Fuck me! Those 1950s broads knew the score..Fox, I squealed at your 'don't rape your wife' tip
You will all be shocked to know that I espouse the very old-fashioned notion of servicing your other half even when you don't want to It doesn't take much to satisfy this strange species called Man.
Speaking of satisfying men I have that cranberry, marshmallow, hazelnut and fudge chocolate fridge cake in the ..er..fridge as we speak
An elderly customer of th'usband has been sending him home with her version of it and I'm damned if some stinky old piss-flaps is gonna satisfy my man above me
Gawj, has your jailer boyfriend kicked you off facebook? Not seen you there for a while and I would love to see what a twenty year-old's 'flabby' belly looks like 
Baking, whilst driving to the shops earlier some utter twat pulled out right in front of me in her monstrous, gas-guzzling cunt-carrier. She braked and I braked and I screeched like a fucking banshee until she reversed looking like she had met her Maker (which, if you think about it..she had) 