MARTIANS 2014 - Thread 7: Are you due next March? Do you have wrecking balls for breasts? Getting moist over iCandys? Then come and talk shyte with us..

[PramQueen1971]

Thread 6

Fat fingers - a pack of 5 vests in Morrisons for £3 (half price, full price £6 obv) last month. Vests and sleep suits are so cheap in supermarkets, especially when they have 'baby weeks'. And you can return them if baby if too big.

Folks per-buying ready mixed formula- watch out for the best before date as it can sometes be only a few months. If you're sure you want to have some in, get it next Feb.

slippers thanks so much I'll look in to local dealers, sounds like exactly what we need! Im kinda worried about parallel parking in really long cars, but I guess u just get used to it!!

Lyra antibacterial spray? A good squirt of Cillit Bang??? In all seriousness though I'm sure if he's well cleaned it'll be ok, if not would a well-lubed finger work instead?

Bang and the dirt is gone! (in best shouty Barry Scott voice)
I've tried the finger thing but he's not keen. He prefers my tongue

Hence the name, Lyra ?!

Haha, no. My name comes from a book character.

Ah, is that where the Silvertongue comes from in your name

Lol, x-posts!

I would think silver is categorically not the colour of Lyra's tongue after a good rimming

Ahh, been out for dinner and so much to catch up on!

JK and anyone else I've missed who asked (sorry!). The puppy is blissfully unaware that there's anything wrong with him thankfully. We have to take him to see a specialist and get an MRI on Tuesday so we should have a better idea of the way forward after that.

I die of pain for one evening and come back to you all talking about rimming! I reckon rimming is alright Lyra. Maybe chuck it under the same risk level as a glass of wine?

There's obviously some bacteria but if it's cleaned and you go brush and gargle after rather than sitting there with arse mouth I reckon it's clean enough to really minimise any risk.

If you're really nervous about it, you could ask the midwife and then come back here to tell us of your embarrassment.

Well I missed all sorts last night!

Lyra I don't see why you can't indulge in a bit of rimming, as long as things are kept clean!

I felt Nando kick twice last night, like proper movements. I've only felt flutters before. I can't wait till I'm feeling him move and kick all the time.

Oh, how did I miss this last night?!

Lyra I'm sure it's fine. After all, it doesn't orally make you ill, so I doubt it woud now

I will NOT be asking the midwife about this Lol at arse-mouth!

Thanks for your thoughts, ladies. I reckon it's probably safe enough to do every now and then. He really is as clean as it's possible to be without the aid of bleach or boiling water.

I just know that judging by what comes out of dhs arse, means I won't be going anywhere near it. Ever!

Arf at 'arse mouth'

But Mummy - if you can't lick your other half's arse hole, whose can you lick??

Oh please, please ask the midwife

I am boggling at your description of him as shaved and clean. I am trying to imagine the look on my DH's face if I suggested he shave his ringpiece.

Can we get rimming in to the new thread title? Pleeeeeeease?

come to think of it actually, I wouldn't say no to Vinny Jones's

Well if dh carries on the way he is I won't be anywhere near him again. I was washing up and he dropped some bowls and I said "oh no there's milk everywhere, we need the mop." He started shouting at me, telling me to fuck off. I started crying and then he said "what are you crying for?" I can't believe he spoke to me like that. He is never normally like that.

I just can't stop crying, especially as the children saw it and ds is very protective of me so he's going to be cross with dh now. What a shit day.

I wouldn't rim him either Mummy after that behaviour! Give yourselves an hour or so to calm down...chances are he'll realise he's been an arse and make amends.

He keeps trying to say sorry but I just can't stop crying and I'm not ready to hear it.

I just said that it shows how little he respects me, speaking to me like that. I'm treated like a slave and come last all the time and I'm fed up with it and him shouting at me was the last straw. I feel even more sick now.

Sounds like a huge over-reaction on his part Mummy. Think when things have calmed a little I'd want to know where that came from. Is he really stressed at the mo? Still I would be making it clear I didn't want to be talked to like that, especially not in front of the children. Don't think I'd open with that though as he'll just go on the defensive and you'll find yourself in another screaming match!