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Hop aboard the good ship JS Grads for it's sweet 16th pregnancy party. Don your party hats, grab a bouncy ball and quaff copious amounts of raspberry leaf to celebrate our coming of age!

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Minion · 24/11/2014 05:09

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 16th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 33rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

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RPopz · 29/11/2014 10:23

Poor J Sad xx

Leela5 · 29/11/2014 10:33

Ahhhhh this child quite obviously needs nappy changed!

Leela5 · 29/11/2014 10:55

I felt really sorry for the woman. She had 2 young kids and had been booked into quiet coach, which was obviously a mistake. Little boy was tired, needed nappy change (whole carriage reeked) and he was restless running up and down. I think she could feel the irritation from all the people who had booked quiet coach hoping for a peaceful journey. I told him gently to stop it at one point because he was banging the back of my chair. Trains can't be the easiest places to change a nappy! Presumably she thought it would last, but it's been 2 hours since the stink started!

She's got off now.

He was after my anti-nausea salt n vinegar crisps. Not on your nelly!

Nessalina · 29/11/2014 12:56

God how awful Confused I went to my friends the other day and her LO had obviously pooed and was stinky (he's 2.5) but when I mentioned it she was like 'oh he's due his bath in 20mins so it's a waste of a nappy' Shock
He wasn't bothered (running about and trying to climb on my lap) but I certainly was! I don't think you realise how eyewatering your own child's poo is to other people! Made me vow never to do the same.
J is ok, we've got some drops for his blocked nose, and more drops for gummy eye. Poor little thing!

RPopz · 29/11/2014 13:15

Poor kid running round for two hours in a shitty nappy! No wonder he was playing up.

I don't know how best to deal with those situations though tbh.... a friend once came round here and changed her baby on our kitchen work top!! Angry

Leela5 · 29/11/2014 13:18

I would get the rage at that popz! How rude!!!

Minion · 29/11/2014 13:26

Hi.
I'm.still reading, please more funny stories about poogate. They are keeping me sane.
Dad has deteriorated overnight, they don't think he has long left.
Heartbroken.
Absolutely heartbroken

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RPopz · 29/11/2014 14:11

Oh Min Sad I'm so sorry xx

Leela5 · 29/11/2014 14:55

Min I'm so sorry, what an awful time for you and your family. Sending you big hugs and positivity.

Are you looking after yourself and miniminion? I hope you are getting some rest. Your poor dad.

xxx

PS
Will try to get constipated again in order to make you laugh - that's how much we love you here

Leela5 · 29/11/2014 14:59

I just received my secret Santa gift from MN and it made me cry. I don't know who sent it but if it's any of you please know how touched I am
xxx

couldbeanyone · 29/11/2014 14:59

My DD once did the Stinkiest nappy ever just as we sat in the station on the train ready for a 1.5hr journey. We had of course changed nappy before we got on - Sod's law! I can confirm that changing a disgusting nappy on first great western is not the best experience ever and very embarrassing!

wilmabedrock · 29/11/2014 15:12

So sorry Min, thinking of you and your family Thanks .

I would happily change a nappy anywhere if there weren't people to give me Hmm faces. I think I'm quite immune to nappy smells after being around kids for so long. If train lady had booked her seats though she could have just asked you to watch her stuff and taken kids to toilet to change. Trains aren't easy with little kids though.

wilmabedrock · 29/11/2014 15:14

That's lovely La! what is it?

Leela5 · 29/11/2014 15:21

I felt for her. It was full of quiet people and there was her smelly bum-ed child running up and down and yelling. Not easy. I didn't want to offer to look after child whilst she changed nappy in case it embarrassed her that we had noticed and I was drawing attention to it.

I'm having first proper nauseous day. Feel horrible

Leela5 · 29/11/2014 15:22

wil I'm not meant to say on the main secret Santa page but can say here - it's a voucher for John Lewis. Lovely!

wilmabedrock · 29/11/2014 15:50

Class. You deserve it La for being so nice.

RPopz · 29/11/2014 16:06

Aw that's great La Smile Buy something pretty!

cookielove · 29/11/2014 16:20

min I am so sorry to your news! Thinking of you during this difficult time!

ness lovely birth story!

Eli is much better, antibiotics are almost finished and he slept 11.30 - 6 last night which is the longest ever!

ZylaB · 29/11/2014 16:36

min so sorry to hear that, love and hugs for you xxx

la voucher sounds lovely, it's a reward for stinky train!

I had my birthday spa day today couple of weeks after my birthday, was lovely, just got in and could fall asleep!

wilmabedrock · 29/11/2014 16:43

So jealous zyla.

Glad he's on the mend cookie.

Shops were ok actually. Think everyone must be exhausted after fighting over stuff yesterday.

Pisghetti · 29/11/2014 16:52

So sorry to hear that Min and sorry it's happening so close to your due date (not that there's ever a good time) x x

That's lovely La and you do deserve it Smile (the voucher not the smelly train experience)

Glad Eli is doing better and get well soon baby J! Epic birth story Ness!

My cousin changed her DS's nappy on her sister's bad and forgot to remove said stinky nappy... Hmm I would not have been happy.

Leela5 · 29/11/2014 17:00

That sounds lovely zyla :)

cookie I'm so glad Eli is feeling better, that can't be easy when they are so little and poorly

SpreadOnToast · 29/11/2014 17:13

Hello

I'm a long time lurker but non-poster so not sure how this all works but got sent over here from JS in conception as got BFP for DC #2 today. gx it sticks!

When I say "sent" from JS fred I don't mean forcefully, I might add!

Nessalina · 29/11/2014 17:14

Min, I'm so sorry to hear that Sad Im glad you're off work already and you've been able to be close to your Dad - just make sure you keep looking after yourself and miniMin.
Love & hugs to you and your family xxx

Leela5 · 29/11/2014 17:16

Hi spread welcome to the gang and congratulation. We're all grad JSers and still pop over there to say hi.

Pull up a chair and get comfy Smile