Fang-tastic fannies, Baywatch Blowjobs and good old british summer (arse) rain). It's JSing Grads 30!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 30th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 48th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: Stats

Pixie - Yeahhh......because strip bars are so well known for the quality and great prices of their drinks.

No-one goes into a strip club to have a drink - it costs twice as much as it would in a bar!!! AND they water the drinks down to try and avoid "problems". Not to mention there are table charges and all sorts of other costs that simply don't exist in places that don't require a sex establishment license...

Seriously, could he not even bother to come up with a decent excuse???

High five and a round of applause gouda! I would knock the proverbial fuck out of DP for objectifying women for a start.

Congrats Tee Hope you're managing to rest in between lots of newborn snuggles

Yey Tee, that's wonderful news, and a great name! Hope you are getting lots of rest and that your fanny is still in one piece Enjoy all the cuddles!

I would be raging if Dh went to strip bar. It's just so fucking nasty and cliched!

And if he then fibbed about it...there's special rage reserved for that. Pixie I feel for you! Stick to your guns

33 days til I have a baby apparently and it is a honeydew melon. Oh god...that's not a good fruit to come out of your vagina surely?

tee huge congratulations!! Enjoy your newborn snuggles :). Awwwwww :) :)

Well done tee! Hoorah! Hope you've had some good drugs too! Lovely name .

Congrats Tee! Get off that ward and put some pics up on FB

Ha ha La, that's exactly what I think when I look at the fruit chart. The pumpkin one makes me cross my legs and say 'squeeee'!

Congrats tee lovely news!!!!

How does one join the FB group so I can look at the pics?

PM me your email looking

You have an early night and what happens...... You miss one very eagerly anticipated baby!!!! Huge congrats tee hope you're ok and will be released from post natal ward hell soon.

gouda you seem to know a lot about strip bars

I think I had Tonis for the first time last night. Some very strange happenings anyway. Plus DH has taken to talking in his sleep - about nct classes - the intensive course might be too much for him

Lol Gouda! The thing is I know the guy that owns that bar, it's a very small village I live in. Most people (including girls) go there after the main bars have shut as its the only place that's open. Doesn't stop it from being a dirty dive though. Sometimes there's not even strippers there, I've been once with my brother for a lock in. My best friend (a girl) was with him the whole time he was in there and she said they were in there for 15 minutes before P bumped into his ex who was trying to be his friend, he told her to fuckoff and left. It's not your average strip joint. I'm not sticking up for him in any stretch of the imagination but just wanted to tell some facts really.

Ah that sounds a bit better Pixie, hope you are okay.

In addition to my fear of the fruit chart, is it bad that when I see new born pics part of my brain thinks 'ah, cute' and part of my brain thinks 'HOLY CRAP, THAT CAME OUT OF SOMEONE'S VAGINA AND IT IS MASSIVE!!!' Just me??

Oh god. Starting to envisage fruit coming out of vagina...

Congratulations Tee! At last! Welcome to the world, tiny tee

Well we've been shoving fruit up there.. Something's gotta come out La

I just wish it came out as a smoothie....

Congratulations Tee!!! I too had an early night and missed the excitement. Nice thing to wake up to though. Well done!

Yay for TinyTee, I can't wait to see the little man. Congratulations Tee and Mr Tee, enjoy every minute with your beautiful boy.

Five so sorry to hear your news, please give yourself time and take care. There's great support on MN threads everywhere but stick around if it helps.

Viroids, pumpkin? really? I'm avoiding that fruit chart, it hurts my feelings.

Oh amazing news Tee. This has been my first chance to check the thread for a while, I saw one of your earlier updates and it looked like you were really going through it. So a massive well done and lots of love. Also, good luck getting off the ward it took us 6 hours to be discharged.

We're home safely, DS2 is still as-yet-un-named and my nipples feel like they've been sandblasted, but its going OK.

Yay tee so happy for you, well done and congratulations, love the name and can't wait to see pics

before glad you're home now!

Eeeek melons from the foof? Sounds so much scarier than a baby somehow! It's worrying me that my baby is already too big to get out easily, just not thinking about the melon thing!

So glad you're home before can you post some pictures for us of that lovely new born?

Tee fab news, well done!! And gorgeous name too. Lovley!

La you are making me snort on the train, seriously. I also wish babies came out as smoothie. Melons are not good fruits to push out of your foof, I hear that.

Scan at 1330 today at 7+4. I now have zilch symptoms....exhaustion has passed, boobs aren't sore and I'm not bloated. Not felt any nausea throughout. Kind of dreading the scan to be honest. I hope there is something there.

Five so sorry to hear your news - what a week of emotions you've been through. I suppose the one positive is that you were pregnant - however briefly - and so your infertility diagnosis was incorrect. Here's hoping to see you on this board again soon.

before good to hear you're home now. That sucks that it took so long to be discharged and I hope you can get something soothing for your nips asap

feathered best of luck for the scan today. I don't think the lack of symptoms is a good indicator, some people get none at all the whole way through.