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[PramQueen1971]

Thread 6

Sounds like you need a few hours away from it all hun. Why don't you get someone to mind the kids and go buy yourself something nice?

Didn't mean that to sound patronising! It's a genuine suggestion.

mummy, is this out of character for him? Could he be stressed about something and just snapped? Not that that makes it OK, by any means, but I have occasionally shouted 'oh for fucks sake' when dh has broken something, simply because I was annoyed at something else and being irrational. Although there is a big difference in my mind between 'for fucks sake' and 'fuck off'; one is far more personal and hurtful than the other.

I really hope he comes to his senses and realises just how damaging his outburst was, not only to you, but to your children.

Give yourself time away from him to calm down, then talk later. Meanwhile, ((hugs))

I'd warn against using "rimming" in a new thread title. Many people access MN from work where filters are set high. Several people had probelems getting on to the last thread because it had "pornographer" in the title.

Yes, that was me Frank! I was just cracking up at the thought of an ante-natal club with rimming in the title. Childish!

Whoa, I wonder where that came from Mummy. If it is completely out of character there must be something bothering him, surely? I don't blame you for feeling angry and upset, especially as he did it in front of the children.

Rosy, usually he gets me to shave it. Which then leads to other things...;)

Mummy, sorry your dh is being an arse. Leave him with the children and go and have some "me" time.

Ugh. Shaved arses. I've never understood a man shaving his balls, arse or the root of his dick (except when they want to make it look bigger). I feel it emasculates them.

Mummy, what do you mean when you say your husband treats you 'like a slave'?

Comms, I'm sorry to hear about your puppy's health problems

Gawj, how're things with your fella?

Jolls, please be careful with your house move. How do you feel today, love?

I have put on 12lbs since my BFP. I am really upset about this. But very happy to be pregnant

MaybeIt'sBecauseI'mAnEssexSlag, can we have fb piccies of your cakes, you clever girl?

Pram, he doesn't shave it all off, just between the butt cheeks. He sys it feels cleaner. He's a very hairy man in general so no chance of emasculation.

It's very quiet in here today.

I'm off out for lunch with the DC, my mum and sister in a bit. Tony Roma's for a full rack of ribs with a sticky sauce . Kids eat free on Sundays.

Now you all know far more about my DP than you ever wanted to know

Shattered Pram but all the big stuff has now been moved and I'm spending the day getting the new kitchen in order.

I'm also on 'stop the dog eating anyone's cat' duty. There appear to be quite a few cats who are used to using our new garden as a pass-through or a sun bathing area. They're getting some very rude awakenings.

Lyra, I am well-jel of your sticky ribs. Salivating, in fact. Is it eight days now until your hirsute lover returns? How exciting!

Jolls, those cats are in for a shock, aren't they? What's your new street/area like? Are you still in the same town? When are we having that Manchester meet-up? There are Bolton, Warrington, Yorkshire and East Lancs lasses on here. I promise I am not as evil as I appear on screen

I am waiting for my dad to pick me up from mum's to take me home. I stayed here last night and am missing th'usband dreadfully after such a breakthrough at counselling yesterday. Last night I sent him this text:

I'm glad we went to Relate
'Cos we had a lot on our plate
You're still my best friend
With a juicy bellend
And I still think you're sexy and great.

I mean that I feel like I do everything. I had emptied the upstairs bins and put the bag on the landing to take down when I went. He went down way before me and just walked past it. He is helpful but I always have to ask and then I feel like I'm nagging. Why can't he just think of it?!

He is a bit stressed. Money is tight and it worries both of us. He's not having a great time at work. He hit his foot when he dropped the bowls so it was also a reaction to the pain.

We talked about it and I made it clear that speaking to me like that will not be tolerated. I know he feels really guilty about it, it's totally not normal for him. And usually if someone said that to me I would tell them to fuck off back! But I'm emotional at the moment and feeling fragile!

I'm flipping starving, cannot wait for my roast dinner. I take care of the veg, dh does the meat!

Yep, a week tomorrow till he's back in all his hairy gorgeousness

I fear I may have spoiled my lunch by being greedy with the cereal, which I don't usually eat. A bowl of Rice Krispies and a bowl of Crunchy Nut Cornflakes. Greedy pig that I am!

Nice poetry, Pram

Mummy, some men just don't see what needs doing. XP never did anything without being asked. DP would if he was here more often but he's always at bloody work. Glad he's acknowledged that what he said wasn't acceptable.

Loads nicer Pram. There are real trees here! And (at the risk of sounding like a complete twat) neighbours who speak English (and not just chav English! ). Met our lovely old lady neighbour yesterday and she's really sweet. Certainly won't be woken up by drunken neanderthals at 3am every smegging morning any more. Had a great night's sleep last night. Getting the house sorted is a big job but it's worth it.

Cooking a home made lasagne tonight. Has been far too long since I've had my kitchen luxuries to hand

I'm a hungry pregnant woman. I'm about to turn feral. I have only had an apple to eat! I didn't fancy anything this morning and now I'm holding out for lunch.

Jolleigh do you make your own sauces too?

Lyra If you consider all the stuff we potentially put in our mouths, touching strange and dirty things like public transport yuk then putting fingers in. Our body can handle most common types of bacteria.

I was at a friends bbq last night all of them pissed and cooking meat. If I can risk a dirty sausage then I'm sure you can manage a clean rimming!

p.s love the Phillip Pullman books

pram you do make me giggle, glad counseling went well. but I agree getting rid of hair down there keeps things clean and clear. My brazilian goes aall the way if i ever get the courage to get it done again

That's true, Lib. I only ever get ill after travelling on public transport.

Mummy, surely not long to go now?

Joll, enjoy the lasagne. It's one of my favourite dishes homemade. tastes so much bewtter than shop-bought. Mummy, I make my own sauces. It's just not the same with Dolmio or whatever.

Glad the new house is better, Joll. No-one speaks chav where we live and I like it that way. I don't care if that makes me sound snobby.

Right, I'm off out for my rib feast. Laters.xx

Dh reports that it will be 10 minutes. About to eat one of the children.

Mummy, yep, he sounds like your average bloke to me and even though telling you to 'fuck off' is not on it sounds like he regrets it and is remorseful. I also wish men could recognise the stuff that needs doing without having to be asked. When toilet roll runs out in this house, and DH is the last to use it, I walk in later to find a brand new roll sat atop the toilet roll holder. He doesn't wrap a loaf of bread up properly either.

Jolls, yes! The trees! I forgot about them. Lovely. And non-chav neighbours who speak properly are also a treat. Life is so much more bearable when our environment is peaceful.

I have yet to make a home made sauce as tasty as Dolmio.

Where is Saggy?

I asked about Saggy t'other day. Hope she's okay.