Fang-tastic fannies, Baywatch Blowjobs and good old british summer (arse) rain). It's JSing Grads 30!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 30th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 48th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: Stats

Hope catpud's scan goes ok. Will you get results straight away?

Urgh I know all about men and wires- DH has a whole drawer full and apparently he knows what they're all for- but how many years have thy been there and not used? Several. I want that drawer space for useful things!

Fed up with work this week. How long til mat leave please?

Thinking of you tee!

I'm fed up of work and I'm only 6+4 it's going to be a long 33 weeks haha!!

I have a wire stash. I can't throw them away in case they are needed.

I also have a desktop pc that my dad built for me 5 years ago and has never been used.

Oh and quite a few laptop bags too!

I also just faced my toiletries stash. I may need them all. On the plus side I probably don't need to buy toothpaste, shower gel, or moisturiser while I'm on mat leave

I may have a hoarding problem

pud I hope your cat is ok is it just the one you have?

Thanks la and thanks gouda for the hooya I am a twat, I know, poor DH! Since posting I have actually felt sick again, just not as bad as last week so you never know it might start to taper and I might be ok by 12 weeks! Soooo tired this afternoon though a lot more than normal! Bleurgh. Oh and I definitely don't need encouragement to eat pastries, I'm the greediest pregnant girl ever! Oink oink.

Ah thanks for the cat love ladies. Looking, we have two cats; big cat (the mum) and small cat (the kitten, but just about fully grown now). Big cat not been herself for a couple of weeks and her tummy has really swelled up in a week hence the scan tomorrow. Vet thinks it might be infectious peritonitis? Which is apparently bad news bears. (I am secretly hoping that this is pregnant because then she would be okay. I realise that this is entirely mental based on the fact she has been spayed). I will see what the vet says tomorrow.

Sorry for your cat pud hope is ok

tee thinking of you!

Well today I had my best friend over and told her I'm pg even though I'm only 6 weeks cause I would want her support if something goes wrong. She works on a gynae ward and accidentally blurted out how women with ectopic pregnancies come in in 'fucking agony'. Then she realised she'd said something not quite reassuring as that could still happen to me and burst into tears bless her.

The fear is getting me today.

Looking, the sickness will gone and go. And come. And go. And then come back, and then go again and eventually you will stop worrying about lack of sickness being 'bad' and will just want it to f right off! :-) The tiredness is baaaaad though.

Oh dear god Pretzel, not the best thing to hear!! 6 weeks is a really good milestone (that has gone quickly!) the fear is horrible but there is a baby growing itself in your ute and that is awesome.

pud I feel soooooo sick right now. Who was that foolish girl who said she didn't feel sick earlier she's a bell end. Dh isn't even here to get me a drink and a biscuit.

Poor big cat I hope she's ok.

Poor puss :(. Keep positive it could yet turn out to be something else.

Looking - told you! ;)

Just about to head to exercise class. Don't feel like going but I'm sure it'll be great once I'm there.

It's so nice here but I can't relax, my brain keeps panicking about the amount of work still to do before next Friday.

Also my sil in New Jersey has gone quiet just like tee. They said they would tell us if she was in labour but no news yet

Fair play to you la! What class are you doing? And how many weeks are you again?

Thanks pud! Let's hope so!

tee what's going on?? So selfish not updating us on an hourly basis I'm desp to know what's happening!

Haha I agree about Callum pud. Especially if it's spelled incorrectly differently. Likewise Matthew. Apologies to anyone with a Matthew - I'm sure he's lovely .

That's hysterical about the ringtone La.

Hope all is ok Tee.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii MRS indigo congratulations again!

Well I'm going to say goodbye on this thread. Went to EPU today and hcg levels have dropped to 120 from 220 on Sunday. Have to have repeat on Friday and every week till it's back to normal. That's the end of that then. So going to head back to JSer thread as don't really want to upset anyone on this thread. Very sad.

Oh Five I'm so sorry. What a shame. Hope you've got some RL support. You're welcome to stick around, most of us have been there

Thanks Purple. In a week and a half I've been told I'm infertile, pregnant and now losing it. It's all a bit much. I don't want to bring anyone down here so will try chat elsewhere. Will keep looking in though to see everyone's lovely news. Gx viroids and hugs.

Oh five, really hope to see you here again soon.

Tee hope you're ok and minitee is here.

Hope big puss is ok too it's horrible when our animals are poorly as they can't tell us what's going o but I have everything crossed that it'll be fine at the vets tomorrow.

I am in so much pain I cannot decide if in in labour orbit which I suppose is a bit ridiculous considering I only did labour 13 months ago. My back and pelvis and hips are in bits, I've been forced to lie down by DP.
I'm still mad at him about his antics and not coming home until the early hours on Sunday. Found out he lied to me as well, if asked if he's gone to the local strip joint and he said no. Well I was a nosy bitch and I checked through his phone and e had been as he was telling one of his friends that I was going mad in case he had. Apparently according to my best friend who he was with, she said they were only in there 20 minutes. What pisses me off is that his ex goes in there, yes I've been with him for 2 years now but every time he goes out she's somehow there and always tries to talk to him and wants to be friends. It probably wouldn't bother me so much but I'm so fucking insecure at the moment, I feel ugly,enormous and generally shit and he just doesn't get it. He's also not very affectionate sometimes and I have to practically beg him for a hug.its just shit and I've had enough. Was seriously considering leaving him because I can't do this anymore.
Sorry for the "wow is me" I'm sure I'll be better once my hormones aren't all over the place

Woe now wow... Stupid fecking phone!

Sorry to hear your news five

pixie sorry DH woes are continuing. I would feel the same. I don't feel too sexy/ glam at the moment either and would be upset if DH didn't show me affection. The strip club/ ex think is probably just the icing on the cake. Hope you're ok

So sorry five, hope you are OK and please don't feel you have to leave the thread, there are many here who have been through the same thing and can offer support.

I'm a bit annoyed with myself as I've been priding myself on not behaving like a pregnant person. Only tonight I had 6 friends over for dinner and I stood in the kitchen for 2 hours cooking and then stood and chatted and then cleared up (they helped too) and now I am soooo achey, I feel like an old lady! They have gone now and I'm having to have a lie down on the sofa before I can face putting the leftovers in tubs and doing the last bit of tidying. I've got an achey back and a really sore bump! So it turns out I am having to admit defeat a little bit and accept that I am pregnant and need to take it a little bit easy sometimes, hmmmm. Mr bat out at boys poker night and I know he wouldn't mind if I left the rest of the clearing up for him but I don't want to play the pregnancy card just yet in case I really need it later But exams are over, woohoo!

Hope you are all well, sorry I haven't had chance to have a read through all of the messages yet! Had a quick scroll to see if we have a mini tee but see we are still awaiting news!

Oh five, I am so so so sorry. for you. We are here for you if you want to hang around.

Hope everything is ok tee.

I'm babysitting my godson today. He's 15 months and the boy doesn't sleep. Just got him off but was too scared to move in case I made the floorboards squeak so stood in place watching him sleep for 20 minutes!!