Hop aboard the good ship JS Grads for it's sweet 16th pregnancy party. Don your party hats, grab a bouncy ball and quaff copious amounts of raspberry leaf to celebrate our coming of age!

[Minion]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 16th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 33rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

He has the cheek to complain at me wafting around still damp in a towel air drying too

Hahahahah Lauren! That cracked me up.... Mr P has a similar delightful habit... Sometimes he washes his penis in the sink before/ after shagging (usually a sign he's hoping for a blowie if before ) and he ALWAYS dries it on the hand towel Many a time I've shouted at him "it's supposed to be a hand towel not a nob towel!!!" Even some of our friends know about it... haha

Argh Tee She sounds like a bloody nightmare. You're definitely not being precious - I didn't even want to talk to DH about the womb contents for the first few weeks haha! I was all like "No! MINE!" Good news about her backing down on the furniture though, that's one good thing.

My MIL is a bit of a weirdo also. She wasn't remotely arsed when we first told her we were upduffed. DH was actually really upset. Now suddenly she's turned into Turbo GP.... We were out for a meal a few weeks ago and she kept telling me to tell her when the baby was kicking cos she wanted to feel it... Errrr, no

Hugs Min hope you've managed to get things sorted very soon. xxx

Not keeping up with thread well, but sorry for your loss min, hope your are bearing up ok.

Great news la, a relief for you I am sure.

Joining the December scans with our anomaly scan tomorrow

On a train. Feel sick. Bought grapes to see me through but their power has diminished as the journey got longer. Can't vom on train.

This feeling is at least preventing me worrying about the brown-tinged CM earlier. Well... Kind of.

lauren, no more hand towels when he's in the bathroom. He can't be trusted! And popz, yours is dangerously close to penis beaker!

Mr Tee also sink washes his knob when he's hopeful for a blowie! I am fairly sure our towels are okay though. For reasons beyond my understanding, rather than using a towel a towel like a normal person, he likes to use a (dedicated) hairdryer to blow dry his bod after he's showered (it's not knob exclusive, it's all of him). Which is fine except on those mornings when he's up a 4am for work .

I just took my bra off and there are two ridiculous things attached to my chest. What the fuck are these!!?? They're like two big engorged veiny beasts!

And they hurt like buggery!

My dh comes round to my side if the bed and whacks me in the face with his nob if I'm asleep. No washing beforehand. Count your blessings ladies...

At your DHs antics, makes me feel better about my own weirdo!

How long have you got left of your train ride dulcet? That sounds grim!

Right - just read through. What's with you guys and your clean knob men? Mine would never be courteous enough to wash his first before expecting a shag/blowie!

tee your mil sounds a but overbearing! Mines a bit of a typical Scotswoman - she likes to be the one in control and it can be quite frustrating when we differ on opinion, but she's very kind and loves me really. Last time told her I was of she said 'I'll get excited when the baby's here' which deflated me - but turns out she was right! :(

Haven't told her about this one yet.

I just refused fajitas because I wasn't hungry then are a bowl of crisps dipped in a combination of salsa and sour cream. Yum! Dh hid my ginger biscuits and I just screamed at him until he told me where they were. I'm a joy!

dulcet sicky is good! When is your scan?

La! That's the kind of thing my DP would find hilarious!

la those be you baby feeding boulders! love them, they're hanging round till the birth if not longer :D and blimey, DH would fear for his manhood's safety!!

DP gives himself a blow dry after a towelling. He is quite furry though....

Baby was giving it some welly earlier but every time DS tried to feel my tummy she stopped. Siblings winding each other up already

Had takeaway pizza tonight, ordered online and somehow ordered a Margherita instead of a veggie hot one. Most boring pizza ever......

pis our little one stops kicking every single time DH puts his hand on my stomach, she'll then sometimes do little ones, but he hasn't felt any of the big huge ones she does!

I'm off train now and in my travelodge. Forced a tuna baguette down. Started to feel better but then are more and regretted it. Having a weird irrational fear of MC away from home. I'm only away for one night!

No scans booked la. Just waiting on MW to ring for booking in appointment. Will discuss it then. Not sure I want one now though.

17 kids and counting anyone?

Will ask DH about his knob cleaning habits tomorrow.

Both my bumps have done that Zyla. They're clearly not destined to be performers.

Lauren, we have such similar career paths.

Have had another quiet bump day so just downed a really hot cup of tea which has thankfully had the desired effect. My bump has gone all firm though. What's that about?

Great news on scan La and congratulations Fatty. Good luck to all those with imminent scans.

Are you ok Dulcet? Maybe chase up that midwife appointment so you have someone to phone if concerned about stuff. Hope you managed not to vom on the train.

Sorry x-posted with you.

And yes, what's with all the weird drying habits?! Why in god's name would you use a hairdryer?! I also agree that knob in sink washing isn't too disimilar to penis beaker.

I don't make him wash his knob in the sink, just to clarify!! I'm not that precious And he doesn't do it everytime...

Glad you're off the train of vomminess Dulce. MS is such a mindfuck isn't it. You hate it and love it all at the same time... Will you go for an early scan or no?

DH has been known to slap me in the face with his cock, though he doesn't make a habit of it... haha

Mmmm nacho and dip...

Fucking hell, it takes me long enough to dry my hair with a hairdryer, never mind the rest of me!!

Am chortling on the train at all this nob-washing, dick-face-slap talk. I'm joining the imminent 20 week scan posse - mines on tues & we're finding out the flavour. I think it might be a girl as I've felt so much sicker this time round but who knows. Be nice for my mum if we have a girl as she already has 4 grandsons.

Just asked mine and yes he washes it before bed!

dulcet 17 kids and counting was awful, it must be so horrible for them having a loss like that whilst they still have all of the kids to stay strong for :(

Morning viroids. Where is everyone? Are you all having lie ins

Oh I didn't watch it, what happened?

No lie ins here pis!