Apparently the phrase most commonly said by parents of young children at A&E is "I didn't know he could do that"

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20m ds2 has just opened the cupboard, extracted the Dyson, unwound the cable, removed the 'child-proof' safety cover from the socket, plugged the machine in and switched it on.

Heaven help us.

When my dad was a toddler, he kept touching his nose and saying "Peepo". Everyone thought it was sooooo cute...until he started getting a stinky discharge from his nose. Yup, he'd shoved a peapod up his nose.

Ds hasn't done anything particularly mad or frightening in the last couple of days. Apart from climbing into the compost heap, and alternating between chucking the contents out and tasting them.