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Graduated Elderberries (thread 2)

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Cavort · 02/03/2013 10:10

Oops, seems we ran out of room without noticing!

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Purplemonster · 05/04/2013 18:01

We had three dogs when I was born, albeit not huge slavering vicious child eaters like I've got now, first thing my parents did when they got me home from the hospital was put me down on the floor so the dogs could sniff me. Should have seen my MILs eyes bug out of her head when I told that story, her first comment when we told her I was pregnant was 'are you getting rid of the dogs?' Silly cow. She's got two dogs herself but clearly isn't what I consider a proper 'dog' person. I love my dog more than I love OH, he knows this, she's been my baby for 9 years, he's a relative newbie in my life compared to her!

ZombiesAreClammyDodgers · 05/04/2013 18:02

I'm rather looking forward to seeing my dog interact with the baby! He's an absolute doll and I'm completely confident he will be fine as long as he gets to Hoover up scraps from under her table

ZombiesAreClammyDodgers · 05/04/2013 18:02

purple that's exactly what I am hoping to do!!

MotherOfCleo · 05/04/2013 18:15

haha, our cat sits and watchs disapprovingly when we dtd.....little minx! He hates everyone but me, really is punishing us for getting pooch!

The dog is clumsy but so loving, I will do exactly the same. The first thing my friend did when she brought her toddler round was to put him on the floor with the dog, best thing she could have done, and what did the sog do? She sniffed him knocked him over a couple of times then followed him everywhere and brought him all her toys....so cute. Shes just got big clumsy paws which Id need to watch.

Purplemonster · 05/04/2013 18:20

Ha ha she said to me 'oh god, you're not going to do that are you? Don't do that for gods sake' and I just smiled and thought I'll do what I bloody well like. Probably wouldn't tbh as my dogs are big and dozy and would probably trip over the poor thing but they will be meeting and sniffing her as soon as she' home, why ever not? We did talk recently about doing away with the travel system and just getting a saddle for the dogs, must remember to tell her that one

MotherOfCleo · 05/04/2013 18:22

haha, yeah I wont just put a newborn on the carpet but i'll put the carseat down and let her sniff bubs Smile

BraveLilBear · 05/04/2013 18:30

Lol at BabyPurple riding the pup in a saddle.

We're on our second set of hamsters, first two were amazing and when my fave died first at about 16 months (had been ill, poor thing, but was still merrily running round the house (under supervision) til the day before he, ahem, wasn't). Unfortunately, we discovered the situation when we had DSS over - fortunately afer he'd gone to bed.

Was ridiculoulsy upset, actual sobbed for a short while. When the other moved on 6 months later, I had a little sniffle but nowhere near the level of waterworks. Batch number two aren't as fun, we had to separate them because the scared one was abusing the friendly one. But they're still very cute.

We are contemplating a 3.01 cat upgrade in the future though... Would love a dog but we're not in enough.

Ain't animals brilliant?!

HazleNutt · 05/04/2013 18:34

brave a baby might change that not being in enough part..

Purplemonster · 05/04/2013 19:02

Definitely get a cat, cats are brilliant and unlike dogs don't eat your house. I've had six cats and only one of them has been/is evil and even then she's no trouble, she just doesn't like us, sleeps in next doors boat all day and comes in when she's hungry, the rest have all been proper little love monsters.

In news other than 'why I'm going to be a bad parent because I have pets' we have some sort of illness bingo going on on the house and I'm losing. I'm not entirely convinced this is fair. OH was saying he felt sick/cold/ill etc when he came to bed last night, didn't feel too sympathetic as I'm ill as well...only then he spent most of the night puking up exorcist style to the point where he's actually traumatised his dog with the noises he was making and she's now terrified of the bathroom. I shouldn't be laughing about this I know but I am.

So I've had my sick bed shared hogged all day by sweaty smelly moaning groaning man, fair enough. However, he hasn't moved at all, I've fed the dogs and cats twice, fetched him a drink etc and I'm ill too!

I may have a stomach of steel which means it would take something positively toxic to actually make me vomit but it doesn't mean I don't feel sick! I sort of think he should man up a bit now and get up. I'm not too good at sympathy. There's also some question as to whether this is a virus thing he's caught from me as I was ill first or some totally unrelated suspect spaghetti bolognese which we both ate but see comments re: my amazing stomach. It was bolognese he was throwing up out of his nose did I mention he's really vomit phobic? sorry I just keep giggling at his plight, it's just so funny seeing a big tough bloke who is built like a shed brought to his knees by a bit of bolognese when I'm a little slip of a girl who actually has the constitution of an ox. Must try to be sympathetic.

