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Hop aboard the good ship JS Grads for it's sweet 16th pregnancy party. Don your party hats, grab a bouncy ball and quaff copious amounts of raspberry leaf to celebrate our coming of age!

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Minion · 24/11/2014 05:09

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 16th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 33rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

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Leela5 · 30/11/2014 20:44

Sorry to bring this up again but I've got cramps all the time. Achy stabby shoot cramps which make me feel sick. I'm wondering if I should be worried? Should I phone mw tomorrow?

It feels like af. Last time this happened I started bleeding in the morning :(

Cymraes17 · 30/11/2014 20:44

Zyla how about something like this
www.amazon.co.uk/Be-Prepared-Practical-Handbook-Dads/dp/0743251547
I'm sure there are many other options for humorous handbooks.
Or some kind of cheque book with vouchers for going out once little one is here?

ZylaB · 30/11/2014 20:49

I should probably give him some sex or blow job vouchers, we've still only managed to DTD 4 times since my bfp and I'm 26 weeks now lol

ZylaB · 30/11/2014 20:52

I just bought that book cymrae - excellent suggestion, thanks!! (I might put him a BJ voucher in his stocking too lol Grin

Leela5 · 30/11/2014 20:52

Or a vibrating cock ring Grin

ZylaB · 30/11/2014 20:53

la if you're worried then ring them! Try and warm bath and have hugs xxx

RPopz · 30/11/2014 21:02

It's your scan next week isn't it La? Not long to wait now xxx
I'm not sure the mw would do much unless there was bleeding tbh. Crampy is normal but I can only say this as a lady who didn't mc so I know its not that reassuring to you Sad I just used to put myself to bed when I got myself worked up like this! Sleep it off xx Hugs Brew Thanks

wilmabedrock · 30/11/2014 21:12

I agree, go to bed. Our mantra is cramps are normal and bleeding is normal but we don't like the two together. I found mc cramps more painful than AF cramps if that's any use at all.

I have a headache again. Seems to be a night time thing.

Zyla

wilmabedrock · 30/11/2014 21:15

Don't remember why I wrote "zyla", it was something about blowjobs but have forgotten.

ZylaB · 30/11/2014 21:26

Hehe wil :)

Leela5 · 30/11/2014 21:32

Blush just did the most humongous pump and pain is gone.

Mr La says I'm a fanny and should go to bed

wilmabedrock · 30/11/2014 21:42

Good scottish insult there from Mr La. How does Gaggia know Mr La is fit?

wilmabedrock · 30/11/2014 21:42

Oh, wrong thread for the second sentence!

Leela5 · 30/11/2014 21:49

Oh I said he looks like Jamie Bell. Incidentally I don think JB is fit but I think my dh is Smile

And I don't look like Sarah Chalke. Those people on the Facebook group can verify this!

wilmabedrock · 30/11/2014 22:03

I forget you're all on fb. Is it weird when you see what people look like? I have pictures in my head of everyone!

Leela5 · 30/11/2014 22:06

Very odd! People look completely different to what I expect! It's fascinating :)

splodge77 · 30/11/2014 22:09

Eek gosh you ladies are organised. I haven't even started Xmas shopping. Got three nephews, DP & DS to buy for. Boy toys all round.

wilmabedrock · 30/11/2014 22:31

Me neither Splodge, don't worry. Mostly as I have no money!

RPopz · 30/11/2014 22:44

Oooh what did you expect us to look like La?? I know what you mean though, lol. Glad the cramps have gone, you farty fanny.

Come join us on the dark fb side Wil Grin.

MrPopz just shaved my legs and fanjo for me Hmm ... What a love.

RPopz · 30/11/2014 22:44

No Christmas shopping here either. I think online on mat leave might be the way forward!

wilmabedrock · 30/11/2014 23:05

That's hilarious Popz, how romantic. For some reason, in my head, you're very similar to Dulcet. No idea why.

Fecking heartburn Angry.

Pisghetti · 30/11/2014 23:06

I only have my stepdad's present and that's only because my mum bought it. Definitely need to get cracking!

That's sweet Popz Grin

Haha La! Afterpains from your poo baby.

Hurty pelvis is back. Went for a long walk earlier and I'm paying for it now. Might as well accept the sofa is my friend from now on Wink DP fitted a remote control light in the bedroom so I don't have to shift my arse out of bed now I'm settled. I love him Smile

Nessalina · 30/11/2014 23:45

Pis, that's genius! You'll love that for feeding at night! If there's one thing I hate about BFing it's realising that you're glued to the bed/chair and something you need is juuuust out of reach! Grin

Wil - come and join us on FB! There's not much chat that goes on, so you're not missing much, but there's the occasional photo of sprogs/scans and it's nice to see what other folks look like! Smile

Minion · 01/12/2014 06:45

Morning Ladies.
I'm sorry to bring a downer especially after las epic pump. (remember those well!)
My dad passed away early this morning. He was peaceful so that was the best.
He recognised us kids, gave us all a hug and kiss when he was lucid.
I have to cling to that.
I'll lurk for a while now

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Pisghetti · 01/12/2014 07:06

Oh Min there are no words. I'm so sorry. I'm glad he had a peaceful end and that you had the chance to say goodbye. Look after yourself x x

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