Thank fuck for that Tits!!!!!!
Now, I demand you to keep this thread updated throughout said induction 
MM have you considered Clara? I really like it, but it doesn't go with DP's name, or I don't think it does. So we ruled it out. But it sounds similar to your proposal? Maybe! I like Lorna though!
Where is YW these days?! She has been quiet - is she home with Jonas yet?!
I'm cooking a mean spicy chilli. It should have been ready hours ago. All I can say is I am never ever doing DIY with DP ever again. And definitely not at 39+5 weeks!! I've been under a fecking wardrobe FFS. How hard can it be to get a wardrobe straight and put some handles on it?!?!?!?!
It is now propped up with ripped, folded pages from a book called 'This is War by George Bush'. It is a spoof thing. I hope baby never goes under his wardrobe
it is full of sweary words hehe! Oh, and Mog the Cat is under the carpet.
Fucking uneven floors. Silly old house.... 
I've set out a baby grow, vest, hat and cardi for baby to wear. Those are to be put on the radiator at the right time! Blankets are near by. I think we are ready now. Apart from soap and hand towel 
Oh, and the curtains for the nursery. But we won't go there... it may never bloody get any at this rate!!
DP asked me before, does he have to get dressed if I go in to labour in the middle of the night. I told him that the midwives have no wish to see his willy sloshing about in his pj bottoms. Categorically yes. Clothes are to be worn by him. I don't care what clothes, as long as they are clean and cover the relevant bits! Honestly... men!