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following on from the fanny thread, what do you call your small child's farts?

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CarolinaMoon · 22/08/2006 22:06

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Seona1973 · 02/09/2006 09:34

pumps

We also say she has pumpy pants if she does more than one at a time (normally when she needs a poo)

jessicaandrebeccasmummy · 02/09/2006 09:39

pumps although jess has started saying pop!

Georgiesmum · 02/09/2006 12:25

pop offs!! and her "fanny" is her minnie!

lucy5 · 02/09/2006 12:29

Fluffs here but dd (5) says farts when she shen she's trying to be well hard

lemonaid · 02/09/2006 12:35

Farts. Never occurred to me to call them anything else (might try "flatulent episode", I suppose, but I can't see it catching on...

Charleesunnysunsun · 02/09/2006 13:05

Perps or farts or phwoars!
All said whilst waving the hand in front of the nose, ds find's it hilarious!

sleepysooz · 02/09/2006 13:23

we have several:

Botty burp! thats our favorite
pumpy bum!

who let polly out of the cage! (nut of a dh says that)

Don't forget though its better out than in and it gives ya belly ache if you don't get rid of wind!

Happy pumping everyone

Twiglett · 02/09/2006 13:25

Fart mainly .. if its good enough for Queen Victoria ....

and botty burp sometimes

princessmel · 02/09/2006 13:32

Bottom burps or farts if he's talking about when Daddy's done one.

poptot · 02/09/2006 13:51

botty noise

theshrimp · 02/09/2006 14:05

Polly-pops!

PinkTulips · 02/09/2006 14:08

fart! although she usually just giggles and says 'uh-oh'!

doglover · 02/09/2006 14:17

botty burps!

robinpud · 02/09/2006 14:20

trumps

Olihan · 02/09/2006 14:24

trumps here too

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