Hop aboard the good ship JS Grads for it's sweet 16th pregnancy party. Don your party hats, grab a bouncy ball and quaff copious amounts of raspberry leaf to celebrate our coming of age!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 16th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 33rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Haha Wil! Mr P is still snoring so no chance of an in bed cuppa either way!!

Yup totally normal La overdoing it/ dehydrated = pain! Hope you can chill out a bit today.

Good news on the sleep Lauren!

My "period pain" is gone today. Guessing it's just some kind of engaging/ getting ready pain... Just weird cos I've not had it for so long!

Haha, 11 is a bit of a random number Lauren - where's he got that from!?

Good grief, J didn't sleep til 6am
I was starting to hallucinate.
Supposed to be visiting PILs in Manchester today. Soooo can't be arsed.

If the price of a cup of tea was a blow job I'd definitely get off my arse and make it myself DH has man flu, so I'm doomed to him moping about all day!

I got up and made the tea this morning but DP did it yesterday after DTD

I think my fanjo has a cold. Had a trauma inducing wipe after my morning wee

Haha no blackmail. I did it this morning to shut him up out of the goodness of my heart but he told me I was lucky I'd done it or there'd be no tea . Romance is officially dead.

He wants a kick boxing squad apparently

Ill settle with DD and this baby and they can follow in DDs footsteps and be unicorns when they grow up

ness :( sorry for lack of sleep. Can you cry off?

I seem to be losing weight. Think because I'm not drinking alcohol, I'm normally a heavy drinker. Presumably though I shouldn't get used to it! I have a small bump which is going to get a lot bigger!

Result La! My bump feels ginormous.

I'm jealous la! I'm avoiding the scales through fear. And did weigh myself every day! I noticed a change in size this morning and was disgusted in myself - too early for a bump. Just fat. unfair really because I am having some pretty bad aversions to everything and not even sniffed a custard cream for weeks!

I have the aches viroids. Haven't really done much to cause it other than walk. Trying not to read too much into it! It's kind of ovary based more than womb...

What a negative nelly post. Sorry!

Positivity moment - tree goes up tomorrow!

It might be too early for a bump Dulcet but it's not too early for fun preggo bloating, so don't give yourself a hard time!
I only allowed myself to step on the scales on my due date, not before! I thought I might get a bit upset! It turned out I put on 18lb from booking appt to due date, which isn't too bad

Dulcet don't be worried your pains sound same as mine! Mine feel like stabby ovulation a lot if the time. And I'm fully expecting to put weight on quickly! I think my poo lost me a few pounds....

I weigh myself probably weekly, but only because I put on so much weight with DD by just eating rubbish that I want to be careful this time and I'm trying to just eat normally. 3 pounds so far at 19 weeks, I know it'll start going on quickly though soon so I'm prepared for it! I put the first 2 pounds on at some point before my 12 week scan though!

I think you're meant to put on 3lb in first trimester, is that right?

I thankfully don't own scales. I dread to think.

We bought a sofa bed today! We need to get rid of spare bed to make room into baby's and our sofa is awful. So we decided to buy sofa bed so people can stay over still.

The guy thought we were nuts in the shop. I felt sick unless I was eating so sat through whole thing eating a packet of minions. Had to ask to use staff toilet for a wee midway through purchase

Yes probably la! I know the midwife started me on aspirin a bit earlier than planned because my weight gain was slower than expected. I was slightly over weight before I started though so was told to try put a bit less on too!

At eating your way through a sofa bed purchase

They won't mind as long as they have your money La. What's it like?

I can't even remember if the midwife weighed me this time. I know last time they did it at booking and never again. Wondered what the point was really.

I get weighed all the time but she never tells me the number. I have to look when I get home at what she's written she's very thorough though!

I get weighed at every appointment, but they've never commented on it!

Feeling organised, got dh to decide upon and order presents for all his family (with suggestions of things I've seen and thought were good ideas!) so he's all organised for Christmas now too(I've already sorted out for my family). He's also booked us tickets for derren brown in June next year as part of my pressie :). We bought some fizz which was half price in tesco and Christmas and chocolate puddings for desert too!

So now I'm smug and waiting on lots of deliveries :)

I saw him zyla, it was really good.

Sounds like a successful shopping day there zyla! Is that you done for Christmas now? Need to get my stuff out from under the bed to remember what I've got and haven't got!

Will you got the sofa bed in time for Christmas la? That's the big question!

I'm feeling pretty smug about my lovely DH today. He's been so great, I'm a lucky lady. he's cleaned and been patient about my weird food stuff and let me nap. Won't let me put decs up until tomorrow though - mean!

That sounds like a lovely day zyla!

And your dh sounds lovely dulcet

Mine made dinner and is now making me a cup of tea. I'm really sore tonight, like something is stabbing me in the ovary :(. My app says uterus is twice the size of normal now so this stretching is why you get cramps and also practice labour pains.

Sofa is lovely - soft squishy elephant cord, mink coloured

la sofa sounds great :)

dulcet and la your DHs did good! We had slow cooked beef cheeks for tea tonight, they were really yum and I've got leftovers I can microwave for easy meals.

wil we went to the Infamous show last year, his new 2015 tour is called Miracle and I'm sure it'll be great too :)

Yes, all presents are sorted now, except for a couple of cheap bits for DH's stocking, I've got a Lindt chocolate bunny, a pair of pyjamas for it, but need another one or two very little things, any ideas? :). (Last year I got him a copy of 'go the fuck to sleep' cos we were ttc lol)

Yay to nice husbands

I've never been weighed by the midwife! Apart from when I had my Downs screen done.

You're prob not as big as you think Dulce ... I thought I was enormous from about 8 weeks onwards... but people were telling me til about 25 weeks that I wasn't really showing yet!! Probably just a bit of bloat