Purplemonster · 05/04/2013 19:48

He still hasn't moved, do you think I should go and poke him and see if he's dead?

Purplemonster · 05/04/2013 20:43

Oh god I've killed my OH AND the thread

HazleNutt · 05/04/2013 20:52

No thread is still alive, can't comment about the OH though. Was just walking my dogs and one of the cats, who thinks he's a dog and follows us.

Purplemonster · 05/04/2013 21:08

Oh well that's alright then Grin
Your cat sounds very cute!

MotherOfCleo · 05/04/2013 21:10

purple that made me really chuckle! Men are rubbish at illness arent they! Mine totally goes to peices too. Although he always appears like a bisto child if Im cooking or the kettle boils.

I second that cats are awesome, even my spawn of satan kitty is my baby. He is very loving to me but hates everyone else! Especially my OH which I find funny. He just comes in when hes hungry an screams at me for food or buggers off upstairs and sleeps.....I want to be a cat in my next life, they have it so easy!

Well told the parents! They were chuffed! My dad said 'I was born to be a grandad' so cute! My mum said she had some idea as id mentioned names to her months ago. They offered outright to buy us a pram too. So I dont have to sell a kidney just yet. Wink

MotherOfCleo · 05/04/2013 21:12

hazel glad im not the only one with a cat who comes on dog walks Grin mine gets scared when we meet new people coming the other way and goes and hides, then hes too scared to find his way back so he just sits their and I have to walk the dog and go back to locate the cat. I have special pets!

Purplemonster · 05/04/2013 21:24

Aww maybe the kitten will follow us once she's got over her fear of the big outside? Evil cat never would because she hates us and the dogs.
I'm glad it went well with your parents Mother, how did you tell them anything cute or did you fluff it up like me?

MotherOfCleo · 05/04/2013 22:15

Im not gonna lie, I kind of panicked Confused I said that they thought 2013 was a year for bad luck and bad news an that we had some good news. Then I just said you're going to be grandparents. Grin

Cavort · 05/04/2013 22:19

That's lovey of your parents Mother. Glad it all went well.

Any movement from your OH Purple or are you destined for single parenthood? Smile I have to laugh when DH is ill as well because he is just totally pathetic, even when it's just a cold.

I've just been round for yet another baby cuddling sesh. He is just soooo cute and I can't stop pinching his little cheeks but still fills me with fear that I'll be getting one soon. My BIL was out in his shed, apparently he's insulating it. When I asked why Sis didn't seem to have an explanation so I can only assume that it's his new baby-free man cave for when things get too much. Why else would you insulate a shed unless you're propagating cannabis?

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Purplemonster · 05/04/2013 22:41

It's alive! (But still moaning and very sorry for himself)
I was going for something similar Mother but when I said 'do you want the good news or the bad news?' Mum said 'bad news' and I said something like 'you're going to be a granny' or 'I'm pregnant' which wasn't quite how I'd planned it in my head...that bit was supposed to be the good news but I got flustered!
Ah the man shed, they're simple creatures aren't they Grin

Alexandra6 · 05/04/2013 22:43

Ah, like what your dad said mother!

Grin at your BIL's escape/drugs den cavort

Am off to bed now with my blueberry (that's what size it is now, obsessed with my fruit comparison chart!) DH is too, keeps whispering at my belly "hello blueberry, love you" - so cute. Night all

Alexandra6 · 05/04/2013 22:45

Oh and glad your OH is alive purple! Grin

Cavort · 05/04/2013 22:46

Aww that's cute Mother. I have a butternut squash. Somehow doesn't seem so cute Hmm

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Alexandra6 · 05/04/2013 22:49

The pumpkin at week 38 scares me a bit! Never mind week 39's watermelon.

Cavort · 05/04/2013 22:53

The watermelon doesn't particularly scare me... it's more the normally grape-sized opening it has to fit through that is my issue Shock

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MotherOfCleo · 06/04/2013 08:17

I have a white grape Smile yeah Im with you cavort, its the 'getting it out' part that is scary. Blush