ever!

I sterilized my breast pump today and decided to give it a go. I actually got a few drops into the bottle!

tee birth story pleeeeeeeeease! So glad you're all doing well.
fatty you are ready. Not long now.

Yey Tee! Glad you are okay

No way Fatty ! They say to have a go with the pump now so you're more confident when you actually need to use it, but I'm just too scared!! In fact atm I'm dreading the baby getting anywhere close to my nipples, they're just so sensitive I can't imagine it feeling pleasant at all! This breastfeeding thing is not going to go well

I've been sneezing/coughing and wetting myself for about 2 months now. My body is ruined already! I really don't know how DH still finds me attractive.

Good to hear from you Tee glad you're feeling much more mobile now! How's little one? Would also love to hear your birth story when you have chance.

Gaaaah the AC has broken in our bedroom and it's bloody 35+ degrees outside! Sweaty night ahead, might end up in the spare room!

Hi tee so glad your back pain is better, enjoy that G&T and your gorgeous boy!

Bat - noooooo!! Fan?

Hi tee!!! Lovely to see you! Yes please to birth story if you don't mind? So envious of the gin!

Had a nice day in the end. Am knackered but it was good to see fil and stepmil.

Haven't wet myself yet, I have this joy to come. I feel you on the wondering how dh finds me attractive still! I went to cross my legs earlier and farted loudly at him by accident. Oops

Will try the pump!

Well the fan function is still working, just not the cooling bit so it's just blowing hot air around the room. Better than still hot air I guess

Bless the men, they seem blissfully unaware. They are a bit keen on c sections here and mr bat says to me the other day 'oh well at least if you end up having a c section you won't have to deal with all of the crap coming out of your fanjo afterwards'.....I had to point out to the poor love that they don't hoover it all out during surgery and it still has to come out! I'm having to drip feed the gory details to him, it's all coming as a bit of a shock - think he's been looking at a few too many pics of Kate Middleton on the hospital steps!

I agree, tee we want your birth story! Though maybe all that morphine and you've forgotten by now?

No spontaneous weeing here yet, though I seem to struggle to actually empty my bladder properly now and often have to go back to do a second wee about 10 mins later. Once even a third time too but I think maybe I just didn't concentrate enough on getting it all out on the second go that time.

But oh the farting! It's obscene. I often have a 'build up' after lunch and feel the need to 'deflate' my bump a little, makes me giggle actually.

Actually felt v fragile this afternoon/evening, I just erupted into a spontaneous crying fit and I still don't really know why- just all of a sudden I was worried about everything to do with baby, all at once. It was shit.

Watching the Lego programme now and feeling a bit calmer.

Sorry to come on with a bit of a down note, but I was wondering if anyone here had bleeding in their first trimester, without it necessarily being a miscarriage. I know I'm clutching at straws really.

Today I would be 10+2. Ive been retching every morning as usual - if anything it's been worse recently. This evening I had moderate cramps, which then went away. A few hours later I went to the loo and noticed that the water was red. Obviously I panicked like fuck and when wiping the blood was pinky red - clearly blood, but no clots (as of yet) and not bright scarlet.

Luckily we already have a dr appointment for tomorrow evening, so we can get some tests done shortly after. We'll have to pay out of pocket, but that's the furthest thing from our minds.

I guess I am not in the waiting game of "will the bleeding get worse" or "will it stop and a miracle happen and everything be fine".

Injured myself getting a cornetto out of the fridge. Worth it.

Hey tori, great to see you!

Oh no toast, not the tears! Sometimes there is no warning but glad you feel better at least.

No air con in those temps bat - is it easy to get fixed?

Actual tit milk fatty?! That's scary, I might not even try.

Come back soon for story time tee, just make sure you tell us it's all worth it as it's becoming scarily real!

Sorry for the cross post gouda, how scary for you. It has happened for a few of the people here though so I am sure someone can come and reassure you. Are you still getting cramps? Glad you have an appointment at least.

gouda so sorry you're having a worrying time, but yes I bled at 8+2 and it turned out to be nothing harmful for baby. Mine turned out to be only spotting in the end, but on first wipe it was red, that's what freaked me out. It wasn't red I the toilet, but I know from when DH had "joggers hematuria" that it only takes a microscopic amount of blood for your whole wee to turn red.

I would suggest an early scan, if you possibly can. My gp was rubbish at the time and expected me to wait it out for over 4 days, but dh and I needed to know one way or the other. And turned out everything was fine.gx for you xx

Thanks Dulcet - I actually had to just ask DH to try and get an early appointment tomorrow as I just remembered that I'm O negative and he is O positive.

The bleeding did "stop" and was brown, but it seems to have started up again. It's definitely moderate, not light, bleeding, so I'm not optimistic.

Just feels so strange that this morning I was getting up to go to the loo at 5am as usual, and had to run to the loo to retch three times as usual....and now this.

Anyway, I will come back and let you guys know what the prognosis is once we know, but until then I don't want to drag anyone else down my spiral of misery.

Thanks looking - it's definitely heavier than spotting. I do have a very mild backache but it doesn't even remotely compare to the backache I'd normally get around my period. I did have cramps a few hours ago, but they went pretty quickly and I haven't had anything since.

To be honest it just feels so surreal.

Luckily the french health system so far has been really impressive and super fast, so I am hoping that we should be able to have further tests done either tomorrow (if we can get an early dr apppointment) or on Tuesday.

I guess even if it's definitely game over they will have to check that everything is as it should be.

Anyway, I just wanted to say thanks and reply back to you. I'll be off torturing myself on google//going to the loo every five minutes until our dr appointment....

Good luck gouda, you may well be pleasantly surprised by I know I myself wrote of my pregnancy straight away, I think as a coping mechanism, so understand you not being optimistic. Hope you manage to get some rest tonight xx

Sorry cross post. Will be thinking of you lovely. Theres several things it could be. I had the mild back ache with mine too (and have had it on and off since).

Oh dear that must be so scary for you Gouda, but bleeding (and it not being mc) is really common in the first tri. I would still feel the same as you in your shoes but I am going to cross everything for you anyway. I will be thinking of you. Still feeling sick is a good sign.

Gouda that's scary for you I'm really sorry. my best mate bled right through first tri due to a cyst thing. Brown blood is good and no cramps is good. Plus if you're still feeling nauseous that's good. Let us know how you get on tomorrow I'll be thinking about you and sending positive thoughts.

Toast pg can be pretty overwhelming sometimes there's no harm in having a good cry! Plus hormones of course x

Thinking of you Gouda. I had red spotting and a little cramping around 9 weeks, really scary. But turned out to be nothing. I heard of ladies on the October bus who had much more than I did and also turned out to be nothing to worry about, so I really hope yours does too.

Yes I suppose spontaneous crying is par for the course when pregnant. Took me by surprise though this time, thought that had gone along with first trimester tiredness. Seems both have come back this week though!

Thinking of you Gouda. I had red spotting and a little cramping around 9 weeks, really scary. But turned out to be nothing. I heard of ladies on the October bus who had much more than I did and also turned out to be nothing to worry about, so I really hope yours does too.

Yes I suppose spontaneous crying is par for the course when pregnant. Took me by surprise though this time, thought that had gone along with first trimester tiredness. Seems both have come back this week though!

Thinking of you, gouda and hoping that it turns out to be something trivial. It couldn't possibly be piles or something, could it? I've had blood when going for a poo when a bit constipated, which scared me.