Hop aboard the good ship JS Grads for it's sweet 16th pregnancy party. Don your party hats, grab a bouncy ball and quaff copious amounts of raspberry leaf to celebrate our coming of age!

[Minion]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 16th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 33rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Welcome Spread! Congrats!

That's lovely La! Aww, you do deserve it

Glad Eli's feeling better!

Hi Spread, join in with the poo-related madness and congratulations!

I've got period pain!

spread hi :)

rpopz are you sure it's not wind or full bowels or something? Sometimes feel stomach aches and then it's mysteriously gone when I've been to the loo! :)

Hi all, just checking in as I've been AWOL for a bit. Have just started to feel teenysplodge kicking in there. Exciting! Scan in 2 weeks so we will hopefully find out the flavour. Still in the land of snot here but overjoyed to finally not feel sick any more, yeeha! Happy weekends all x

Min I'm so sorry about your dad, I hope you have someone to look after you as well.

Welcome Spread! Congratulations

I can't eat in the evenings any more, just makes me sick. I can poo though, so all is not 'woe is me'

Wind popz?

I know I said I was worried about lack of symptoms and I'm not moaning. But this is like being completely horribly hungover, having drunk no alcohol and gone to bed at 9pm!

Stabby womble and achy back tonight too. How do people work with ms? I felt terrible yesterday and today, I've got meetings all day mon tues.

I am glad though, as my scan is wed and I'm hoping this is a good sign. Didn't have any of this last time.

Ooh, when are you due Popz??

I'm so pissed off right now. DH left his shoes by the back door in the middle of the mat so I tripped over them on the way to the fridge, and he did it yesterday too! So I just mentioned it to say could he not leave them there, and he got a face on. Now he's just gone upstairs and not come back down, leaving me stranded on the sofa BFing J It pisses me off that he can just fuck off without any explanation - I can't bloody do that!!

Not for another 5 weeks Ness That is a bit pants of him.... Silly menfolk

You have my sympathies La -it's a crappy time! Just sleep and snack as much as you can. I sometimes found the routine of work distracted me a little from the nausea. x

Pain's eased off a bit. Feeling a bit sick and grouchy though. Hoping it's not a uti on the horizon or anything...

Ooh sorry! Just realised my glee at morning sickness going was woefully insensitive to those of you still suffering. Sorry and Muchos sympathies, it is so tough, hang in there! X

La I felt horribly hungover for about four months. No MS - just the hangover. Bleurgh. Hope you feel better soon. Not long to go to scan!

Hiya Slodge

Hope you feel better soon too Popz

Hi Spread

Nursery is almost completely stripped! Well up to about my height. DP can do the laddery bits. The walls (as suspected) are shite. I could really do without replastering. Maybe lining paper...?

Not sure if that would be just as much trouble Pis?

How are you feeling now popz?

I have sorted baby's room too. Hurrah!

I have just been reading about finishing plaster - I think that might be the answer

Don't bother with lining paper - shitty walls just show through and you'll waste a fortune. Plaster if you can

Morning viroids! I slept ALL NIGHT last night, no DD wake ups, no toilet trips and no coughing I fell asleep at 9 too! Feel like a new human!

Congratulations spread

It's a good sign with the morning sickness la but its obviously not pleasant for you! Try having a stash of ginger biscuits/ whatever doesn't make you sick down the side of the bed and eat a bit before you get up. It never worked for me but apparently does for lots of people!

That sounds amazing Lauren, especially that your wee one left you alone. I had a crap night and am knackered. What do you think my chances of a cup of tea in bed are?

If its anything like this house unless you get up and make it yourself then get back in bed I would say 0

DP casually mentioned he wanted lots of children yesterday, I was thinking of stopping at 2...he wants 11 I've told him to wait and see how nackered he is when this one comes and re evaluate. I did point out that for me to have 11 children I would have to be continuously pregnant until I was 37. And think of my vagina ...I think that put him off a bit

11??? That's ambitious. I am sure having 2 around will put him off a bit! Mr Wil was giving me a stern talk about how this will be the last. I looked at him like he was mental. I have done nothing but moan for the last 7 months, no clue why he'd think I'd want to do it again. I would have liked 3 really but would have started younger.

I got my tea it came at a price

Dare I ask the price?

Yes what was the price? blow job?

Lauren that sounds wonderful!

I've had a bit of a crap night too. I had to lug my suitcase through trains/underground yesterday and since then my womb cramps were worse so I spent a lot of last night not able to get comfy. I'm trying not to worry, they don't feel like af so I don't think it's mc. But it's unnerving. Did you guys experience stabbier womble if you do too much? It feels sharp and sore. I got woken up by someone setting off fireworks at 10.30pm (went to bed at 10) then woke for wee at 1 and mr La came home at 4. Was awake 4-6, cats clamoured to be out at 6 at which point ms kicked in. So I went and let them out and ate a yoghurt, much better!

Just woken up so had another 3 hours. One cat by my side and one on my head. Womb still stretchy

La yes I wondered about having random pains when I've done too much too! I had random pains and tight feelings yesterday after doing the horses then putting up the tree and thought I had maybe done too much...waiting to hear its normal too I've felt movements since so not concerned too much, probably need to start taking it a bit easier though unless its fine?

I'd love to have 3 children but as this ones taking so long I reckon we will stop at 2. Also we can't afford 3.

My mate just accidentally got pg again 4 months after her twins were born. She already has a 2 year old too. So she'll have 4 kids under 3. Eek! She's such a good mum though and they are happy about it once they got over the shock

La I would crack up if I was your friend . That would be crazy hard work.

Totally normal to feel sore after overdoing it. I struggle to walk after a proper supermarket shop .

It was less ambitious than a blow job hand job. I think a blowie would have got me toast as well. I'd like to point out it was already done though, it wasn't demanded when I asked for tea .

So it was a blackmail situation wil? Haha!

Sounds normal to me la. The more I do the more I feel in the evening. Were you sad to leave your mums?

11 kids lauren, jeez! You could get yourself a channel 4 doco though - if watch it! 16 kids and counting is on Tuesday and they are pregnant with number 17!

I don't know if I have mentioned this on here but I am soooo burpy! Often they are pre-vom burps - like a warning sign - but they are impressive and constant. Have googled and read the description to DH so he knows it's a thing and not me being gross.