The rumours are true...
Second baby girl born 30th October. Decent weight. Everyone doing well, especially dd1 who is delighted by the new alien. Sadly, after a few weeks at home dd2 developed breathing difficulties and spent a week on oxygen in hospital (RSV / bronchiolitis, apparently it's all the rage over the winter months). She was only discharged yesterday. DW is on some evil pills to control blood pressure so feels unpleasantly weird, and dd1 has had a series of three chest infections in as many weeks, so my nurse's uniform is wearing thin.... but all is heading in the right direction.
When I get round to it I'll upload some pics or a slideshow.