Hi everyone - congrats sotired!! well spotted bells, I went AWOL yesterday. Had a lovely reflexology session, was 5 min (shock horror) late to my MW appt which seemed to piss off both my MW and DH, MW rushed through checks and then booked me in for a sweep next weds (41+4) and an induction at 42 weeks
When I said "err I thought you were giving me a sweep today, that's why DH is here" she said "oh no we do them the three days before a 42 week induction" and booted us out! 
So DH and everyone else are now annoyed because after literally days of cramps, pains and seemingly identifiable contractions - as well as sex, RLT, walking miles, up and down stairs, ball bouncing etc etc - bupkis!!
So I turned my phone off (after receiving 12 missed calls in an hour after the MW appt!) and took to my bed in a fit of pique - my parents are unfortunately reverting to type and pressuring me to have a private scan today to "see what's going on". I just want to crawl into a cave and tell them all to fuck the fuck off. And when I turned my phone back on again it was to an avalanche of texts telling me my secretary's (one month behind me) waters have broken 
I wish I could produce this baby on command for everyone's entertainment but what more can I do - the worst is the implication that I'm being lazy because a 2 mile walk is as much as I can manage.
Ok me me me pity party over - breakfast makes most things easier to bear, back later.