Good old fashioned hanging, drawing, and quartering

[FrannyandZooey]

What do you reckon?

lol

Never did me any harm....

with love, of course - for their own good.

yes Tooty I too was hung drawn and quartered often as a child and I think I can say with perfect confidence that it has not affected me negatively in any way

in fact I feel it has done me good

A bit messy?

Difficult to organise the fire to roast the intestines as well as the horses.

Can't be arsed myself.

Good old fashioned public stoning.
Mark my words, there'd be clean plates forever more.

in some parts of the world, that still happens. But with the benefits of the 21 centuary, they may now use a dumper truck to drop the stones onto the victim

Never did me any harm either, and of course, that must mean that it's all ok

ROFL, that I didn't think of this first

Having said that when I were a nipper you stepped out of line and it was off with the bollocks and out with the thumbscrews, you knew your place and that was that. Yes it was a bit nasty at the time, there may well have been the odd scar if you really deserved it, but you could leave your back door open at night and they were always good to their mothers.

Martianbishop, typical lazy parenting. Don't come crying to us when your children all end up in Borstal

Exactly Greeny. And everyone has respect for their elders. Gawd bless the Queen.

Victim? Martianbishop, victim?

You do understand we're talking about disobediant children here dont you?

There are no victims. Let the stoning commence.

borstal's too for them. mumble mumble mumble.

Personally, I favour the guillotine myself; much cleaner. All done in one place, nice little basket to catch the mess, no horses to poo everywhere. And only one person needed to administer as well, so saves on manhours and dry-cleaning bills.

and you can knit while it is happeneing.

Nice to be creative

Yes. I've knitted a couple of nice black hoods at public executions. You never know when you'll need them and you can sell them on ebay.

roffling hard

Well I think there's a lot to be said for the humble lethal injection. No waste no mess, BANG! and the brat is gone!!

And you can keep one handy in the kitchen drawer for those off-the-cuff disciplinary emergencies.

It never did me any harm. All four parts of me are very balanced. Costs a fortune in shrink bills........

Ok, I'm going to risk being ticked off by GS (!) but what is this thread about? Some other thread?

Point me in the right direction please

roffling also

pmsl at Mercy, again

the other thread is called "good old-fashioned smacking"

Bring back the rack! Never did me any harm. In fact I was destined to be a short arse, instead I now play basketball for England

lol

haven't read other thread but saw it in active convos and had the exact sam,e thought

"good old-fashioned hanging"

Or rather I would do if I wasn't tongue-tied. So instead.

Thanks, will have a look